Colonel Forster did own that he had often suspected some partiality, especially on Lydia's side, but nothing to give him any alarm. Lydia left a few lines for his wife, informing her of their intention. But if you have got them to-day my mother's purpose will be answered. Read it aloud for I hardly know myself what it is about. This is the consequence, you see, Madam, of marrying a daughter It must make you better satisfied that your other four are single. Everything nourishes what is strong already. The officers will find women better worth their notice. I am very glad to hear such a good account of her and pray tell her from me, that she cannot expect to excel if she does not practice a good deal. The men shan't come and part us, I am determined. She was very wrong in singling me out as she did; I can safely say that every advance to intimacy began on her side. It would look odd to be entirely silent for half an hour together; and yet for the advantage of _some_, conversation ought to be so arranged, as that they may have the trouble of saying as little as possible. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I assure you that I have long been most heartily ashamed of it. I do not know when I have been more shocked Wickham so very bad! It is almost past belief. It seems likely to have been a desirable match for Jane I am sorry it went off. This matter may be considered, therefore, as finally settled. I do not know whether I ever before mentioned to you my feelings on this subject; but I will not leave the country without confiding them, and I trust you will not esteem them unreasonable. One must speak a little, you know. Were the whole arrangement complete, my disappointment would be certain. Nobody wants him to come. He must know that she was as amiable and unpretending as we have found her. I have this comfort immediately, that it has not been more than an error of fancy on my side, and that it has done no harm to anyone but myself. They will ruin your happiness. Well, Monday morning came, and I was in such a fuss! I was so afraid, you know, that something would happen to put it off, and then I should have gone quite distracted. So, do not put yourself to inconvenience. And what am I to do on the occasion? It seems an hopeless business. Now is your time. You have widely mistaken my character, if you think I can be worked on by such persuasions as these. I assure you that I have now learnt to enjoy his conversation as an agreeable and sensible young man, without having a wish beyond it. You may imagine what I felt and how I acted. I advise Mr. Darcy, and Lizzy, and Kitty to walk to Oakham Mount this morning. Mamma my aunt says that Colonel Forster and Captain Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did when they first came; she sees them now very often standing in Clarke's library. I was surprised to see Darcy in town last month. If it be so, if I have been misled by such error to inflict pain on her, your resentment has not been unreasonable. I think I have heard you say that you know them. Not that I am afraid of _myself_, but I dread other people's remarks. He will be forgot, and we shall all be as we were before. Because honour, decorum, prudence, nay, interest, forbid it. Having said thus much, I feel no doubt of your secrecy. A report of a most alarming nature reached me two days ago. His father was an excellent man. Miss Bennet you ought to know, that I am not to be trifled with. I shall pull it to pieces as soon as I get home, and see if I can make it up any better. Don't think me angry, however, for I only mean to let you know that I had not imagined such inquiries to be necessary on _your_ side. His principal object must be to discover the number of the hackney coach which took them from Clapham. It was the favourite wish of _his_ mother, as well as of her's. It certainly is a most iniquitous affair and nothing can clear Mr. Collins from the guilt of inheriting Longbourn. Indeed, Mr. Darcy, it is very ungenerous in you to mention all that you knew to my disadvantage in Hertfordshire--and, give me leave to say, very impolitic too--for it is provoking me to retaliate, and such things may come out as will shock your relations to hear. Whatever my connections may be if your nephew does not object to them, they can be nothing to _you_. The kindness of my uncle and aunt can never be requited. He was my godfather, and excessively attached to me. My father bears it better. If I may so express it, he has a _right_ to be proud. She had known, it seems, of their being in love with each other, many weeks. Upon my word I begin to be of your uncle's opinion. If you love Mr. Darcy half as well as I do my dear Wickham, you must be very happy. I would have thanked you before, my dear aunt, as I ought to have done, for your long, kind, satisfactory, detail of particulars; but to say the truth, I was too cross to write. Yes; and they have another, who lives somewhere near Cheapside. Are you not diverted? Oh! shocking! I never heard anything so abominable. But the fact is, that we are very different sort of men, and that he hates me. I am perfectly serious in my refusal. Oh! you are a great deal too apt, you know, to like people in general. Haggerston has our directions, and all will be completed in a week. Could there be finer symptoms? Is not general incivility the very essence of love? Are you indeed? And pray what sort of guardians do you make? Does your charge give you much trouble? Young ladies of her age are sometimes a little difficult to manage, and if she has the true Darcy spirit, she may like to have her own way. And then when you go away, you may leave one or two of my sisters behind you; and I dare say I shall get husbands for them before the winter is over. I am not likely to leave Kent for some time. It was very little less. On Saturday he came again. But his anger, I am persuaded, lasted no longer than he remained in any doubt of your sister's sentiments. A man of honour could not have doubted the intention, but Mr. Darcy chose to doubt it--or to treat it as a merely conditional recommendation, and to assert that I had forfeited all claim to it by extravagance, imprudence--in short anything or nothing. There is nothing extravagant in _their_ housekeeping, I dare say. I shall not say you are mistaken because you could not really believe me to entertain any design of alarming you; and I have had the pleasure of your acquaintance long enough to know that you find great enjoyment in occasionally professing opinions which in fact are not your own. I cannot boast of knowing more than half-a-dozen, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished. You shall hear what she says. I should have considered it as part of my duty, and the exertion would soon have been nothing. You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings in this manner--in such society; and indeed I am quite of your opinion. He is a gentleman; I am a gentleman's daughter; so far we are equal. My dear Lizzy, you cannot think me so weak, as to be in danger now? Mr. Collins moreover adds, 'I am truly rejoiced that my cousin Lydia's sad business has been so well hushed up, and am only concerned that their living together before the marriage took place should be so generally known.' He likes to have his own way very well But so we all do. I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer of marriage. I thought Miss Elizabeth Bennet looked remarkably well when she came into the room this morning. I had not been long in Hertfordshire, before I saw, in common with others, that Bingley preferred your elder sister to any other young woman in the country. But may we not hope that the period of future happiness to which Miss Bingley looks forward may arrive earlier than she is aware, and that the delightful intercourse you have known as friends will be renewed with yet greater satisfaction as sisters? Mr. Bingley will not be detained in London by them. Something very much to the purpose of course. This is from Caroline Bingley; what it contains has surprised me a good deal. You need not be frightened. You would have been less amiable in my eyes had there _not_ been this little unwillingness; but allow me to assure you, that I have your respected mother's permission for this address. I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. But if _we_ do not venture somebody else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her daughters must stand their chance; and, therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, if you decline the office, I will take it on myself. Oh, yes! They left Brighton together on Sunday night, and were traced almost to London, but not beyond; they are certainly not gone to Scotland. I am glad you are come back, Lizzy. It was my brother Gardiner's drawing up too, and I wonder how he came to make such an awkward business of it. And I think you will agree with me, in considering the removal from that corps as highly advisable, both on his account and my niece's. Is not this nice? Is not this an agreeable surprise? He has children of his own, and may have more. They are my old friends. Well, Lizzy and so the Collinses live very comfortable, do they? Well, well, I only hope it will last. You may, in fact, carry a very favourable report of us into Hertfordshire, my dear cousin. It is too long ago. Shall you ever have courage to announce to Lady Catherine what is to befall her? These recollections will not do at all. As soon as I get to town I shall go to my brother, and make him come home with me to Gracechurch Street; and then we may consult together as to what is to be done. Good gracious! it seems but a day or two since we first came! and yet how many things have happened! And _your_ defect is to hate everybody. And then if that very improbable event should ever take place, I shall merely be able to tell what Bingley may tell in a much more agreeable manner himself. Oh! hang Kitty! what has she to do with it? Come be quick, be quick! Where is your sash, my dear? Upon the whole, I am much pleased with him. You need not distress yourself. Lizzy remember where you are, and do not run on in the wild manner that you are suffered to do at home. Your father would depend on _your_ resolution and good conduct, I am sure. But, however this remonstrance might have staggered or delayed his determination, I do not suppose that it would ultimately have prevented the marriage, had it not been seconded by the assurance that I hesitated not in giving, of your sister's indifference. I am almost afraid of asking what you thought of me, when we met at Pemberley. Aye--because she asked him at last how he liked Netherfield, and he could not help answering her; but she said he seemed quite angry at being spoke to. Indeed I had. Good gracious! Mr. Darcy!--and so it does, I vow. Colonel Forster gives us reason to expect him here soon. _You_ wish to think all the world respectable, and are hurt if I speak ill of anybody. That you were gone into the army, and she was afraid had--not turned out well. How could he spare half ten thousand pounds? Has she been presented? I do not remember her name among the ladies at court. You make me laugh, Charlotte; but it is not sound. Whatever I do is done in a hurry and therefore if I should resolve to quit Netherfield, I should probably be off in five minutes. She is well, and begs to be dutifully remembered to you and your mother. But, depend upon it, Mr. Collins that Lizzy shall be brought to reason. On the very day of my coming home from Longbourn, your uncle had a most unexpected visitor. We have dined nine times at Rosings, besides drinking tea there twice! How much I shall have to tell! It was drawn at the same time as the other--about eight years ago. He still loves me, and we are engaged. He meant I believe to go to Epsom, the place where they last changed horses, see the postilions and try if anything could be made out from them. Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six inches deep in mud, I am absolutely certain; and the gown which had been let down to hide it not doing its office. I am afraid you will not be able to make it out, but I hardly know what I have written. You have no regard, then, for the honour and credit of my nephew! Unfeeling, selfish girl! Do you not consider that a connection with you must disgrace him in the eyes of everybody? And did Colonel Forster appear to think well of Wickham himself? Does he know his real character? It was more than civil; it was really attentive; and there was no necessity for such attention. Lizzy, my dear, I want to speak with you. A scheme of which every part promises delight can never be successful; and general disappointment is only warded off by the defence of some little peculiar vexation. Hate you! I was angry perhaps at first, but my anger soon began to take a proper direction. I do not trust my own partiality. I have just received your letter, and shall devote this whole morning to answering it, as I foresee that a _little_ writing will not comprise what I have to tell you. It is impossible for _me_ to be impartial. It is amazing to me how young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are. Good gracious! Lord bless me! only think! dear me! Mr. Darcy! Who would have thought it! And is it really true? Oh! my sweetest Lizzy! how rich and how great you will be! What pin-money, what jewels, what carriages you will have! Jane's is nothing to it--nothing at all. I know no harm of her. I am not ashamed of having been mistaken--or, at least, it is light, it is nothing in comparison of what I should feel in thinking ill of him or his sisters. His behaviour to myself has been scandalous; but I verily believe I could forgive him anything and everything, rather than his disappointing the hopes and disgracing the memory of his father. The engagement between them is of a peculiar kind. I hate such false friends. But it is so strange! From their infancy, they have been intended for each other. I should like it beyond anything! My watchfulness has been effectual; and though I certainly should be a more interesting object to all my acquaintances were I distractedly in love with him, I cannot say that I regret my comparative insignificance. My younger sister has left all her friends--has eloped; has thrown herself into the power of--of Mr. Wickham. If the dispositions of the parties are ever so well known to each other or ever so similar beforehand, it does not advance their felicity in the least. When I am in the country I never wish to leave it; and when I am in town it is pretty much the same. What do you mean? Good-bye. You must not disappoint your father. It is such a spur to one's genius, such an opening for wit, to have a dislike of that kind. No Wickham's a fool if he takes her with a farthing less than ten thousand pounds. Stay, stay, I will go myself. I am sure I cried for two days together when Colonel Miller's regiment went away. When my brother left us yesterday, he imagined that the business which took him to London might be concluded in three or four days; but as we are certain it cannot be so, and at the same time convinced that when Charles gets to town he will be in no hurry to leave it again, we have determined on following him thither, that he may not be obliged to spend his vacant hours in a comfortless hotel. Do you not think it would be a proper compliment to the place? You have only proved by this that Mr. Bingley did not do justice to his own disposition. Are you quite sure that you feel what you ought to do? I had much rather go in the coach. He is just what a young man ought to be sensible, good-humoured, lively; and I never saw such happy manners!--so much ease, with such perfect good breeding! When I consider that I might have prevented it! I, who knew what he was. Conceal the unhappy truth as long as it is possible, I know it cannot be long. While I can have my mornings to myself it is enough--I think it is no sacrifice to join occasionally in evening engagements. He has the promise of an ensigncy in General ----'s regiment, now quartered in the North. Oh, no! In essentials, I believe, he is very much what he ever was. I cannot believe it. --My mind, however, is now made up on the subject, for having received ordination at Easter, I have been so fortunate as to be distinguished by the patronage of the Right Honourable Lady Catherine de Bourgh, widow of Sir Lewis de Bourgh, whose bounty and beneficence has preferred me to the valuable rectory of this parish, where it shall be my earnest endeavour to demean myself with grateful respect towards her ladyship, and be ever ready to perform those rites and ceremonies which are instituted by the Church of England. Caroline did not return my visit till yesterday; and not a note, not a line, did I receive in the meantime. Their taking her home, and affording her their personal protection and countenance, is such a sacrifice to her advantage as years of gratitude cannot enough acknowledge. Is this meant for me? And pray, what is the usual price of an earl's younger son? Unless the elder brother is very sickly, I suppose you would not ask above fifty thousand pounds. If I had been able to carry my point in going to Brighton, with all my family, _this_ would not have happened; but poor dear Lydia had nobody to take care of her. 'Tis too much! by far too much. That will do extremely well, child. Why should they not go on to Scotland if that had been the case? Mr. Collins appears to be very fortunate in his choice of a wife. Good gracious! when I went away, I am sure I had no more idea of being married till I came back again! though I thought it would be very good fun if I was. To treat in such a manner the godson, the friend, the favourite of his father! A young man, too, like _you_, whose very countenance may vouch for your being amiable and one, too, who had probably been his companion from childhood, connected together, as I think you said, in the closest manner! It was a subject which they could not mention before me. I have been making the tour of the park as I generally do every year, and intend to close it with a call at the Parsonage. But as to your other objection, I am afraid it will hardly hold good. Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but with respect to any other leading characteristic, I do not imagine that much has been unfolded. How was it possible that such an idea should enter our brains? I felt a little uneasy--a little fearful of my sister's happiness with him in marriage, because I knew that his conduct had not been always quite right. I need not explain myself farther; and though _we_ know this anxiety to be quite needless, yet if she feels it, it will easily account for her behaviour to me; and so deservedly dear as he is to his sister, whatever anxiety she must feel on his behalf is natural and amiable. Sometimes. You cannot be more than twenty, I am sure, therefore you need not conceal your age. Such a disappointment! and with the knowledge of your ill opinion, too! and having to relate such a thing of his sister! It is really too distressing. Lady Catherine, I believe, did a great deal to it when Mr. Collins first came to Hunsford. Yes, very handsome. You do not know what he really is; then pray do not pain me by speaking of him in such terms. She practises very constantly. What does Mr. Darcy mean by listening to my conversation with Colonel Forster? A military life is not what I was intended for, but circumstances have now made it eligible. We shall often meet, I hope, in Hertfordshire. Let me mend it for you. When I do myself the honour of speaking to you next on the subject, I shall hope to receive a more favourable answer than you have now given me; though I am far from accusing you of cruelty at present, because I know it to be the established custom of your sex to reject a man on the first application, and perhaps you have even now said as much to encourage my suit as would be consistent with the true delicacy of the female character. Will you come and see me? I do assure you that I am not one of those young ladies (if such young ladies there are) who are so daring as to risk their happiness on the chance of being asked a second time. Of whom does Jane ever think ill? And who is there, whatever might be their former conduct, that she would think capable of such an attempt, till it were proved against them? But Jane knows, as well as I do, what Wickham really is. My mother means well; but she does not know, no one can know, how much I suffer from what she says. Your daughter Elizabeth, it is presumed, will not long bear the name of Bennet, after her elder sister has resigned it, and the chosen partner of her fate may be reasonably looked up to as one of the most illustrious personages in this land. I mend pens remarkably well. A house in town! Every thing that is charming! Three daughters married! Ten thousand a year! Oh, Lord! What will become of me. Indeed, you are mistaken, Madam. But you are always giving _her_ the preference. Shall we ask your cousin the reason of this? Shall we ask him why a man of sense and education, and who has lived in the world, is ill qualified to recommend himself to strangers? Mr. Darcy asked him why he had not married your sister at once. _Too much_, I am afraid; for what becomes of the moral, if our comfort springs from a breach of promise? for I ought not to have mentioned the subject. I am the less surprised at what has happened from that knowledge of what the manners of the great really are, which my situation in life has allowed me to acquire. Your sister I also watched. If you, my dear father, will not take the trouble of checking her exuberant spirits, and of teaching her that her present pursuits are not to be the business of her life, she will soon be beyond the reach of amendment. But, my dear sister, though the event has proved you right, do not think me obstinate if I still assert that, considering what her behaviour was, my confidence was as natural as your suspicion. You take an eager interest in that gentleman's concerns. I am talking of possibilities, Charles. It will save me a world of trouble and economy. No--I cannot talk of books in a ball-room; my head is always full of something else. And they are really to be married! How strange this is! And for _this_ we are to be thankful. It is natural that obligation should be felt, and if I could _feel_ gratitude, I would now thank you. I can much more easily believe Mr. Bingley's being imposed on, than that Mr. Wickham should invent such a history of himself as he gave me last night; names, facts, everything mentioned without ceremony. He did not talk to me of his own arts He only told me what I have now told you. A thousand things may arise in six months! She did indeed. I told you in the library, you know, that I should never speak to you again, and you will find me as good as my word. There--I have saved you the trouble of accounting for it; and really, all things considered, I begin to think it perfectly reasonable. Wickham will never marry a woman without some money. I should be ashamed of having one that was only entailed on me. The garden in which stands my humble abode is separated only by a lane from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence. This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed! Is this to be endured! But it must not, shall not be. Yet, indeed, I am in earnest. He owns it himself without disguise. You could not have met with a person more capable of giving you certain information on that head than myself, for I have been connected with his family in a particular manner from my infancy. If he is satisfied with only regretting me, when he might have obtained my affections and hand, I shall soon cease to regret him at all. A gentleman and a stranger! It is Mr. Bingley, I am sure! Well, I am sure I shall be extremely glad to see Mr. Bingley. I have by no means done. Wickham indeed had gone to her on their first arrival in London, and had she been able to receive them into her house, they would have taken up their abode with her. And there was my aunt, all the time I was dressing, preaching and talking away just as if she was reading a sermon. She danced four dances with him at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and has since dined with him in company four times. But do not deceive yourself into a belief that I will ever recede. Our situation with regard to Lady Catherine's family is indeed the sort of extraordinary advantage and blessing which few can boast. And what is fifty miles of good road? Little more than half a day's journey. To be sure, Lizzy he is not so handsome as Wickham; or, rather, he has not Wickham's countenance, for his features are perfectly good. Perhaps I am not doing her justice. Yes, in conjunction with his friend. Mrs. Collins will be very glad of your company, I am sure. I was very much flattered by his asking me to dance a second time. In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of. Thoughtlessness, want of attention to other people's feelings, and want of resolution, will do the business. Unhappy as the event must be for Lydia, we may draw from it this useful lesson: that loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex. Your friend performs delightfully and I doubt not that you are an adept in the science yourself, Mr. Darcy. True but it is a comfort to think that whatever of that kind may befall you, you have an affectionate mother who will make the most of it. We want none of them; do we? While Mary is adjusting her ideas let us return to Mr. Bingley. I do not know. His being so sure of succeeding was wrong and certainly ought not to have appeared; but consider how much it must increase his disappointment! You have shown him off now much more than he did himself. Yes, he went on Tuesday, as I wrote you word. Pray, Miss Eliza, are not the ----shire Militia removed from Meryton? They must be a great loss to _your_ family. I know your disposition, Lizzy. A man who has once been refused! How could I ever be foolish enough to expect a renewal of his love? Is there one among the sex, who would not protest against such a weakness as a second proposal to the same woman? There is no indignity so abhorrent to their feelings! Her face is too thin; her complexion has no brilliancy; and her features are not at all handsome. His character was to speak for itself. You must give me leave to judge for myself, and pay me the compliment of believing what I say. Mr. Darcy seemed much pleased with the attention. I have seen them both. But with me, it is not so. I thought him very sly;--he hardly ever mentioned your name. My reasons for believing it are briefly these: It does not appear to me that my hand is unworthy your acceptance, or that the establishment I can offer would be any other than highly desirable. Both for I have always seen a great similarity in the turn of our minds. Lizzy what are you doing? Are you out of your senses, to be accepting this man? Have not you always hated him? And will you promise me, never to enter into such an engagement? You are very kind, I am sure; and I wish with all my heart it may prove so, for else they will be destitute enough. He is perfectly well behaved, polite, and unassuming. Dearest Jane! who could have done less for her? But make a virtue of it by all means. He is gone to my father already. The younger ones out before the elder ones are married! Your younger sisters must be very young? They have known her much longer than they have known me; no wonder if they love her better. Oh! my dear, dear Jane, I am so happy! I am sure I shan't get a wink of sleep all night. I knew it myself, as it was known to Miss Bingley; but her brother is even yet ignorant of it. Dear madam don't you know there is an express come for master from Mr. Gardiner? He has been here this half-hour, and master has had a letter. Ignorant as you previously were of everything concerning either, detection could not be in your power, and suspicion certainly not in your inclination. She was then but fifteen, which must be her excuse; and after stating her imprudence, I am happy to add, that I owed the knowledge of it to herself. I am most seriously displeased. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or rather taller. You must not be too severe upon yourself. How can you be so silly as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there. You may depend on it for Mrs. Nicholls was in Meryton last night; I saw her passing by, and went out myself on purpose to know the truth of it; and she told me that it was certain true. It is something to think of, and it gives her a sort of distinction among her companions. Importance may sometimes be purchased too dearly. No governess! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without a governess! I never heard of such a thing. You had much better dance. From Mr. Collins! and what can _he_ have to say? Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure. Lydia has no brothers to step forward; and he might imagine, from my father's behaviour, from his indolence and the little attention he has ever seemed to give to what was going forward in his family, that _he_ would do as little, and think as little about it, as any father could do, in such a matter. _You_ are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room. If, as I conclude will be the case, you send me full powers to act in your name throughout the whole of this business, I will immediately give directions to Haggerston for preparing a proper settlement. He has many friends, and is at a time of life when friends and engagements are continually increasing. You do not blame me, however, for refusing him? Yes, you know enough of my frankness to believe me capable of _that_. I knew that Mr. Wickham ought not to be a clergyman; the business was therefore soon settled--he resigned all claim to assistance in the church, were it possible that he could ever be in a situation to receive it, and accepted in return three thousand pounds. This must be a most inconvenient sitting room for the evening, in summer; the windows are full west. And, above all, keep Mr. Bennet from fighting. I am sorry, exceedingly sorry that you have ever been informed of what may, in a mistaken light, have given you uneasiness. And quite alone? Have all her friends left her? It may perhaps be pleasant to be able to impose on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be so very guarded. For my part, Mr. Bingley, I always keep servants that can do their own work; _my_ daughters are brought up very differently. Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. I should be sorry, you know, to think ill of a young man who has lived so long in Derbyshire. I admire all my three sons-in-law highly Wickham, perhaps, is my favourite; but I think I shall like _your_ husband quite as well as Jane's. On the evening before my going to London I made a confession to him, which I believe I ought to have made long ago. Oh! Mary I wish you had gone with us, for we had such fun! As we went along, Kitty and I drew up the blinds, and pretended there was nobody in the coach; and I should have gone so all the way, if Kitty had not been sick; and when we got to the George, I do think we behaved very handsomely, for we treated the other three with the nicest cold luncheon in the world, and if you would have gone, we would have treated you too. Yes, and I had heard it before. She is a selfish, hypocritical woman, and I have no opinion of her. If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient. I see no occasion for that. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever he chooses of the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy. You are a good girl; and I have great pleasure in thinking you will be so happily settled. I never saw such a long chin in my life. Well, mamma and what do you think of my husband? Is not he a charming man? I am sure my sisters must all envy me. How little did you tell me of what passed at Pemberley and Lambton! I owe all that I know of it to another, not to you. Miss Bingley told me that he never speaks much, unless among his intimate acquaintances. My avowed one, or what I avowed to myself, was to see whether your sister were still partial to Bingley, and if she were, to make the confession to him which I have since made. I am sure if it was not for such good friends I do not know what would become of her, for she is very ill indeed, and suffers a vast deal, though with the greatest patience in the world, which is always the way with her, for she has, without exception, the sweetest temper I have ever met with. But as we know none of the particulars, it is not fair to condemn him. What should not you mind? Tell him what a dreadful state I am in, that I am frighted out of my wits--and have such tremblings, such flutterings, all over me--such spasms in my side and pains in my head, and such beatings at heart, that I can get no rest by night nor by day. Well, and so just as the carriage came to the door, my uncle was called away upon business to that horrid man Mr. Stone. Very nonsensical to come at all! Why must _she_ be scampering about the country, because her sister had a cold? Her hair, so untidy, so blowsy! I had not thought so very ill of him. But the case is this: We are not rich enough or grand enough for them; and she is the more anxious to get Miss Darcy for her brother, from the notion that when there has been _one_ intermarriage, she may have less trouble in achieving a second; in which there is certainly some ingenuity, and I dare say it would succeed, if Miss de Bourgh were out of the way. Colonel Forster is a sensible man, and will keep her out of any real mischief; and she is luckily too poor to be an object of prey to anybody. There is no talk of his coming to Netherfield again in the summer; and I have inquired of everybody, too, who is likely to know. I must not decide on my own performance. Yes, very well. If I were so fortunate as to be able to sing, I should have great pleasure, I am sure, in obliging the company with an air; for I consider music as a very innocent diversion, and perfectly compatible with the profession of a clergyman. If you _will_ thank me let it be for yourself alone. May I take the liberty of asking your ladyship whether you left Mr. and Mrs. Collins well. It pains me to offend you. You shall not defend her, though it is Charlotte Lucas. Their conduct has been such as neither you, nor I, nor anybody can ever forget. I hope that no consideration with regard to this young man will influence her. This cannot be!--engaged to Mr. Darcy! No, no, you shall not deceive me. Oh! no, my regret and compassion are all done away by seeing you so full of both. That they might have met without ill consequence is perhaps probable; but his regard did not appear to me enough extinguished for him to see her without some danger. He has more to give. I had not an idea of it. Next time you call I hope we shall be more lucky. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, _do_ divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can. But think no more of the letter. My dear madam this invitation is particularly gratifying, because it is what I have been hoping to receive; and you may be very certain that I shall avail myself of it as soon as possible. Oh! it is of no consequence. Lizzy I have given him my consent. He made a little mistake to be sure; but it is to the credit of his modesty. And what sort of young lady is she? Is she handsome? Your affectionate friend, She will follow wherever Lydia leads. And it was settled that we should all be there by eleven o'clock. At once to insist upon having such a report universally contradicted. Everybody is disgusted with his pride. It is a proof of your own attachment to Hertfordshire. If I have wounded your sister's feelings, it was unknowingly done and though the motives which governed me may to you very naturally appear insufficient, I have not yet learnt to condemn them. Among those who are at all his equals in consequence, he is a very different man from what he is to the less prosperous. Come here, child I have sent for you on an affair of importance. No, my dear, I think not. Are the others coming out? He arranges the business just as he pleases. My dear aunt, this is being serious indeed. Do let the portraits of your uncle and aunt Phillips be placed in the gallery at Pemberley. Let me then advise you, dear sir, to console yourself as much as possible, to throw off your unworthy child from your affection for ever, and leave her to reap the fruits of her own heinous offense. My dear Miss Elizabeth, I have the highest opinion in the world in your excellent judgement in all matters within the scope of your understanding; but permit me to say, that there must be a wide difference between the established forms of ceremony amongst the laity, and those which regulate the clergy; for, give me leave to observe that I consider the clerical office as equal in point of dignity with the highest rank in the kingdom--provided that a proper humility of behaviour is at the same time maintained. It _is_ wonderful for almost all his actions may be traced to pride; and pride had often been his best friend. You know it is not sound, and that you would never act in this way yourself. I write without any intention of paining you, or humbling myself, by dwelling on wishes which, for the happiness of both, cannot be too soon forgotten; and the effort which the formation and the perusal of this letter must occasion, should have been spared, had not my character required it to be written and read. You shall not, for the sake of one individual, change the meaning of principle and integrity, nor endeavour to persuade yourself or me, that selfishness is prudence, and insensibility of danger security for happiness. My feelings in every respect forbid it. There are undoubtedly many who could not say the same, but thanks to Lady Catherine de Bourgh, I am removed far beyond the necessity of regarding little matters. Certainly, sir; and it has the advantage also of being in vogue amongst the less polished societies of the world. It is evident by this that he comes back no more this winter. Your sweetness and disinterestedness are really angelic; I do not know what to say to you. But I cannot find out that Jane saw anything of him in London. He has been so unlucky as to lose _your_ friendship and in a manner which he is likely to suffer from all his life. Did you not think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly well just now, when I was teasing Colonel Forster to give us a ball at Meryton? Go, my dear and show her ladyship about the different walks. My dear Jane! you are too good. Do let us have a little music Louisa, you will not mind my waking Mr. Hurst? She is unfortunately of a sickly constitution, which has prevented her from making that progress in many accomplishments which she could not have otherwise failed of, as I am informed by the lady who superintended her education, and who still resides with them. Here, Sarah, come to Miss Bennet this moment, and help her on with her gown. And so you like this man's sisters, too, do you? Their manners are not equal to his. Our importance, our respectability in the world must be affected by the wild volatility, the assurance and disdain of all restraint which mark Lydia's character. Lydia, my love, though you _are_ the youngest, I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the next ball. Miss Eliza Bennet despises cards. You need not. I never saw such a woman. But last summer he was again most painfully obtruded on my notice. My poor mother is really ill, and keeps her room. Oh! no--it is not for _me_ to be driven away by Mr. Darcy. If you believed it impossible to be true I wonder you took the trouble of coming so far. Consider Mr. Collins's respectability, and Charlotte's steady, prudent character. As a child I was taught what was right, but I was not taught to correct my temper. But, though Bingley and Jane meet tolerably often, it is never for many hours together; and, as they always see each other in large mixed parties, it is impossible that every moment should be employed in conversing together. Let me write for you if you dislike the trouble yourself. How nicely we are all crammed in I am glad I bought my bonnet, if it is only for the fun of having another bandbox! Well, now let us be quite comfortable and snug, and talk and laugh all the way home. If therefore she actually persists in rejecting my suit, perhaps it were better not to force her into accepting me, because if liable to such defects of temper, she could not contribute much to my felicity. Did you go by the village of Kympton? But there seems an indelicacy in directing his attentions towards her so soon after this event. He knows of my being in town, I am certain, from something she said herself; and yet it would seem, by her manner of talking, as if she wanted to persuade herself that he is really partial to Miss Darcy. How he lived I know not. No I have not forgotten him; but I have nothing satisfactory to tell you. What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation? Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree with you _there_. Mr. Darcy, I am a very selfish creature; and, for the sake of giving relief to my own feelings, care not how much I may be wounding your's. Undoubtedly. Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. It is a delightful thing, to be sure, to have a daughter well married but at the same time, Mr. Bingley, it is very hard to have her taken such a way from me. This is an evening of wonders, indeed! And so, Darcy did every thing; made up the match, gave the money, paid the fellow's debts, and got him his commission! So much the better. My good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasions for teasing and quarrelling with you as often as may be; and I shall begin directly by asking you what made you so unwilling to come to the point at last. I have been walking in the grove some time in the hope of meeting you. Oh, my dear, dear aunt what delight! what felicity! You give me fresh life and vigour. In a few days more we may gain some news of them; and till we know that they are not married, and have no design of marrying, do not let us give the matter over as lost. At length, however, our kind friend procured the wished-for direction. Girls, can I do anything for you in Meryton? Oh! Here comes Hill! My dear Hill, have you heard the good news? Miss Lydia is going to be married; and you shall all have a bowl of punch to make merry at her wedding. And do not you think him a very handsome gentleman, ma'am? When you met us there the other day, we had just been forming a new acquaintance. What shall we do with him? Lizzy, you must walk out with him again, that he may not be in Bingley's way. Good Heaven! can it be really so! Yet now I must believe you My dear, dear Lizzy, I would--I do congratulate you--but are you certain? forgive the question--are you quite certain that you can be happy with him? Had it been your uncle's doing, I must and _would_ have paid him; but these violent young lovers carry every thing their own way. I shall entreat his pardon for not having done it earlier. They arise chiefly from what is passing at the time, and though I sometimes amuse myself with suggesting and arranging such little elegant compliments as may be adapted to ordinary occasions, I always wish to give them as unstudied an air as possible. I am going away myself. Upon my word, I say no more _here_ than I might say in any house in the neighbourhood, except Netherfield. I know not in what manner, under what form of falsehood he had imposed on you; but his success is not perhaps to be wondered at. You must give me leave to flatter myself, my dear cousin, that your refusal of my addresses is merely words of course. Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones. It is no such thing. But afterwards she seemed to improve on you, and I believe you thought her rather pretty at one time. What is the matter mamma? What do you keep winking at me for? What am I to do? He was well, but so much engaged with Mr. Darcy that they scarcely ever saw him. You are joking, Lizzy. He has been accused of many faults at different times, but _this_ is the true one. Yes, or I will never see her again. Aye, so it is and Mrs. Long does not come back till the day before; so it will be impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know him herself. One of them does. You allude, perhaps, to the entail of this estate. If I can perceive her regard for him, he must be a simpleton, indeed, not to discover it too. This will never do. It cannot be concealed from anyone. How hard it is in some cases to be believed! This is the only point, I flatter myself, on which we do not agree. The fact is, that you were sick of civility, of deference, of officious attention. With three younger sisters grown up your ladyship can hardly expect me to own it. You must and shall be married by a special licence. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. You will hardly blame me for refusing to comply with this entreaty, or for resisting every repetition to it. I will only say farther that from what passed that evening, my opinion of all parties was confirmed, and every inducement heightened which could have led me before, to preserve my friend from what I esteemed a most unhappy connection. But if it be only a slight, thin sort of inclination, I am convinced that one good sonnet will starve it entirely away. It is from Miss Bingley. I will go to Meryton as soon as I am dressed, and tell the good, good news to my sister Philips. It is a pity that great ladies in general are not more like her. Oh! my dear brother that is exactly what I could most wish for. But what does he say of the living? And there is something of dignity in his countenance that would not give one an unfavourable idea of his heart. Twice has she condescended to give me her opinion (unasked too!) on this subject; and it was but the very Saturday night before I left Hunsford--between our pools at quadrille, while Mrs. Jenkinson was arranging Miss de Bourgh's footstool, that she said, 'Mr. Collins, you must marry. You thought me then devoid of every proper feeling, I am sure you did. How you must have hated me after _that_ evening? I shall be back by dinner. I do not get on at all. Not yet But now that my dear uncle is come, I hope everything will be well. I have not the smallest objection to explaining them You either choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage in walking; if the first, I would be completely in your way, and if the second, I can admire you much better as I sit by the fire. Now that this first meeting is over, I feel perfectly easy. Though our kind uncle has done something towards clearing him, I cannot believe that ten thousand pounds, or anything like it, has been advanced. Pray let me hear what you have to accuse him of I should like to know how he behaves among strangers. This room was my late master's favourite room, and these miniatures are just as they used to be then. Have you any idea, Lizzy, who this gentleman is? But now it comes out: But it is not merely this affair on which my dislike is founded. She will drop the acquaintance entirely. Indeed, Mr. Collins, all praise of me will be unnecessary. Mr. Darcy may hug himself. I have not been at all able to account for the honour of seeing you here. Perfectly so, I thank you. I certainly have not the talent which some people possess of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. And this is your opinion of me! This is the estimation in which you hold me! I thank you for explaining it so fully. To-morrow fortnight. I must conclude, for I cannot be long from my poor mother. What a pity it is, mamma, we did not all go. Mr. Collins must excuse me. But--good Lord! how unlucky! There is not a bit of fish to be got to-day. I always say that nothing is to be done in education without steady and regular instruction, and nobody but a governess can give it. An excellent consolation in its way but it will not do for _us_. No, Lizzy, that is what I do _not_ choose. But, Lizzy, this must go no farther than yourself, or Jane at most. If you do not choose to understand me, forgive my impertinence. Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend, and introduce Mr. Bingley to _her_. His pride never deserts him; but with the rich he is liberal-minded, just, sincere, rational, honourable, and perhaps agreeable--allowing something for fortune and figure. Since her father's death, her home has been London, where a lady lives with her, and superintends her education. My dear Mr. Bennet have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last? Seriously, I would have you be on your guard. Indeed, Mr. Bennet it is very hard to think that Charlotte Lucas should ever be mistress of this house, that I should be forced to make way for _her_, and live to see her take her place in it! But Lizzy! Oh, sister! It is very hard to think that she might have been Mr. Collins's wife by this time, had it not been for her own perverseness. I have every reason in the world to think ill of you. I do think it is the hardest thing in the world, that your estate should be entailed away from your own children; and I am sure, if I had been you, I should have tried long ago to do something or other about it. My fingers do not move over this instrument in the masterly manner which I see so many women's do. Yes, indeed, his friends may well rejoice in his having met with one of the very few sensible women who would have accepted him, or have made him happy if they had. To have his errors made public might ruin him for ever. And as for wedding clothes, do not let them wait for that, but tell Lydia she shall have as much money as she chooses to buy them, after they are married. She is a very great favourite with some ladies of my acquaintance, Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley. The motive professed was his conviction of its being owing to himself that Wickham's worthlessness had not been so well known as to make it impossible for any young woman of character to love or confide in him. Imprudent as the marriage between Mr. Wickham and our poor Lydia would be, we are now anxious to be assured it has taken place, for there is but too much reason to fear they are not gone to Scotland. I should not be surprised if he were to give it up as soon as any eligible purchase offers. But you have chosen your fault well. She seems perfectly happy, however, and in a prudential light it is certainly a very good match for her. I have scarcely any hesitation in saying she will include you and my sister Maria in every invitation with which she honours us during your stay here. Howsoever that may be, you are grievously to be pitied; in which opinion I am not only joined by Mrs. Collins, but likewise by Lady Catherine and her daughter, to whom I have related the affair. These are heavy misfortunes But the wife of Mr. Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine. As I did the other day very true, it will be wise in me to refrain from _that_. I am astonished that my father should have left so small a collection of books. He may live in my memory as the most amiable man of my acquaintance, but that is all. Aye, no doubt; but that is what a governess will prevent, and if I had known your mother, I should have advised her most strenuously to engage one. Indeed I do not dare. Do you really think so? No, never. If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, send them in, for I am quite at leisure. Though I shall always say he used my daughter extremely ill; and if I was her, I would not have put up with it. It must be very agreeable for her to be settled within so easy a distance of her own family and friends. I hardly know how Mr. Collins was first introduced to her notice, but he certainly has not known her long. You are not well enough; you cannot go yourself. Your lively talents would place you in the greatest danger in an unequal marriage. I see the imprudence of it. She is all affability and condescension, and I doubt not but you will be honoured with some portion of her notice when service is over. I happened to overhear the gentleman himself mentioning to the young lady who does the honours of the house the names of his cousin Miss de Bourgh, and of her mother Lady Catherine. Mr. Bingley does not know the whole of his history, and is quite ignorant of the circumstances which have principally offended Mr. Darcy; but he will vouch for the good conduct, the probity, and honour of his friend, and is perfectly convinced that Mr. Wickham has deserved much less attention from Mr. Darcy than he has received; and I am sorry to say by his account as well as his sister's, Mr. Wickham is by no means a respectable young man. And how impossible in others! I know it to be impossible. Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume and pray what is the result? Mrs. Bennet and Lydia are going in the carriage to Meryton. I shall be glad to have the library to myself as soon as may be. My character has ever been celebrated for its sincerity and frankness, and in a cause of such moment as this, I shall certainly not depart from it. It is highly improper. But why all this secrecy? Why any fear of detection? Why must their marriage be private? Oh, no, no--this is not likely. Thoughtless and indiscreet I can easily believe him, but this step (and let us rejoice over it) marks nothing bad at heart. I told my sister Phillips so the other day. This is not to be borne. The venison was roasted to a turn--and everybody said they never saw so fat a haunch. His resentment was in proportion to the distress of his circumstances--and he was doubtless as violent in his abuse of me to others as in his reproaches to myself. He is also handsome which a young man ought likewise to be, if he possibly can. Could he, or the Lucases, have pitched on any man within the circle of our acquaintance, whose name would have given the lie more effectually to what they related? Mr. Darcy, who never looks at any woman but to see a blemish, and who probably never looked at you in his life! It is admirable! Why should they try to influence him? They can only wish his happiness; and if he is attached to me, no other woman can secure it. Wilfully and wantonly to have thrown off the companion of my youth, the acknowledged favourite of my father, a young man who had scarcely any other dependence than on our patronage, and who had been brought up to expect its exertion, would be a depravity, to which the separation of two young persons, whose affection could be the growth of only a few weeks, could bear no comparison. _You_ think it a faithful portrait undoubtedly. No, not at all. She has been allowed to dispose of her time in the most idle and frivolous manner, and to adopt any opinions that came in her way. But are you pleased, Jane? Shall you like to have such a brother? The first time of my ever seeing him in Hertfordshire, you must know, was at a ball--and at this ball, what do you think he did? He danced only four dances, though gentlemen were scarce; and, to my certain knowledge, more than one young lady was sitting down in want of a partner. But what is to be done about Pemberley? John told us Mr. Darcy was here when you sent for us; was it so? Oh, yes!--if one could but go to Brighton! But papa is so disagreeable. Nothing child, nothing. They are destined for each other by the voice of every member of their respective houses; and what is to divide them? The upstart pretensions of a young woman without family, connections, or fortune. I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. Yes, very indifferent indeed Oh, Jane, take care. _That_ is all to be forgot. About a month ago I received this letter; and about a fortnight ago I answered it, for I thought it a case of some delicacy, and requiring early attention. But my dear Elizabeth what sort of girl is Miss King? I should be sorry to think our friend mercenary. To all the objections I have already urged, I have still another to add. Let me be rightly understood. You are not going to be _missish_, I hope, and pretend to be affronted at an idle report. You have deprived the best years of his life of that independence which was no less his due than his desert. My eldest sister has been in town these three months. But it was two or three days before he could get from her what he wanted. It is impossible that he should still love me. But I tell you, Miss Lizzy--if you take it into your head to go on refusing every offer of marriage in this way, you will never get a husband at all--and I am sure I do not know who is to maintain you when your father is dead. There _is_ something a little stately in him, to be sure but it is confined to his air, and is not unbecoming. There is but such a quantity of merit between them; just enough to make one good sort of man; and of late it has been shifting about pretty much. He and his sisters were well, I hope, when you left London? One does not know what to think. Do not be afraid of my running into any excess, of my encroaching on your privilege of universal good-will. In future, I hope we shall be always of one mind. Believe me, my dear sir, my gratitude is warmly excited by such affectionate attention; and depend upon it, you will speedily receive from me a letter of thanks for this, and for every other mark of your regard during my stay in Hertfordshire. How far your nephew might approve of your interference in his affairs, I cannot tell; but you have certainly no right to concern yourself in mine. But _now_ suppose as much as you choose; give a loose rein to your fancy, indulge your imagination in every possible flight which the subject will afford, and unless you believe me actually married, you cannot greatly err. I have just had a letter from Jane, with such dreadful news. Oh! he is the handsomest young man that ever was seen! It is a pity they are not handsome! Not that I think Charlotte so _very_ plain--but then she is our particular friend. She is abominably rude to keep Charlotte out of doors in all this wind. The adieu is charity itself. I do not think it is very pretty; but I thought I might as well buy it as not. One has got all the goodness, and the other all the appearance of it. Yes, sir, I know I am. Well, then, you need not be under any alarm. No thanks to his gallantry for that. Oh! my dear I cannot bear to hear that mentioned. I am afraid I interrupt your solitary ramble, my dear sister? You ought certainly to forgive them, as a Christian, but never to admit them in your sight, or allow their names to be mentioned in your hearing. I have told Miss Bennet several times, that she will never play really well unless she practises more; and though Mrs. Collins has no instrument, she is very welcome, as I have often told her, to come to Rosings every day, and play on the pianoforte in Mrs. Jenkinson's room. There is one point on which I want your advice. Does that young lady know Mr. Darcy? The idea of the olive-branch perhaps is not wholly new, yet I think it is well expressed. But we considered it, we talked of it as impossible. Oh that I had been with you! you have had every care and anxiety upon yourself alone. How could I be so silly as to wish it! Your idea of the ponies is delightful. And then when we came away it was such fun! I thought we never should have got into the coach. How could you begin? I can comprehend your going on charmingly, when you had once made a beginning; but what could set you off in the first place? They have each their advantages, and I can be equally happy in either. We must have Mrs. Long and the Gouldings soon. With great energy; but it is always a subject which makes a lady energetic. I knew he would manage everything! How I long to see her! and to see dear Wickham too! But the clothes, the wedding clothes! I will write to my sister Gardiner about them directly. I hoped to find you reasonable; but, depend upon it, I will carry my point. He leaves out half his words, and blots the rest. But I will no longer importune my young cousin. It does seem, and it is most shocking indeed that a sister's sense of decency and virtue in such a point should admit of doubt. Do your sisters play and sing? Oh, Charlotte says she hardly ever does. How very ill Miss Eliza Bennet looks this morning, Mr. Darcy I never in my life saw anyone so much altered as she is since the winter. Books--oh! no. I often think that there is nothing so bad as parting with one's friends. I have been thinking it over again, Elizabeth and really, upon serious consideration, I am much more inclined than I was to judge as your eldest sister does on the matter. At present I am not in love with Mr. Wickham; no, I certainly am not. But I have always observed, that they who are good-natured when children, are good-natured when they grow up; and he was always the sweetest-tempered, most generous-hearted boy in the world. Arguments are too much like disputes. They are young in the ways of the world, and not yet open to the mortifying conviction that handsome young men must have something to live on as well as the plain. Nay this is too much, to remember at night all the foolish things that were said in the morning. Exceed their income! My dear Mr. Bennet what are you talking of? Why, he has four or five thousand a year, and very likely more. I wonder what he can be doing there. Miss Bingley said something of his never returning to Netherfield again, of giving up the house, but not with any certainty. I am very sensible of the honour of your proposals, but it is impossible for me to do otherwise than to decline them. But I am particularly attached to these young men, and know them to be so much attached to me! They were excessively sorry to go! But so they always are. I cannot find out that I hate her at all, or that I am in the least unwilling to think her a very good sort of girl. He is, indeed; but, considering the inducement, my dear Miss Eliza, we cannot wonder at his complaisance--for who would object to such a partner? Indeed you are mistaken. It is _not_ Mr. Bingley it is a person whom I never saw in the whole course of my life. You are a very strange creature by way of a friend!