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Case files · No. 001—005

The Unhelpful Manual Bureau.

Five appliances. Five baffling instructions. One brave reader who can tell a power switch from a philosophical suggestion.

Vintage technical illustration of an impossible brass and glass machine with a crescent moon in its chamber
Exhibit A · the machine in question
Confidential: probably safe to operate0 / 5 decoded

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