--always wanting me to play and sing before anybody and everybody! If my vanity had taken a musical turn, you would have been invaluable; but as it is, I would really rather not sit down before those who must be in the habit of hearing the very best performers. I am therefore by no means discouraged by what you have just said, and shall hope to lead you to the altar ere long. You wanted me, I know, to say 'Yes,' that you might have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always delight in overthrowing those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of their premeditated contempt. Well, he certainly is very agreeable, and I give you leave to like him. I am glad you are come, for there is such fun here! What do you think has happened this morning? Mr. Collins has made an offer to Lizzy, and she will not have him. It had better have happened to _you_, Lizzy; you would have laughed yourself out of it sooner. You will be a very happy woman. I am far from attributing any part of Mr. Bingley's conduct to design but without scheming to do wrong, or to make others unhappy, there may be error, and there may be misery. If it is designedly done, they cannot be justified; but I have no idea of there being so much design in the world as some persons imagine. Will you allow me, or do I ask too much, to introduce my sister to your acquaintance during your stay at Lambton? He studies too much for words of four syllables. On this subject I have nothing more to say, no other apology to offer. Did you see him while you were at Lambton? I thought I understood from the Gardiners that you had. Wickham is safe. No motive can excuse the unjust and ungenerous part you acted _there_. Pardon me for neglecting to profit by your advice, which on every other subject shall be my constant guide, though in the case before us I consider myself more fitted by education and habitual study to decide on what is right than a young lady like yourself. Oh, papa, what news--what news? Have you heard from my uncle? Mrs. Bennet, before you take any or all of these houses for your son and daughter, let us come to a right understanding. I always said it must be so, at last. Bingley likes your sister undoubtedly; but he may never do more than like her, if she does not help him on. You have said quite enough, madam. Kitty and Lydia take his defection much more to heart than I do. I cannot understand it. But your arts and allurements may, in a moment of infatuation, have made him forget what he owes to himself and to all his family. Colonel Forster will, I dare say, do everything in his power to satisfy us on this head. Are you going much farther? They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones--therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me--and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the matter with me. I shall like it of all things. I wish you very happy and very rich, and by refusing your hand, do all in my power to prevent your being otherwise. What say you, Mary? For you are a young lady of deep reflection, I know, and read great books and make extracts. Besides, it will not much signify what one wears this summer, after the ----shire have left Meryton, and they are going in a fortnight. Let me hear from you very soon. With the kindest concern he came on to Longbourn, and broke his apprehensions to us in a manner most creditable to his heart. He did trace them easily to Clapham, but no further; for on entering that place, they removed into a hackney coach, and dismissed the chaise that brought them from Epsom. I shall be very fit to see Jane--which is all I want. I cannot think so very ill of Wickham. Has he, has my nephew, made you an offer of marriage? I do not imagine his business would have called him away just now, if he had not wanted to avoid a certain gentleman here. I will make no promise of the kind. It is impossible. I have already told her so once, by your desire. We will not quarrel for the greater share of blame annexed to that evening The conduct of neither, if strictly examined, will be irreproachable; but since then, we have both, I hope, improved in civility. I mention it, because it is the living which I ought to have had. I never saw a more promising inclination; he was growing quite inattentive to other people, and wholly engrossed by her. But tell me, what did you come down to Netherfield for? Was it merely to ride to Longbourn and be embarrassed? or had you intended any more serious consequence? Are not you curious to hear how it was managed? Write to me very often, my dear. I must have my share in the conversation if you are speaking of music. You know, sister, we agreed long ago never to mention a word about it. Some acquaintance or other, my dear, I suppose; I am sure I do not know. However, I recollected afterwards that if he had been prevented going, the wedding need not be put off, for Mr. Darcy might have done as well. Excuse me, for I must speak plainly. I remember, when we first knew her in Hertfordshire, how amazed we all were to find that she was a reputed beauty; and I particularly recollect your saying one night, after they had been dining at Netherfield, '_She_ a beauty!--I should as soon call her mother a wit. They have some of the finest woods in the country. My love, should not you like to see a place of which you have heard so much? a place, too, with which so many of your acquaintances are connected. Yes; he introduced us to his sister. Oh, that my dear mother had more command over herself! She can have no idea of the pain she gives me by her continual reflections on him. I have nothing either to hope or fear, and nothing to reproach him with. Here are officers enough in Meryton to disappoint all the young ladies in the country. A great many indeed. O that he had sprained his ankle in the first place! I was so vexed to see him stand up with her! But, however, he did not admire her at all; indeed, nobody can, you know; and he seemed quite struck with Jane as she was going down the dance. It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression, but their colour and shape, and the eyelashes, so remarkably fine, might be copied. He comes down on Thursday at the latest, very likely on Wednesday. At his own ball he offended two or three young ladies, by not asking them to dance; and I spoke to him twice myself, without receiving an answer. My reproofs at Hunsford could not work such a change as this. Beyond a doubt, they _do_ wish him to choose Miss Darcy but this may be from better feelings than you are supposing. This is the last time I shall ever remember it myself. This must be false! This cannot be! This must be the grossest falsehood! I am sorry you think so; but if that be the case, there can at least be no want of subject. Resignation to inevitable evils is the evil duty of us all; the peculiar duty of a young man who has been so fortunate as I have been in early preferment; and I trust I am resigned. Let me call your maid. No, she would go home. It is from my cousin, Mr. Collins, who, when I am dead, may turn you all out of this house as soon as he pleases. This Mrs. Younge was, he knew, intimately acquainted with Wickham; and he went to her for intelligence of him as soon as he got to town. There can be no occasion for your going so soon. I do not know a place in the country that is equal to Netherfield. I guessed as much. Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you choose. Your superior knowledge of your sister must make the latter probable. Ah! then she is better off than many girls. That is right. And may I ask-- but the terms, I suppose, must be complied with. It does not often happen that the interference of friends will persuade a young man of independent fortune to think no more of a girl whom he was violently in love with only a few days before. Not one. I do not believe she often sees such at home. Thank you--but I always mend my own. That is as it happens. With _them_ he is remarkably agreeable. Pardon me for interrupting you, madam but if she is really headstrong and foolish, I know not whether she would altogether be a very desirable wife to a man in my situation, who naturally looks for happiness in the marriage state. I had not the smallest idea of their being ever felt in such a way. My situation in life, my connections with the family of de Bourgh, and my relationship to your own, are circumstances highly in my favour; and you should take it into further consideration, that in spite of your manifold attractions, it is by no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made you. Society has claims on us all; and I profess myself one of those who consider intervals of recreation and amusement as desirable for everybody. The Miss Webbs all play, and their father has not so good an income as yours. Such squeamish youths as cannot bear to be connected with a little absurdity are not worth a regret. Their mutual affection will steady them; and I flatter myself they will settle so quietly, and live in so rational a manner, as may in time make their past imprudence forgotten. It is only evident that Miss Bingley does not mean that he _should_. I hope not. I did not know before, that I had two daughters on the brink of matrimony. And it is the more to be lamented, because there is reason to suppose as my dear Charlotte informs me, that this licentiousness of behaviour in your daughter has proceeded from a faulty degree of indulgence; though, at the same time, for the consolation of yourself and Mrs. Bennet, I am inclined to think that her own disposition must be naturally bad, or she could not be guilty of such an enormity, at so early an age. Mrs. Long said so too, for I asked her whether you did not. She is the sort of woman whom one cannot regard with too much deference. I am impatient to see him. My brother and the gentlemen are to dine with the officers. His pride does not offend _me_ so much as pride often does, because there is an excuse for it. You are severe on us. I hope I never ridicule what is wise and good. Can such abominable pride as his have ever done him good? Painful recollections will intrude which cannot, which ought not, to be repelled. _That_ is all settled. And with regard to the resentment of his family, or the indignation of the world, if the former _were_ excited by his marrying me, it would not give me one moment's concern--and the world in general would have too much sense to join in the scorn. You used us abominably ill running away without telling us that you were coming out. His revenge would have been complete indeed. But you do not know _all_. How long did you say he was at Rosings? It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast. He is certainly a good brother. I have found out by a singular accident, that there is now in the room a near relation of my patroness. Let Wickham be _your_ man. My dear Mr. Bennet how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them. Let us hope, therefore, that her being there may teach her her own insignificance. I am, dear sir, etc. In this danger Kitty also is comprehended. It is wonderful how many families I have been the means of supplying in that way. But amidst your concern for the defects of your nearest relations, and your displeasure at this representation of them, let it give you consolation to consider that, to have conducted yourselves so as to avoid any share of the like censure, is praise no less generally bestowed on you and your elder sister, than it is honourable to the sense and disposition of both. For we must attribute this happy conclusion in a great measure to his kindness. You are charmingly grouped, and appear to uncommon advantage. And so ended his affection There has been many a one, I fancy, overcome in the same way. In what an amiable light does this place him! I only fear that the sort of cautiousness to which you, I imagine, have been alluding, is merely adopted on his visits to his aunt, of whose good opinion and judgement he stands much in awe. I hope he will overlook it. Why, if he came only to be silent, grave, and indifferent did he come at all? She is a great fool for going away, if she liked him. Mary and Kitty, thank Heaven, are quite well. My poor father! how he must have felt it! I have more than once observed to Lady Catherine, that her charming daughter seemed born to be a duchess, and that the most elevated rank, instead of giving her consequence, would be adorned by her. It is only that he has better means of having it than many others, because he is rich, and many others are poor. I wish you had been there. But do you always write such charming long letters to her, Mr. Darcy? I never meant to deceive you, but my spirits might often lead me wrong. I am sure I know none so handsome; but in the gallery upstairs you will see a finer, larger picture of him than this. Mr. Wickham is the son of a very respectable man, who had for many years the management of all the Pemberley estates, and whose good conduct in the discharge of his trust naturally inclined my father to be of service to him; and on George Wickham, who was his godson, his kindness was therefore liberally bestowed. No that is an advantage which he must divide with me. And one of my own daughters. Lady Catherine will not think the worse of you for being simply dressed. I do not know who is good enough for him. But perhaps you have been too pleasantly engaged to think of any third person; in which case you may be sure of my pardon. Good Heaven! Brighton, and a whole campful of soldiers, to us, who have been overset already by one poor regiment of militia, and the monthly balls of Meryton! And you may be certain when I have the honour of seeing her again, I shall speak in the very highest terms of your modesty, economy, and other amiable qualification. No indeed; I felt nothing but surprise. Indeed, Jane, you ought to believe me. To fortune I am perfectly indifferent, and shall make no demand of that nature on your father, since I am well aware that it could not be complied with; and that one thousand pounds in the four per cents, which will not be yours till after your mother's decease, is all that you may ever be entitled to. It gives me pain to speak ill of a Darcy. And as to laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject. You know how I detest it, unless I am particularly acquainted with my partner. They may wish many things besides his happiness; they may wish his increase of wealth and consequence; they may wish him to marry a girl who has all the importance of money, great connections, and pride. No, indeed, I did not. That tall, proud man. Oh, Lizzy! it cannot be. Yes; and I told him we should not be able to keep our engagement. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be but half-deserved. But not before they went to Brighton? The feelings which, you tell me, have long prevented the acknowledgment of your regard, can have little difficulty in overcoming it after this explanation. Oh! Lizzy, to know that what I have to relate will give such pleasure to all my dear family! how shall I bear so much happiness! Your conduct would be quite as dependent on chance as that of any man I know; and if, as you were mounting your horse, a friend were to say, 'Bingley, you had better stay till next week,' you would probably do it, you would probably not go--and at another word, might stay a month. It is on your account that he has been so frequently invited this week. An express came at twelve last night, just as we were all gone to bed, from Colonel Forster, to inform us that she was gone off to Scotland with one of his officers; to own the truth, with Wickham! Imagine our surprise. I know we dine with four-and-twenty families. I will read it to you: How soon any other wishes introduced themselves I can hardly tell, but I believe in about half an hour after I had seen you. At such a distance as _that_, you know, things are strangely misrepresented. He could be still amiable, still pleasing, to my uncle and aunt, when he was in town; and why not to me? If he fears me, why come hither? If he no longer cares for me, why silent? Teasing, teasing, man! I will think no more about him. A great deal of good management, depend upon it. There is nothing else to be done. I think she will be pleased with the hermitage. I beg you would not put it into Lizzy's head to be vexed by his ill-treatment, for he is such a disagreeable man, that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by him. You refuse, then, to oblige me. Miss Darcy, the daughter of Mr. Darcy, of Pemberley, and Lady Anne, could not have appeared with propriety in a different manner. That is not an unnatural surmise but it is a lessening of the honour of my cousin's triumph very sadly. I am the happiest creature in the world. Put them next to your great-uncle the judge. It is of all subjects my delight. My sister, who is more than ten years my junior, was left to the guardianship of my mother's nephew, Colonel Fitzwilliam, and myself. Send back your answer as fast as you can, and be careful to write explicitly. But you are not entitled to know mine; nor will such behaviour as this, ever induce me to be explicit. Mr. Wickham's chief object was unquestionably my sister's fortune, which is thirty thousand pounds; but I cannot help supposing that the hope of revenging himself on me was a strong inducement. Aye--that is because you have the right disposition. When I went away, I felt that it would soon happen. You may remember what I told you on that point, when first we talked of it. To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and alone, quite alone! What could she mean by it? It seems to me to show an abominable sort of conceited independence, a most country-town indifference to decorum. Oh! your father of course may spare you, if your mother can. Ring the bell, Kitty, for Hill. But does not Jane correspond with his sister? _She_ will not be able to help calling. I like her appearance She looks sickly and cross. The indirect boast; for you are really proud of your defects in writing, because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of thought and carelessness of execution, which, if not estimable, you think at least highly interesting. I have not the pleasure of understanding you Of what are you talking? Miss Bennet, there seemed to be a prettyish kind of a little wilderness on one side of your lawn. It is useless to talk of it. Why will you think so? It must be his own doing. There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire. I cannot blame myself for having done thus much. Let me know every thing that I am to know, without delay. They are generally long; but whether always charming it is not for me to determine. It was owing to him, to his reserve and want of proper consideration, that Wickham's character had been so misunderstood, and consequently that he had been received and noticed as he was. Will you be very angry with me, my dear Lizzy, if I take this opportunity of saying (what I was never bold enough to say before) how much I like him. Has your governess left you? At present I will say nothing about it. I will not be in a hurry to believe myself his first object. Mrs. Wickham I must find Mr. Gardiner this moment, on business that cannot be delayed; I have not an instant to lose. Yes--_that_ is what makes it amusing. I thought I should have broken my heart. You are all to come to Pemberley at Christmas. Oh! but there were two or three much uglier in the shop; and when I have bought some prettier-coloured satin to trim it with fresh, I think it will be very tolerable. To Jane herself there could be no possibility of objection; all loveliness and goodness as she is!--her understanding excellent, her mind improved, and her manners captivating. I am no longer surprised at your knowing _only_ six accomplished women. Lady Lucas herself has often said so, and envied me Jane's beauty. We had better not mention it. But then I have always supposed it to be my own fault--because I will not take the trouble of practising. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage. One seems so forlorn without them. You have delighted us long enough. Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness. Since such were her feelings, it only remained, he thought, to secure and expedite a marriage, which, in his very first conversation with Wickham, he easily learnt had never been _his_ design. But when you have had time to think it over, I hope you will be satisfied with what I have done. Certainly not. Our distress, my dear Lizzy, is very great. You have. She is not such a simpleton. I expected to find a more reasonable young woman. But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood. When a woman has five grown-up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty. Indeed, I could not. She will be taken good care of. I hope your plans in favour of the ----shire will not be affected by his being in the neighbourhood. As it principally concerns yourself, you ought to know its contents. He meant to provide for me amply, and thought he had done it; but when the living fell, it was given elsewhere. Choose properly, choose a gentlewoman for _my_ sake; and for your _own_, let her be an active, useful sort of person, not brought up high, but able to make a small income go a good way. And is Miss Darcy as handsome as her brother? She does not yet leave her dressing-room. But you know married women have never much time for writing. I do indeed I told you, the other day, of his infamous behaviour to Mr. Darcy; and you yourself, when last at Longbourn, heard in what manner he spoke of the man who had behaved with such forbearance and liberality towards him. But, perhaps, his sister does as well for the present, and, as she is under his sole care, he may do what he likes with her. But Mr. Gardiner could not be seen, and Mr. Darcy found, on further inquiry, that your father was still with him, but would quit town the next morning. He must go somewhere, but he did not know where, and he knew he should have nothing to live on. Of a fine, stout, healthy love it may. You mean to frighten me, Mr. Darcy, by coming in all this state to hear me? I will not be alarmed though your sister _does_ play so well. Now I am quite happy for you will be as happy as myself. It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours. She is a very headstrong, foolish girl, and does not know her own interest but I will _make_ her know it. I knew enough of your disposition to be certain that, had you been absolutely, irrevocably decided against me, you would have acknowledged it to Lady Catherine, frankly and openly. We will go as far as Meryton with you. He is come--Mr. Bingley is come. I was never more surprised than by his behaviour to us. I fancy, Lizzy, that obstinacy is the real defect of his character, after all. I have known him too long and too well to be a fair judge. Yes, ma'am, all. We are each of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the eclat of a proverb. You certainly do but it does not follow that the interruption must be unwelcome. You are quite right. Yes, yes. I cannot pretend to be sorry that he or that any man should not be estimated beyond their deserts; but with _him_ I believe it does not often happen. You and papa, and my sisters, must come down and see us. It shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing. All this she must possess and to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading. We dine at Rosings twice every week, and are never allowed to walk home. Oh! my dear Mr. Bennet we have had a most delightful evening, a most excellent ball. I am prodigiously proud of him. Was there no good in your affectionate behaviour to Jane while she was ill at Netherfield? It was all conjecture. But I was embarrassed. I am very glad you liked her. True. I wonder when you _would_ have spoken, if I had not asked you! My resolution of thanking you for your kindness to Lydia had certainly great effect. I could not have parted with you, my Lizzy, to anyone less worthy. I know you will do him such ample justice, that I am growing every moment more unconcerned and indifferent. I almost envy you the pleasure, and yet I believe it would be too much for me, or else I could take it in my way to Newcastle. This is no very striking resemblance of your own character, I am sure How near it may be to _mine_, I cannot pretend to say. But in general and ordinary cases between friend and friend, where one of them is desired by the other to change a resolution of no very great moment, should you think ill of that person for complying with the desire, without waiting to be argued into it? Those were your words. I must go instantly to my mother; I would not on any account trifle with her affectionate solicitude; or allow her to hear it from anyone but myself. She will make him a very proper wife. Why did the Forsters ever let her go out of their sight? I am sure there was some great neglect or other on their side, for she is not the kind of girl to do such a thing if she had been well looked after. I had not thought Mr. Darcy so bad as this--though I have never liked him. But let me advise you to think better of it. About a year ago, she was taken from school, and an establishment formed for her in London; and last summer she went with the lady who presided over it, to Ramsgate; and thither also went Mr. Wickham, undoubtedly by design; for there proved to have been a prior acquaintance between him and Mrs. Younge, in whose character we were most unhappily deceived; and by her connivance and aid, he so far recommended himself to Georgiana, whose affectionate heart retained a strong impression of his kindness to her as a child, that she was persuaded to believe herself in love, and to consent to an elopement. My conduct may, I fear, be objectionable in having accepted my dismission from your daughter's lips instead of your own. I know them a little. Come, Kitty, I want you upstairs. Your father was gone, your uncle at home, and, as I said before, they had a great deal of talk together. I have not a doubt of your doing very well together. I have seen them both-- Come as soon as you can on receipt of this. I wish I could say anything to comfort you but it is wholly out of my power. I do not know the particulars, but I know very well that Mr. Darcy is not in the least to blame, that he cannot bear to hear George Wickham mentioned, and that though my brother thought that he could not well avoid including him in his invitation to the officers, he was excessively glad to find that he had taken himself out of the way. All! What, all five out at once? Very odd! And you only the second. I am very, very sorry. You look conscious. Lizzy, when you first read that letter, I am sure you could not treat the matter as you do now. My conscience told me that I deserved no extraordinary politeness, and I confess that I did not expect to receive _more_ than my due. By this time, my dearest sister, you have received my hurried letter; I wish this may be more intelligible, but though not confined for time, my head is so bewildered that I cannot answer for being coherent. But that expression of 'violently in love' is so hackneyed, so doubtful, so indefinite, that it gives me very little idea. You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which I have never acknowledged. Upon my word, I cannot exactly explain the matter; Darcy must speak for himself. I am not indebted for my present happiness to your eager desire of expressing your gratitude. How is such a man to be worked on? How are they even to be discovered? I have not the smallest hope. When I said that he improved on acquaintance, I did not mean that his mind or his manners were in a state of improvement, but that, from knowing him better, his disposition was better understood. I am exceedingly gratified by your converting what my friend says into a compliment on the sweetness of my temper. You know my sentiments. My father and mother knew nothing of that; they only felt how imprudent a match it must be. But, if I were you, I would stand by the nephew. He simpers, and smirks, and makes love to us all. You persist, then, in supposing his sisters influence him? One may be continually abusive without saying anything just; but one cannot always be laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. Well, I was so frightened I did not know what to do, for my uncle was to give me away; and if we were beyond the hour, we could not be married all day. I have done with you from this very day. Certainly not--at first. As I must therefore conclude that you are not serious in your rejection of me, I shall choose to attribute it to your wish of increasing my love by suspense, according to the usual practice of elegant females. The reason why all this was to be done by him alone, was such as I have given above. I had hoped that our sentiments coincided in every particular, but I must so far differ from you as to think our two youngest daughters uncommonly foolish. Nearly three weeks. Nay, were your friend Lady Catherine to know me, I am persuaded she would find me in every respect ill qualified for the situation. But it was not till the evening of the dance at Netherfield that I had any apprehension of his feeling a serious attachment. But, however, he is very welcome to come to Netherfield, if he likes it. What could he mean? She was dying to know what could be his meaning? But I suppose you had no opportunity. But really, and upon my honour, I will try to do what I think to be the wisest; and now I hope you are satisfied. My dear Lizzy, they must have passed within ten miles of us. As often as I can. Blame you! Oh, no. To oblige you, I would try to believe almost anything, but no one else could be benefited by such a belief as this; for were I persuaded that Charlotte had any regard for him, I should only think worse of her understanding than I now do of her heart. Not one party, or scheme, or anything. But you see that Jane does not think so very ill of Wickham as to believe him capable of the attempt. I am now convinced, my dear aunt, that I have never been much in love; for had I really experienced that pure and elevating passion, I should at present detest his very name, and wish him all manner of evil. And as to my father, I never in my life saw him so affected. A little time, therefore--I shall certainly try to get the better. Remember, Eliza, that he does not know Jane's disposition as you do. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow. We may compare our different opinions. I am not qualified to form one. Let us hope for better things. I beg your pardon Excuse my interference--it was kindly meant. My father and mother believe the worst, but I cannot think so ill of him. We do not suffer by _accident_. You appear to me, Mr. Darcy, to allow nothing for the influence of friendship and affection. --Could he be a sensible man, sir? You are uniformly charming! and I am persuaded that when sanctioned by the express authority of both your excellent parents, my proposals will not fail of being acceptable. It is every way horrible! I dare say I shall see them soon here. I knew how it would be. Her look and manners were open, cheerful, and engaging as ever, but without any symptom of peculiar regard, and I remained convinced from the evening's scrutiny, that though she received his attentions with pleasure, she did not invite them by any participation of sentiment. They have none of them much to recommend them they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters. Under such circumstances, however, he was not likely to be proof against the temptation of immediate relief. An easy distance, do you call it? It is nearly fifty miles. She is a most charming young lady indeed. There is but one part of my conduct in the whole affair on which I do not reflect with satisfaction; it is that I condescended to adopt the measures of art so far as to conceal from him your sister's being in town. Mrs. Bennet could certainly spare you for another fortnight. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection. When _my_ eyes were opened to his real character--Oh! had I known what I ought, what I dared to do! But I knew not--I was afraid of doing too much. We have certainly done our best; and most fortunately having it in our power to introduce you to very superior society, and, from our connection with Rosings, the frequent means of varying the humble home scene, I think we may flatter ourselves that your Hunsford visit cannot have been entirely irksome. I do think Mrs. Long is as good a creature as ever lived--and her nieces are very pretty behaved girls, and not at all handsome: I like them prodigiously. Yes; to the last. _You_ cannot have a right to such very strong local attachment. But who could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who could have imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there (an invitation, moreover, including the whole party) so immediately after your arrival! We are persuaded that he has pledged himself to assist Mr. Wickham with money. Pray, what is your age? Lord, how tired I am! Pray read on. My dear Charlotte and I have but one mind and one way of thinking. If, indeed, it should be so! But I dare not hope it. But she is perfectly amiable, and often condescends to drive by my humble abode in her little phaeton and ponies. There is in everything a most remarkable resemblance of character and ideas between us. A gamester! This is wholly unexpected. I will not be interrupted. Not at all. They look upon it as quite their own, I dare say, whenever that happens. Your tempers are by no means unlike. I am certainly the most fortunate creature that ever existed! Oh! Lizzy, why am I thus singled from my family, and blessed above them all! If I could but see _you_ as happy! If there _were_ but such another man for you! Find such a woman as soon as you can, bring her to Hunsford, and I will visit her. They have both been deceived, I dare say, in some way or other, of which we can form no idea. But it is fortunate that I have something to wish for. It taught me to hope as I had scarcely ever allowed myself to hope before. What is that you are saying, Fitzwilliam? What is it you are talking of? What are you telling Miss Bennet? Let me hear what it is. I fancy she was wanted about the mince-pies. I had narrowly observed her during the two visits which I had lately made here; and I was convinced of her affection. I have written to Colonel Forster, to inform him of our present arrangements, and to request that he will satisfy the various creditors of Mr. Wickham in and near Brighton, with assurances of speedy payment, for which I have pledged myself. But she does help him on, as much as her nature will allow. Do you draw? But consider your daughters. Lydia came to us; and Wickham had constant admission to the house. I am. I know it all; that the young man's marrying her was a patched-up business, at the expence of your father and uncles. I never saw such capacity, and taste, and application, and elegance, as you describe united. The officers may not be so pleasant in General----'s regiment. I am astonished, my dear that you should be so ready to think your own children silly. Far be it from me, my dear sister, to depreciate such pleasures! They would doubtless be congenial with the generality of female minds. You are mistaken. Let me thank you again and again, in the name of all my family, for that generous compassion which induced you to take so much trouble, and bear so many mortifications, for the sake of discovering them. I am afraid, Mr. Darcy that this adventure has rather affected your admiration of her fine eyes. That is exactly what I should have supposed of you. I desire you will do no such thing. I am afraid he has been very imprudent, and has deserved to lose Mr. Darcy's regard. We may as well leave them by themselves you know; Kitty and I are going upstairs to sit in my dressing-room. But why should you wish to persuade me that I feel more than I acknowledge? I have no such injuries to resent. Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them all. A man who had felt less, might. There are few people in England, I suppose, who have more true enjoyment of music than myself, or a better natural taste. My mother would have had no objection, but my father hates London. Lydia does not leave me because she is married, but only because her husband's regiment happens to be so far off. But everybody is to judge for themselves, and the Lucases are a very good sort of girls, I assure you. At present I will not say more; but, perhaps, when we are better acquainted-- He must be an oddity, I think I cannot make him out. Come, Mr. Wickham, we are brother and sister, you know. Though I _know_ it must be a scandalous falsehood, though I would not injure him so much as to suppose the truth of it possible, I instantly resolved on setting off for this place, that I might make my sentiments known to you. Then you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of an accomplished woman. He had found the law a most unprofitable study, and was now absolutely resolved on being ordained, if I would present him to the living in question--of which he trusted there could be little doubt, as he was well assured that I had no other person to provide for, and I could not have forgotten my revered father's intentions. It is a great comfort to have you so rich, and when you have nothing else to do, I hope you will think of us. It is not likely that money should be very abundant on either side; and it might strike them that they could be more economically, though less expeditiously, married in London than in Scotland. I had often seen him in love before. Your mother insists upon your accepting it. Mr. what's-his-name. In such an exigence, my uncle's advice and assistance would be everything in the world; he will immediately comprehend what I must feel, and I rely upon his goodness. Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at! That is an uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue, for it would be a great loss to _me_ to have many such acquaintances. _You_ observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure and I am inclined to think that you would not wish to see _your_ sister make such an exhibition. His pride, in that direction, may be of service, if not to himself, to many others, for it must only deter him from such foul misconduct as I have suffered by. I would not be so fastidious as you are for a kingdom! Upon my honour, I never met with so many pleasant girls in my life as I have this evening; and there are several of them you see uncommonly pretty. Will it not be advisable, before we proceed on this subject, to arrange with rather more precision the degree of importance which is to appertain to this request, as well as the degree of intimacy subsisting between the parties? He had not a temper to bear the sort of competition in which we stood--the sort of preference which was often given me. What a good joke it will be! I can hardly write for laughing. There is no knowing how estates will go when once they come to be entailed. You can hardly doubt the purport of my discourse, however your natural delicacy may lead you to dissemble; my attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. I never heard that it was. Lizzy declares she will not have Mr. Collins, and Mr. Collins begins to say that he will not have Lizzy. You never see a fault in anybody. His debts to be discharged, and something still to remain! Oh! it must be my uncle's doings! Generous, good man, I am afraid he has distressed himself. My father is going to London with Colonel Forster instantly, to try to discover her. What made you so shy of me, when you first called, and afterwards dined here? Why, especially, when you called, did you look as if you did not care about me? When they all removed to Brighton, therefore, you had no reason, I suppose, to believe them fond of each other? But he is a liberal master, I suppose, and _that_ in the eye of a servant comprehends every virtue. Any place would do, of about three or four hundred a year; but however, do not speak to Mr. Darcy about it, if you had rather not. Oh! you mean Jane, I suppose, because he danced with her twice. I have certainly meant well through the whole affair. They are gone off together from Brighton. I am grieved indeed grieved--shocked. He came to tell Mr. Gardiner that he had found out where your sister and Mr. Wickham were, and that he had seen and talked with them both; Wickham repeatedly, Lydia once. I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. How does Georgiana get on, Darcy? James's? How despicably I have acted! I, who have prided myself on my discernment! I, who have valued myself on my abilities! who have often disdained the generous candour of my sister, and gratified my vanity in useless or blameable mistrust! How humiliating is this discovery! Yet, how just a humiliation! Had I been in love, I could not have been more wretchedly blind! But vanity, not love, has been my folly. If you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa and me, we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest of our lives, for a whole day's tete-a-tete between two women can never end without a quarrel. They have not the same force or rapidity, and do not produce the same expression. She then took a large house in Edward-street, and has since maintained herself by letting lodgings. It is unlucky that you should not be able to see your friends before they leave the country. The turn of your countenance I shall never forget, as you said that I could not have addressed you in any possible way that would induce you to accept me. And poor Mr. Darcy! Dear Lizzy, only consider what he must have suffered. I shall then give over every expectation, every wish of his constancy. His disposition must be dreadful. His manners are very different from his cousin's. I should never have considered the distance as one of the _advantages_ of the match I should never have said Mrs. Collins was settled _near_ her family. _Mr. Darcy_, you see, is the man! Now, Lizzy, I think I _have_ surprised you. My feelings will not be repressed. Miss Bennet, I insist on being satisfied. You alluded to something else. It was not all settled before Monday: as soon as it was, the express was sent off to Longbourn. To be sure, you knew no actual good of me--but nobody thinks of _that_ when they fall in love. Allow me, by the way, to observe, my fair cousin, that I do not reckon the notice and kindness of Lady Catherine de Bourgh as among the least of the advantages in my power to offer. Intimate as you are, you must know how it is to be done. I do not recollect that we did. We can all _begin_ freely--a slight preference is natural enough; but there are very few of us who have heart enough to be really in love without encouragement. It cannot be done too much; and when I next write to her, I shall charge her not to neglect it on any account. If there were anyone that one could apply to with a probability of gaining such a clue as that, it might be of essential consequence. I had not at that time the honour of knowing any lady in the assembly beyond my own party. I knew that what I wrote must give you pain, but it was necessary. You must write again very soon, and praise him a great deal more than you did in your last. An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is not acting by design. And if I had not a letter to write myself, I might sit by you and admire the evenness of your writing, as another young lady once did. Your mother will never see you again if you do _not_ marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you _do_. And, my dear Jane, I never saw you look in greater beauty. In my opinion, the younger son of an earl can know very little of either. They are in the same profession, you know, only in different lines. It is not that I do not believe _my_ fingers as capable as any other woman's of superior execution. The particulars I reserve till we meet; it is enough to know they are discovered. Your sisters are engaged, and there is not another woman in the room whom it would not be a punishment to me to stand up with. I shall depend on hearing from you very often, Eliza. She has two nieces of her own. My beauty you had early withstood, and as for my manners--my behaviour to _you_ was at least always bordering on the uncivil, and I never spoke to you without rather wishing to give you pain than not. What sort of girl is Miss Darcy? My visit was not long, as Caroline and Mrs. Hurst were going out. I do assure you that the news does not affect me either with pleasure or pain. I saw them the night before last. Yes, very different. Much as I respect them, I believe I thought only of _you_. Whatever he might afterwards persuade her to, it was not on her side a _scheme_ of infamy. But before I am run away with by my feelings on this subject, perhaps it would be advisable for me to state my reasons for marrying--and, moreover, for coming into Hertfordshire with the design of selecting a wife, as I certainly did. But I confess they would have no charms for _me_--I should infinitely prefer a book. There were some very strong objections against the lady. They will then join his regiment, unless they are first invited to Longbourn; and I understand from Mrs. Gardiner, that my niece is very desirous of seeing you all before she leaves the South. What I have to say relates to poor Lydia. They agree with me in apprehending that this false step in one daughter will be injurious to the fortunes of all the others; for who, as Lady Catherine herself condescendingly says, will connect themselves with such a family? And this consideration leads me moreover to reflect, with augmented satisfaction, on a certain event of last November; for had it been otherwise, I must have been involved in all your sorrow and disgrace. She has known him only a fortnight. From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. You will not think of quitting it in a hurry, I hope, though you have but a short lease. Do you suppose them to be in London? But in such cases as these, a good memory is unpardonable. Mr. Collins speaks highly both of Lady Catherine and her daughter; but from some particulars that he has related of her ladyship, I suspect his gratitude misleads him, and that in spite of her being his patroness, she is an arrogant, conceited woman. _That_ is a failing indeed! Implacable resentment _is_ a shade in a character. Your profusion makes me saving; and if you lament over him much longer, my heart will be as light as a feather. I can recall nothing worse. Wickham will soon be gone; and therefore it will not signify to anyone here what he really is. The children have been wanting me this half hour. When she is secure of him, there will be more leisure for falling in love as much as she chooses. You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles, for you are wasting your time with me. You could not make _me_ happy, and I am convinced that I am the last woman in the world who could make you so. I write rather slowly. She was going to the butcher's, she told me, on purpose to order in some meat on Wednesday, and she has got three couple of ducks just fit to be killed. My dearest sister, now _be_ serious. My father, however, is partial to Mr. Wickham. You know my mother's ideas as to the necessity of constant company for her friends. Forgive me; and if you persist in indifference, do not make me your confidante. I have the greatest dislike in the world to that sort of thing. No one who has ever seen you together can doubt his affection. I perfectly comprehend your feelings, and have now only to be ashamed of what my own have been. At that ball, while I had the honour of dancing with you, I was first made acquainted, by Sir William Lucas's accidental information, that Bingley's attentions to your sister had given rise to a general expectation of their marriage. I should never be happy without him, so think it no harm to be off. No, no. You cannot be too much upon your guard. Are you so severe upon your own sex as to doubt the possibility of all this? I dare say the lace upon Mrs. Hurst's gown-- I shall send this by express, that no time may be lost in bringing me your answer. I have not been in the habit of brooking disappointment. Do you prefer reading to cards? that is rather singular. There was also a legacy of one thousand pounds. Pray write instantly, and let me understand it--unless it is, for very cogent reasons, to remain in the secrecy which Lydia seems to think necessary; and then I must endeavour to be satisfied with ignorance. But it must very materially lessen their chance of marrying men of any consideration in the world. My excellent father died about five years ago; and his attachment to Mr. Wickham was to the last so steady, that in his will he particularly recommended it to me, to promote his advancement in the best manner that his profession might allow--and if he took orders, desired that a valuable family living might be his as soon as it became vacant. I am sorry to have occasioned pain to anyone. She has only one daughter, the heiress of Rosings, and of very extensive property. Lady Catherine de Bourgh has very lately given him a living. You write uncommonly fast. Could Colonel Forster repeat the particulars of Lydia's note to his wife? Of what he has _particularly_ accused me I am ignorant; but of the truth of what I shall relate, I can summon more than one witness of undoubted veracity. No one admitted to the privilege of hearing you can think anything wanting. And what is your success? We will be down as soon as we can but I dare say Kitty is forwarder than either of us, for she went up stairs half an hour ago. They were certainly no friends to his acquaintance with me, which I cannot wonder at, since he might have chosen so much more advantageously in many respects. By all that I have ever read, I am convinced that it is very common indeed; that human nature is particularly prone to it, and that there are very few of us who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some quality or other, real or imaginary. I see nothing in it but your own wilful ignorance and the malice of Mr. Darcy. And do you like her? This fine account of him is not quite consistent with his behaviour to our poor friend. His most particular friend, you see by Jane's account, was persuaded of his never intending to marry her. You both did as much as you could in planning the marriage. Well, Jane, who is it from? What is it about? What does he say? Well, Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love. Oh! yes--the handsomest young lady that ever was seen; and so accomplished!--She plays and sings all day long. Oh, lord! I don't know. Yes, I do comprehend a great deal in it. Good heavens! but how could _that_ be? How could his will be disregarded? Why did you not seek legal redress? It is a relation which you tell me is to give you great surprise; I hope at least it will not afford you any displeasure. Whatever bears affinity to cunning is despicable. Can you yourself, Lizzy, so wholly give him up, as to believe him capable of it? I should be glad to take a turn in it, if you will favour me with your company. I always thought they were very unfit to have the charge of her; but I was overruled, as I always am. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline because he does _not_ write with ease. We never had any governess. But Lizzy, you have been very sly, very reserved with me. Things are settled so oddly. I am sure you must feel it so. Just as you please. And I have another favour to ask you. What advantage can it be for you to offend Mr. Darcy? You will never recommend yourself to his friend by so doing! But it ought to be done, and if you will give me a sheet of paper, it shall be done directly. There is not one of his tenants or servants but will give him a good name. After abusing you so abominably to your face, I could have no scruple in abusing you to all your relations. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. Yes, she called yesterday with her father. What he means to do I am sure I know not; but his excessive distress will not allow him to pursue any measure in the best and safest way, and Colonel Forster is obliged to be at Brighton again to-morrow evening. It would surely be much more rational if conversation instead of dancing were made the order of the day. Who is to fight Wickham, and make him marry her, if he comes away? I congratulate her. But I hope you will not mind it: it is all for Jane's sake, you know; and there is no occasion for talking to him, except just now and then. Your list of the common extent of accomplishments has too much truth. Unless where they like women of fortune, which I think they very often do. It is only that he is blessed with greater sweetness of address, and a stronger desire of generally pleasing, than any other man. There is so much of gratitude or vanity in almost every attachment, that it is not safe to leave any to itself. I do not pretend to regret anything I shall leave in Hertfordshire, except your society, my dearest friend; but we will hope, at some future period, to enjoy many returns of that delightful intercourse we have known, and in the meanwhile may lessen the pain of separation by a very frequent and most unreserved correspondence. Oh! Jane was there a servant belonging to it who did not know the whole story before the end of the day? Charles, when you build _your_ house, I wish it may be half as delightful as Pemberley. Indeed, Mamma, you are mistaken You quite mistook Mr. Darcy. Why should you be surprised, my dear Eliza? Do you think it incredible that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any woman's good opinion, because he was not so happy as to succeed with you? Mr. Bennet, how _can_ you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. But at last your uncle was forced to yield, and instead of being allowed to be of use to his niece, was forced to put up with only having the probable credit of it, which went sorely against the grain; and I really believe your letter this morning gave him great pleasure, because it required an explanation that would rob him of his borrowed feathers, and give the praise where it was due. I wish I might take this for a compliment; but to be so easily seen through I am afraid is pitiful. You are then resolved to have him? Say nothing of that. You know nothing of the matter. Do not let us quarrel about the past. Some time hence it will be all found out, and then we may laugh at their stupidity in not knowing it before. Merely to the illustration of _your_ character I am trying to make it out. Did Mr. Darcy give you reasons for this interference? While in their cradles, we planned the union: and now, at the moment when the wishes of both sisters would be accomplished in their marriage, to be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth, of no importance in the world, and wholly unallied to the family! Do you pay no regard to the wishes of his friends? To his tacit engagement with Miss de Bourgh? Are you lost to every feeling of propriety and delicacy? Have you not heard me say that from his earliest hours he was destined for his cousin? My object has been to secure an amiable companion for myself, with due consideration for the advantage of all your family, and if my _manner_ has been at all reprehensible, I here beg leave to apologise. And since this sad affair has taken place, it is said that he left Meryton greatly in debt; but I hope this may be false. You are all kindness, madam; but I believe we must abide by our original plan. But I would really advise you to make your purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model. I longed to know whether he would be married in his blue coat. I would rather be paid the compliment of being believed sincere. Pray, my dear aunt, what is the difference in matrimonial affairs, between the mercenary and the prudent motive? Where does discretion end, and avarice begin? Last Christmas you were afraid of his marrying me, because it would be imprudent; and now, because he is trying to get a girl with only ten thousand pounds, you want to find out that he is mercenary. I promised them so faithfully! What will Wickham say? It was to be such a secret! He can be a conversible companion if he thinks it worth his while. I do not mean to say that a woman may not be settled too near her family. But these things happen so often! A young man, such as you describe Mr. Bingley, so easily falls in love with a pretty girl for a few weeks, and when accident separates them, so easily forgets her, that these sort of inconsistencies are very frequent. It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not visit them. And now do, when you get to town, find them out, wherever they may be; and if they are not married already, _make_ them marry. I believe her to be both in a great degree I have not seen her for many years, but I very well remember that I never liked her, and that her manners were dictatorial and insolent. Well girls What say you to the day? I think every thing has passed off uncommonly well, I assure you. You may ask questions which I shall not choose to answer. I have just as much right to be asked as she has, and more too, for I am two years older. You have sense, and we all expect you to use it. But I can guess how it was; everybody says that he is eat up with pride, and I dare say he had heard somehow that Mrs. Long does not keep a carriage, and had come to the ball in a hack chaise. But my feelings are not only cordial towards _him_; they are even impartial towards Miss King. But if I go on, I shall displease you by saying what I think of persons you esteem. He is a sweet-tempered, amiable, charming man. But that is one great difference between us. But that gentleman seemed to think the country was nothing at all. Mr. Darcy has not authorised me to make his communication public. But perhaps he may be a little whimsical in his civilities Your great men often are; and therefore I shall not take him at his word, as he might change his mind another day, and warn me off his grounds. A fortnight's acquaintance is certainly very little. And your assurance of it, I suppose, carried immediate conviction to him. I can readily believe that reports may vary greatly with respect to me; and I could wish, Miss Bennet, that you were not to sketch my character at the present moment, as there is reason to fear that the performance would reflect no credit on either. Now what have you to say? We accordingly went--and there I readily engaged in the office of pointing out to my friend the certain evils of such a choice. Why, I must confess that I love him better than I do Bingley. And this is the end of all his friend's anxious circumspection! of all his sister's falsehood and contrivance! the happiest, wisest, most reasonable end! Wickham of course wanted more than he could get; but at length was reduced to be reasonable. He is perfectly amiable. What do you mean, Mr. Bennet, in talking this way? You promised me to _insist_ upon her marrying him. Would you believe it, Lizzy, that when he went to town last November, he really loved me, and nothing but a persuasion of _my_ being indifferent would have prevented his coming down again! We must not be so ready to fancy ourselves intentionally injured. This, madam, is a faithful narrative of every event in which we have been concerned together; and if you do not absolutely reject it as false, you will, I hope, acquit me henceforth of cruelty towards Mr. Wickham. If your abhorrence of _me_ should make _my_ assertions valueless, you cannot be prevented by the same cause from confiding in my cousin; and that there may be the possibility of consulting him, I shall endeavour to find some opportunity of putting this letter in your hands in the course of the morning. _He_ shall be mercenary, and _she_ shall be foolish. They always continue to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom you are to pass your life. --And what can he mean by apologising for being next in the entail?--We cannot suppose he would help it if he could. You tear them to pieces. I have been a disappointed man, and my spirits will not bear solitude. Tease him--laugh at him. You excel so much in the dance, Miss Eliza, that it is cruel to deny me the happiness of seeing you; and though this gentleman dislikes the amusement in general, he can have no objection, I am sure, to oblige us for one half-hour. There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil--a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome. And we mean to treat you all but you must lend us the money, for we have just spent ours at the shop out there. Your humility, Mr. Bingley must disarm reproof. I only hope they may have half my good luck. She is almost three-and-twenty! Lord, how ashamed I should be of not being married before three-and-twenty! My aunt Phillips wants you so to get husbands, you can't think. But to be candid without ostentation or design--to take the good of everybody's character and make it still better, and say nothing of the bad--belongs to you alone. Never, sir. But really, ma'am, I think it would be very hard upon younger sisters, that they should not have their share of society and amusement, because the elder may not have the means or inclination to marry early. And so would Anne, if her health had allowed her to apply. He called it, therefore, his duty to step forward, and endeavour to remedy an evil which had been brought on by himself. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh. I should imagine not. From something that he told me in our journey hither, I have reason to think Bingley very much indebted to him. But I can assure the young ladies that I come prepared to admire them. The others have been gone on to Scarborough, these three weeks. My kind friends will not hear of my returning till I am better. Far be it from me to resent the behaviour of your daughter. He shall not be in love with me, if I can prevent it. What do you think of _this_ sentence, my dear Lizzy? Is it not clear enough? Does it not expressly declare that Caroline neither expects nor wishes me to be her sister; that she is perfectly convinced of her brother's indifference; and that if she suspects the nature of my feelings for him, she means (most kindly!) to put me on my guard? Can there be any other opinion on the subject? I shall walk to Meryton to-morrow to hear more about it, and to ask when Mr. Denny comes back from town. In vain I have struggled. I should take him, even on _my_ slight acquaintance, to be an ill-tempered man. For the liveliness of your mind, I did. Her teeth are tolerable, but not out of the common way; and as for her eyes, which have sometimes been called so fine, I could never see anything extraordinary in them. The moral will be perfectly fair. Why, indeed; he does seem to have had some filial scruples on that head, as you will hear. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Yet it is hard that this poor man cannot come to a house which he has legally hired, without raising all this speculation! I _will_ leave him to himself. Probably not; but Mr. Darcy can please where he chooses. Do not you, Darcy? He is now gone into the army but I am afraid he has turned out very wild. Women fancy admiration means more than it does. As to her _younger_ daughters, she could not take upon her to say--she could not positively answer--but she did not _know_ of any prepossession; her _eldest_ daughter, she must just mention--she felt it incumbent on her to hint, was likely to be very soon engaged. One ought not to repine;--but, to be sure, it would have been such a thing for me! The quiet, the retirement of such a life would have answered all my ideas of happiness! But it was not to be. It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. One cannot know what a man really is by the end of a fortnight. But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood. Jane was so admired, nothing could be like it. They battled it together for a long time, which was more than either the gentleman or lady concerned in it deserved. I cannot be so easily reconciled to myself. Oh! my dear Lydia when shall we meet again? Pardon me. Very much. I am very sensible, madam, of the hardship to my fair cousins, and could say much on the subject, but that I am cautious of appearing forward and precipitate. We have reason to imagine that his aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, does not look on the match with a friendly eye. If that had been nearer, she would not have gone so soon. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them. I did not know before that you were a studier of character. Thus much for my general intention in favour of matrimony; it remains to be told why my views were directed towards Longbourn instead of my own neighbourhood, where I can assure you there are many amiable young women. Mrs. Collins, did I tell you of Lady Metcalf's calling yesterday to thank me? She finds Miss Pope a treasure. But I ought to beg his pardon, for I have no right to suppose that Bingley was the person meant. A clergyman like you must marry. I say no more than the truth, and everybody will say that knows him I have never known a cross word from him in my life, and I have known him ever since he was four years old. I do not believe he will ever live at Netherfield any more. And what did she say? That is all very proper and civil, I am sure and I dare say she is a very agreeable woman. That lady, I suppose, is your mother. What, is he coming home, and without poor Lydia? Sure he will not leave London before he has found them. I never saw anyone so shocked. How strange! How abominable! I wonder that the very pride of this Mr. Darcy has not made him just to you! If from no better motive, that he should not have been too proud to be dishonest--for dishonesty I must call it. That is a question which I hardly know how to answer. What you ask is no sacrifice on my side; and Mr. Darcy had much better finish his letter. I am no stranger to the particulars of your youngest sister's infamous elopement. Mr. Darcy! And you saw him frequently? Oh! my dear father come back and write immediately. Obstinate, headstrong girl! I am ashamed of you! Is this your gratitude for my attentions to you last spring? Is nothing due to me on that score? Let us sit down. Good God! what is the matter? I will not detain you a minute; but let me, or let the servant go after Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit. And what do you think she said besides? 'Ah! Mrs. Bennet, we shall have her at Netherfield at last. You will easily comprehend, from these particulars, that Mr. Wickham's circumstances are not so hopeless as they are generally believed to be. It is a grievous affair to my poor girls, you must confess. Would Mr. Darcy then consider the rashness of your original intentions as atoned for by your obstinacy in adhering to it? In nine cases out of ten a women had better show _more_ affection than she feels. I came to try you. I speak feelingly. Have you never happened to see her there? But they are very pleasing women when you converse with them. One cannot wonder that so very fine a young man, with family, fortune, everything in his favour, should think highly of himself. Pray, how _violent was_ Mr. Bingley's love? I confess that I should not have been at all surprised by her ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea and spend the evening at Rosings. Every girl in or near Meryton was out of her senses about him for the first two months; but he never distinguished _her_ by any particular attention; and, consequently, after a moderate period of extravagant and wild admiration, her fancy for him gave way, and others of the regiment, who treated her with more distinction, again became her favourites. That is very strange. Can his most intimate friends be so excessively deceived in him? Oh! no. Dear Lizzy! And have you answered the letter? I am so pleased--so happy. If Mr. Darcy is neither by honour nor inclination confined to his cousin, why is not he to make another choice? And if I am that choice, why may not I accept him? Well, and so we breakfasted at ten as usual; I thought it would never be over; for, by the bye, you are to understand, that my uncle and aunt were horrid unpleasant all the time I was with them. If they had uncles enough to fill _all_ Cheapside it would not make them one jot less agreeable. I shall write again as soon as anything more is determined on. I desire you to stay where you are. Is your master much at Pemberley in the course of the year? But I hope there is no strong attachment on either side. Well, but now for my news; it is about dear Wickham; too good for the waiter, is it not? There is no danger of Wickham's marrying Mary King. I am sincerely grieved for him and Mrs. F. --There is something very pompous in his style. It must be an amusing study. Oh well! it is just as he chooses. My real purpose was to see _you_, and to judge, if I could, whether I might ever hope to make you love me. I will only add, God bless you. If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as to convince you of its being one. How unfortunate that you should have used such very strong expressions in speaking of Wickham to Mr. Darcy, for now they _do_ appear wholly undeserved. I did not know before that you ever walked this way. The disagreement subsisting between yourself and my late honoured father always gave me much uneasiness, and since I have had the misfortune to lose him, I have frequently wished to heal the breach; but for some time I was kept back by my own doubts, fearing lest it might seem disrespectful to his memory for me to be on good terms with anyone with whom it had always pleased him to be at variance. You see how continually we are engaged there. It was greatly my wish that he should do so as soon as his marriage was fixed on. What is his name? Her indifferent state of health unhappily prevents her being in town; and by that means, as I told Lady Catherine one day, has deprived the British court of its brightest ornaments. My mind was more agreeably engaged. And _that_ made the men suspect something, and then they soon found out what was the matter. Let me first see how he behaves it will then be early enough for expectation. They were natural and just. You will not find him more favourably spoken of by anyone. Oh, yes!--he was to come there with Wickham, you know. Who should suffer but myself? It has been my own doing, and I ought to feel it. We have judged it best that my niece should be married from this house, of which I hope you will approve. Sir, you quite misunderstand me Lizzy is only headstrong in such matters as these. Well, and what news does it bring--good or bad? After making every possible inquiry on that side London, Colonel F. I am sure Wickham would like a place at court very much, and I do not think we shall have quite money enough to live upon without some help. Not at all they were brightened by the exercise. Take your choice, but you must be satisfied with only one. Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel? Those who do not complain are never pitied. My daughter and my nephew are formed for each other. I am much obliged to your ladyship for your kind invitation but it is not in my power to accept it. I never heard any harm of her; and I dare say she is one of the most tractable creatures in the world. His acquaintance with Elizabeth was very trifling. We neither of us perform to strangers. We shall be at Newcastle all the winter, and I dare say there will be some balls, and I will take care to get good partners for them all. Then the two third he danced with Miss King, and the two fourth with Maria Lucas, and the two fifth with Jane again, and the two sixth with Lizzy, and the _Boulanger_-- Their brother is a pleasant gentlemanlike man--he is a great friend of Darcy's. They were off Saturday night about twelve, as is conjectured, but were not missed till yesterday morning at eight. Certainly, there are such people, but I hope I am not one of _them_. I must confess myself surprised by your application; I did not expect it from _you_. It was in The Times and The Courier, I know; though it was not put in as it ought to be. But my father cannot. It has connected him nearer with virtue than with any other feeling. As for myself, it is many, many years since I first began to think of him in a very different manner. And was Denny convinced that Wickham would not marry? Did he know of their intending to go off? Had Colonel Forster seen Denny himself? My youngest of all is lately married, and my eldest is somewhere about the grounds, walking with a young man who, I believe, will soon become a part of the family. No really I think there cannot be too little said on the subject. Had she merely _dined_ with him, she might only have discovered whether he had a good appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have also been spent together--and four evenings may do a great deal. Her nose wants character--there is nothing marked in its lines. Soon after you left me on Saturday, I was fortunate enough to find out in what part of London they were. I do not think we were speaking at all. But it is all--all too late now. But the misfortune of speaking with bitterness is a most natural consequence of the prejudices I had been encouraging. Yes. I did not expect such a compliment. Not that I mean to find fault with _you_, for such things I know are all chance in this world. You have liked many a stupider person. Oh! She is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who is very pretty, and I dare say very agreeable. I entreat you not to suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner. But, Lizzy, you look as if you did not enjoy it. I was only confused for the moment, because I felt that I _should_ be looked at. Our instrument is a capital one, probably superior to----You shall try it some day. Is it not so, Mrs. Bennet? Its completion depended on others. Caroline is incapable of wilfully deceiving anyone; and all that I can hope in this case is that she is deceiving herself. No, nothing at all. They have at least that advantage. In the first place there is no absolute proof that they are not gone to Scotland. But you will of course wish to have your humble respects delivered to them, with your grateful thanks for their kindness to you while you have been here. And remember that I have not much reason for supposing it to be Bingley. For about three years I heard little of him; but on the decease of the incumbent of the living which had been designed for him, he applied to me again by letter for the presentation. It is not to be supposed that there was much affection in the case. You deserve no such attention. But enough of this. For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn? I assure you it is very refreshing after sitting so long in one attitude. I dare say you will find him very agreeable. Oh dear!--yes--certainly. I cannot see that London has any great advantage over the country, for my part, except the shops and public places. Make haste, and come down this moment. Lady Catherine is far from requiring that elegance of dress in us which becomes herself and her daughter. I can answer your question without applying to him. Mr. Jones says we must not think of moving her. Only this; that if he is so, you can have no reason to suppose he will make an offer to me. Her ladyship's carriage is regularly ordered for us. You were not by, when I told mamma and the others all about it. Her ladyship seemed pleased with the idea; and you may imagine that I am happy on every occasion to offer those little delicate compliments which are always acceptable to ladies. But pride--where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation. She would be in nobody's way, you know, in that part of the house. I am going to Gretna Green, and if you cannot guess with who, I shall think you a simpleton, for there is but one man in the world I love, and he is an angel. I will take care of myself, and of Mr. Wickham too. If you were to give me forty such men, I never could be so happy as you. Will you tell me how long you have loved him? A clear ten thousand per annum. Nonsense, nonsense! Well, all I know is, that it will be abominably rude if you do not wait on him. Allowing the case, however, to stand according to your representation, you must remember, Miss Bennet, that the friend who is supposed to desire his return to the house, and the delay of his plan, has merely desired it, asked it without offering one argument in favour of its propriety. But don't imagine it was from any silly cause. May I ask to what these questions tend? How wonderfully these sort of things occur! Who would have thought of my meeting with, perhaps, a nephew of Lady Catherine de Bourgh in this assembly! I am most thankful that the discovery is made in time for me to pay my respects to him, which I am now going to do, and trust he will excuse my not having done it before. Where is your sister? It was really a very handsome thought. Can I have the carriage? Mr. Darcy was punctual in his return, and as Lydia informed you, attended the wedding. Heaven forbid! _That_ would be the greatest misfortune of all! To find a man agreeable whom one is determined to hate! Do not wish me such an evil. For my own part I must confess that I never could see any beauty in her. It will then be publicly seen that, on both sides, we meet only as common and indifferent acquaintance. Yes--the late Mr. Darcy bequeathed me the next presentation of the best living in his gift. We have not met since the 26th of November, when we were all dancing together at Netherfield. A little. We passed each other several times. He cannot afford it. Why is he so altered? From what can it proceed? It cannot be for _me_--it cannot be for _my_ sake that his manners are thus softened. What an agreeable man Sir William is, Mr. Bingley, is not he? So much the man of fashion! So genteel and easy! He had always something to say to everybody. He is nothing to us, you know, and I am sure _I_ never want to see him again. It has often led him to be liberal and generous, to give his money freely, to display hospitality, to assist his tenants, and relieve the poor. Ah! sir, I do indeed. I was right, therefore, my last letter had never reached her. But, to be sure, the good lady who showed us his house did give him a most flaming character! I could hardly help laughing aloud sometimes. I must be in town next Saturday. Our poor mother is sadly grieved. I wonder whether he is likely to be in this country much longer. He cannot know what Mr. Darcy is. Ten thousand pounds! Heaven forbid! How is half such a sum to be repaid? If she heard me, it was by good luck, for I am sure she did not listen. Very true; and if I had my will, we should. But Bingley has great natural modesty, with a stronger dependence on my judgement than on his own. He is the best landlord, and the best master that ever lived; not like the wild young men nowadays, who think of nothing but themselves. But what can have been his motive? What can have induced him to behave so cruelly? There is also one other person in the party who more particularly wishes to be known to you. But she is too much like her brother--very, very proud. He had before believed her to return his affection with sincere, if not with equal regard. I declare I do not know a more awful object than Darcy, on particular occasions, and in particular places; at his own house especially, and of a Sunday evening, when he has nothing to do. It has been most unconsciously done, however, and I hope will be of short duration. His debts are to be paid, amounting, I believe, to considerably more than a thousand pounds, another thousand in addition to her own settled upon _her_, and his commission purchased. My sister, I am sure, will not hear of her removal. I pity, though I cannot help blaming her. Let us flatter ourselves that I may be the survivor. It is evident that you belong to the first circles. They were in ---- street. Yes, there was something in _that_; I told you so from the first, you may remember. Balls will be absolutely prohibited, unless you stand up with one of your sisters. This walk is not wide enough for our party. Perhaps this concealment, this disguise was beneath me; it is done, however, and it was done for the best. When she did come, it was very evident that she had no pleasure in it; she made a slight, formal apology, for not calling before, said not a word of wishing to see me again, and was in every respect so altered a creature, that when she went away I was perfectly resolved to continue the acquaintance no longer. I admire the activity of your benevolence but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required. We _will_ know where we have gone--we _will_ recollect what we have seen. Perhaps preparing for his marriage with Miss de Bourgh It must be something particular, to take him there at this time of year. Anne would have been a delightful performer, had her health allowed her to learn. It is _your_ turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. Engaged to Mr. Collins! My dear Charlotte--impossible! A small sum could not do all this. If, therefore, an excuse for not keeping his promise should come to his friend within a few days I shall know how to understand it. What is all settled? And are they upon such terms as for her to disclose the real truth? Oh, that I knew how it was! I am not going to run away, papa If I should ever go to Brighton, I would behave better than Lydia. _You_ go to Brighton. And yet I meant to be uncommonly clever in taking so decided a dislike to him, without any reason. May we take my uncle's letter to read to her? But it ended in nothing, and I will not be sent on a fool's errand again. I often tell young ladies that no excellence in music is to be acquired without constant practice. The world has been deceived in that respect; and I am happy to say there will be some little money, even when all his debts are discharged, to settle on my niece, in addition to her own fortune. Could she have seen half as much love in Mr. Darcy for herself, she would have ordered her wedding clothes. It ought to be so; it must be so, while he retains the use of his reason. What a delightful library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy! Lord! how I laughed! and so did Mrs. Forster. Nothing could give either Bingley or myself more delight. When they get to our age, I dare say they will not think about officers any more than we do. I hate to see you standing about by yourself in this stupid manner. Very, very much. He only meant that there was not such a variety of people to be met with in the country as in the town, which you must acknowledge to be true. Pray tell your sister that I long to see her. Indeed, sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. I am not romantic, you know; I never was. Had I but explained some part of it only--some part of what I learnt, to my own family! Had his character been known, this could not have happened. She is so fond of Mrs. Forster it will be quite shocking to send her away! And there are several of the young men, too, that she likes very much. Your retrospections must be so totally void of reproach, that the contentment arising from them is not of philosophy, but, what is much better, of innocence. He had been some days in town, before he was able to discover them; but he had something to direct his search, which was more than _we_ had; and the consciousness of this was another reason for his resolving to follow us. I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to _you_, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me. I should be sorry to think so ill of him, in the very beginning of our relationship. And this is always the way with him Whatever can give his sister any pleasure is sure to be done in a moment. Good Lord! Sir William, how can you tell such a story? Do not you know that Mr. Collins wants to marry Lizzy? You mistake me, my dear. He does not exactly recollect the circumstances, though he has heard them from Mr. Darcy more than once, but he believes that it was left to him _conditionally_ only. Risk anything rather than her displeasure; and if you find it likely to be raised by your coming to us again, which I should think exceedingly probable, stay quietly at home, and be satisfied that _we_ shall take no offence. My manners must have been in fault, but not intentionally, I assure you. And to be kept back on _such_ a motive! I think it would not be very likely to promote sisterly affection or delicacy of mind. But we must stem the tide of malice, and pour into the wounded bosoms of each other the balm of sisterly consolation. Speak to Lizzy about it yourself. You may well warn me against such an evil. Some time or other he _will_ be--but it shall not be by _me_. I will not trust myself on the subject I can hardly be just to him. Have you seen any pleasant men? Have you had any flirting? I was in great hopes that one of you would have got a husband before you came back. But these, I suppose, are precisely what you are without. Not, perhaps, of neglecting his own interest; but of every other neglect I can believe him capable. Are you much acquainted with Mr. Darcy? Don't keep coughing so, Kitty, for Heaven's sake! Have a little compassion on my nerves. Here you are in your own family. My aunt's intelligence had given me hope, and I was determined at once to know every thing. I am not particularly speaking of such a case as you have supposed about Mr. Bingley. Kitty and me were to spend the day there, and Mrs. Forster promised to have a little dance in the evening; (by the bye, Mrs. Forster and me are _such_ friends!) and so she asked the two Harringtons to come, but Harriet was ill, and so Pen was forced to come by herself; and then, what do you think we did? We dressed up Chamberlayne in woman's clothes on purpose to pass for a lady, only think what fun! Not a soul knew of it, but Colonel and Mrs. Forster, and Kitty and me, except my aunt, for we were forced to borrow one of her gowns; and you cannot imagine how well he looked! When Denny, and Wickham, and Pratt, and two or three more of the men came in, they did not know him in the least. I wonder who first discovered the efficacy of poetry in driving away love! You need not send them word at Longbourn of my going, if you do not like it, for it will make the surprise the greater, when I write to them and sign my name 'Lydia Wickham. We have heard only twice. But no, that could never be; my uncle and aunt would have been lost to me; I should not have been allowed to invite them. That they should marry, small as is their chance of happiness, and wretched as is his character, we are forced to rejoice. When all this was resolved on, he returned again to his friends, who were still staying at Pemberley; but it was agreed that he should be in London once more when the wedding took place, and all money matters were then to receive the last finish. How could I ever think her like her nephew? Oh! why is not everybody as happy? But _now_ we may be silent. How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it! But I wonder how long you _would_ have gone on, if you had been left to yourself. When I am in company with him, I will not be wishing. This is my advice. My dear Jane, Mr. Collins is a conceited, pompous, narrow-minded, silly man; you know he is, as well as I do; and you must feel, as well as I do, that the woman who married him cannot have a proper way of thinking. Did you speak from your own observation when you told him that my sister loved him, or merely from my information last spring? Poor dear child! And now here's Mr. Bennet gone away, and I know he will fight Wickham, wherever he meets him and then he will be killed, and what is to become of us all? The Collinses will turn us out before he is cold in his grave, and if you are not kind to us, brother, I do not know what we shall do. There is a gentleman with him, mamma who can it be? This is not quite enough to make her understand his character. For heaven's sake, madam, speak lower. He _was_ coming to us, in order to assure us of his concern, before he had any idea of their not being gone to Scotland: when that apprehension first got abroad, it hastened his journey. And never allow yourself to be blinded by prejudice? You could not have made the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. You are quite a visit in my debt, Mr. Bingley for when you went to town last winter, you promised to take a family dinner with us, as soon as you returned. There is some sense in what he says about the girls, however, and if he is disposed to make them any amends, I shall not be the person to discourage him. Well, Lizzy what is your opinion _now_ of this sad business of Jane's? For my part, I am determined never to speak of it again to anybody. I would advise you merely to put on whatever of your clothes is superior to the rest--there is no occasion for anything more. At our time of life it is not so pleasant, I can tell you, to be making new acquaintances every day; but for your sakes, we would do anything. I now give it to _you_, if you are resolved on having him. Had the late Mr. Darcy liked me less, his son might have borne with me better; but his father's uncommon attachment to me irritated him, I believe, very early in life. And this is all the reply which I am to have the honour of expecting! I might, perhaps, wish to be informed why, with so little _endeavour_ at civility, I am thus rejected. I want to talk very seriously. Miss Bingley, I am sure, cannot. Perhaps he must, if he sees enough of her. Perhaps it would have been better But to expose the former faults of any person without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable. I hope they will not meet at all. Wickham is not so undeserving, then, as we thought him My dear father, I congratulate you. I cannot think of it without abhorrence. At present we have nothing to guide us. We were always good friends; and now we are better. You judge very properly and it is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. You did! and it was not wholly without foundation. You may readily comprehend what my curiosity must be to know how a person unconnected with any of us, and (comparatively speaking) a stranger to our family, should have been amongst you at such a time. The Lucases are very artful people indeed, sister. We were born in the same parish, within the same park; the greatest part of our youth was passed together; inmates of the same house, sharing the same amusements, objects of the same parental care. Your alliance will be a disgrace; your name will never even be mentioned by any of us. I hope you have destroyed the letter. Though Mr. Bennet was not imagined to be very rich, he would have been able to do something for him, and his situation must have been benefited by marriage. Miss Lucas is married and settled. Lakes, mountains, and rivers shall not be jumbled together in our imaginations; nor when we attempt to describe any particular scene, will we begin quarreling about its relative situation. Upon my word you give your opinion very decidedly for so young a person. What would she have said? how would she have behaved? I really do not think Georgiana Darcy has her equal for beauty, elegance, and accomplishments; and the affection she inspires in Louisa and myself is heightened into something still more interesting, from the hope we dare entertain of her being hereafter our sister. I know my dear uncle and aunt so well, that I am not afraid of requesting it, though I have still something more to ask of the former. I did not think Caroline in spirits but she was very glad to see me, and reproached me for giving her no notice of my coming to London. The consequence of it is, that Lady Lucas will have a daughter married before I have, and that the Longbourn estate is just as much entailed as ever. You are each of you so complying, that nothing will ever be resolved on; so easy, that every servant will cheat you; and so generous, that you will always exceed your income. His circumstances, he assured me, and I had no difficulty in believing it, were exceedingly bad. And Lydia used to want to go to London. Into _one_ house in this neighbourhood they shall never have admittance. The letter, perhaps, began in bitterness, but it did not end so. He is not at all liked in Hertfordshire. You have withheld the advantages which you must know to have been designed for him. Can you come to-morrow? Is it possible? Can it be possible that he will marry her? At four o'clock, therefore, we may expect this peace-making gentleman He seems to be a most conscientious and polite young man, upon my word, and I doubt not will prove a valuable acquaintance, especially if Lady Catherine should be so indulgent as to let him come to us again. Will you do me the honour of reading that letter? Neither duty, nor honour, nor gratitude have any possible claim on me, in the present instance. Is this a hint to me, Lizzy to send for the horses? If he were ever able to learn what Wickham's debts have been and how much is settled on his side on our sister, we shall exactly know what Mr. Gardiner has done for them, because Wickham has not sixpence of his own. Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion. For your sake I am glad of it; but otherwise I see no occasion for entailing estates from the female line. Your cousin will give you a very pretty notion of me, and teach you not to believe a word I say. We had better go into the avenue. Only think of its being three months since I went away; it seems but a fortnight I declare; and yet there have been things enough happened in the time. I wonder he does not marry, to secure a lasting convenience of that kind. His surprise was great. But here, by carrying with me one ceaseless source of regret in my sister's absence, I may reasonably hope to have all my expectations of pleasure realised. And, if I may mention so delicate a subject, endeavour to check that little something, bordering on conceit and impertinence, which your lady possesses. You may depend upon my seeking no further. I never heard of her existence till the day before yesterday. It was all over before I arrived; so my curiosity was not so dreadfully racked as _your's_ seems to have been. We shall have no peace at Longbourn if Lydia does not go to Brighton. I do assure you, sir, that I have no pretensions whatever to that kind of elegance which consists in tormenting a respectable man. I dislike it very much but it must be done. But I believe your opinion of him would in general astonish--and perhaps you would not express it quite so strongly anywhere else. The dear Colonel rallied his spirits tolerably till just at last; but Darcy seemed to feel it most acutely, more, I think, than last year. But I shall not scruple to assert, that the serenity of your sister's countenance and air was such as might have given the most acute observer a conviction that, however amiable her temper, her heart was not likely to be easily touched. And who knows what _may_ happen? But that is nothing to us. This is a most unfortunate affair, and will probably be much talked of. If I wished to think slightingly of anybody's children, it should not be of my own, however. And then, you know, when once they get together, there is no end of it. How long has she been such a favourite?--and pray, when am I to wish you joy? Upon my word! Well, that is very decided indeed--that does seem as if--but, however, it may all come to nothing, you know. I have, therefore, made up my mind to tell you, that I do not want to dance a reel at all--and now despise me if you dare. But in spite of all this fine talking, my dear Lizzy, you may rest perfectly assured that your uncle would never have yielded, if we had not given him credit for _another interest_ in the affair. You must therefore allow me to follow the dictates of my conscience on this occasion, which leads me to perform what I look on as a point of duty. I imagine your cousin brought you down with him chiefly for the sake of having someone at his disposal. Indeed I am. Yes, and I hope to engage you to be serious likewise. Consider how important every moment is in such a case. He brought it with him for us to see. I shall offer to pay him to-morrow; he will rant and storm about his love for you, and there will be an end of the matter. This unfortunate affair will, I fear, prevent my sister's having the pleasure of seeing you at Pemberley to-day. My mother was taken ill immediately, and the whole house in such confusion! Very well. Tell your sister I am delighted to hear of her improvement on the harp; and pray let her know that I am quite in raptures with her beautiful little design for a table, and I think it infinitely superior to Miss Grantley's. Be assured, my dear sir, that Mrs. Collins and myself sincerely sympathise with you and all your respectable family, in your present distress, which must be of the bitterest kind, because proceeding from a cause which no time can remove. He was most highly esteemed by Mr. Darcy, a most intimate, confidential friend. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. Yes, ma'am, that he was indeed; and his son will be just like him--just as affable to the poor. Are you quite sure, ma'am?--is not there a little mistake? I certainly saw Mr. Darcy speaking to her. Give my love to Colonel Forster. And what arts did he use to separate them? I am not now to learn that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second, or even a third time. His behaviour to us has, in every respect, been as pleasing as when we were in Derbyshire. And do you really know all this? The first mentioned was, that, regardless of the sentiments of either, I had detached Mr. Bingley from your sister, and the other, that I had, in defiance of various claims, in defiance of honour and humanity, ruined the immediate prosperity and blasted the prospects of Mr. Wickham. Did not you? I did for you. My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right thing for every clergyman in easy circumstances (like myself) to set the example of matrimony in his parish; secondly, that I am convinced that it will add very greatly to my happiness; and thirdly--which perhaps I ought to have mentioned earlier, that it is the particular advice and recommendation of the very noble lady whom I have the honour of calling patroness. You must feel it; and the usual satisfaction of preaching patience to a sufferer is denied me, because you have always so much. Is there nothing you could take to give you present relief? A glass of wine; shall I get you one? You are very ill. You must not blame my aunt. Colonel Forster came yesterday, having left Brighton the day before, not many hours after the express. No, I believe not. Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister; and, to confess the truth, _we_ are scarcely less eager to meet her again. Console Lady Catherine as well as you can. I do not believe a word of it, my dear. He has heartily forgiven me now. I am afraid you will be angry. They have a sharp, shrewish look, which I do not like at all; and in her air altogether there is a self-sufficiency without fashion, which is intolerable. I cannot acquit him of that duty; nor could I think well of the man who should omit an occasion of testifying his respect towards anybody connected with the family. Here again I shall give you pain--to what degree you only can tell. She has been doing everything in her power by thinking and talking on the subject, to give greater--what shall I call it? susceptibility to her feelings; which are naturally lively enough. Kitty is slight and delicate; and Mary studies so much, that her hours of repose should not be broken in on. Tell me once for all, are you engaged to him? It is unaccountable! In every view it is unaccountable! Thank you for if you did, I should certainly tell you all, and then Wickham would be angry. And if not able to please himself in the arrangement, he has at least pleasure in the great power of choice. Do you often dance at St. So he inquired who she was, and got introduced, and asked her for the two next. Lady Catherine's unjustifiable endeavours to separate us were the means of removing all my doubts. You saw me dance at Meryton, I believe, sir. My temper I dare not vouch for. All connection between us seemed now dissolved. These are the kind of little things which please her ladyship, and it is a sort of attention which I conceive myself peculiarly bound to pay. You have now done your duty by her, and must fret no longer. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. From what he said of Miss Darcy I was thoroughly prepared to see a proud, reserved, disagreeable girl. He has made me so happy by telling me that he was totally ignorant of my being in town last spring! I had not believed it possible. I flatter myself at least that you will be able to do so. If he had had any compassion for _me_ he would not have danced half so much! For God's sake, say no more of his partners. But I have an aunt, too, who must not be longer neglected. He generously imputed the whole to his mistaken pride, and confessed that he had before thought it beneath him to lay his private actions open to the world. Let me congratulate you on a very important conquest. At least, therefore, I did not assume the character of needless precipitance merely to show off before the ladies. I cannot misunderstand you, but I entreat you, dear Lizzy, not to pain me by thinking _that person_ to blame, and saying your opinion of him is sunk. They must all go to Brighton. What could your ladyship propose by it? If he could anyhow discover at what house the coachman had before set down his fare, he determined to make inquiries there, and hoped it might not be impossible to find out the stand and number of the coach. Who that knows what his misfortunes have been, can help feeling an interest in him? He left Netherfield for London, on the day following, as you, I am certain, remember, with the design of soon returning. I depend on you for that. I have heard from authority, which I thought _as good_, that it was left you conditionally only, and at the will of the present patron. Hear me in silence. Gracechurch street, Sept. Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say, but it would not be near so much like a ball. Oh! where, where is my uncle? I beg your pardon, but I must leave you. Nothing was to be done that he did not do himself; though I am sure (and I do not speak it to be thanked, therefore say nothing about it), your uncle would most readily have settled the whole. And pray, Lizzy, what said Lady Catherine about this report? Did she call to refuse her consent? _You_ want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it. If you mention my name at the Bell, you will be attended to. It will be in my power to assure him that her ladyship was quite well yesterday se'nnight. I am particularly unlucky in meeting with a person so able to expose my real character, in a part of the world where I had hoped to pass myself off with some degree of credit. I thank you, again and again, for not going to the Lakes. Yes, all of them, I think. To convince him, therefore, that he had deceived himself, was no very difficult point. This letter is from Mr. Collins. He is now, perhaps, sorry for what he has done, and anxious to re-establish a character. I am perfectly ready, I assure you, to keep my engagement; and when your sister is recovered, you shall, if you please, name the very day of the ball. But you blame me for having spoken so warmly of Wickham? But who was your mother? Who are your uncles and aunts? Do not imagine me ignorant of their condition. If! Do you then pretend to be ignorant of it? Has it not been industriously circulated by yourselves? Do you not know that such a report is spread abroad? Adieu to disappointment and spleen. If a woman conceals her affection with the same skill from the object of it, she may lose the opportunity of fixing him; and it will then be but poor consolation to believe the world equally in the dark. But it is for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it. They all paint tables, cover screens, and net purses. Yes but _that_ was only when I first saw her, for it is many months since I have considered her as one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance. I shall go distracted. He is his own master. _Her_ not objecting does not justify _him_. He is the kind of man, indeed, to whom I should never dare refuse anything, which he condescended to ask. Lizzy, my dear, run down to your father, and ask him how much he will give her. But to be guarded at such a time is very difficult. It is really too great a violation of decency, honour, and interest, for him to be guilty of. Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. I am almost the nearest relation he has in the world, and am entitled to know all his dearest concerns. We both know that he has been profligate in every sense of the word; that he has neither integrity nor honour; that he is as false and deceitful as he is insinuating. It did. Your surprise could not be greater than _mine_ in being noticed by you. The recollection of what I then said, of my conduct, my manners, my expressions during the whole of it, is now, and has been many months, inexpressibly painful to me. But the fact is, that being, as I am, to inherit this estate after the death of your honoured father (who, however, may live many years longer), I could not satisfy myself without resolving to choose a wife from among his daughters, that the loss to them might be as little as possible, when the melancholy event takes place--which, however, as I have already said, may not be for several years. My father supported him at school, and afterwards at Cambridge--most important assistance, as his own father, always poor from the extravagance of his wife, would have been unable to give him a gentleman's education. Let her be called down. The express was sent off directly. She has a very good notion of fingering, though her taste is not equal to Anne's. What did Colonel Forster say? Had they no apprehension of anything before the elopement took place? They must have seen them together for ever. But gracious me! I quite forgot! I ought not to have said a word about it. Mr. Darcy called, and was shut up with him several hours. But as it is, you must not let your fancy run away with you. On that head, therefore, I shall be uniformly silent; and you may assure yourself that no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married. Oh, my dear Eliza! pray make haste and come into the dining-room, for there is such a sight to be seen! I will not tell you what it is. Her daughter, Miss de Bourgh, will have a very large fortune, and it is believed that she and her cousin will unite the two estates. Regard for my sister's credit and feelings prevented any public exposure; but I wrote to Mr. Wickham, who left the place immediately, and Mrs. Younge was of course removed from her charge. You know pretty well, I suppose, what has been done for the young people. And in the first place, let us hear what has happened to you all since you went away. How thankful am I that we never let them know what has been said against him; we must forget it ourselves. It is well. My aunt Phillips came to Longbourn on Tuesday, after my father went away; and was so good as to stay till Thursday with me. Surely there can be no occasion for exposing him so dreadfully. He was very fond of them. 'Lady Catherine,' said she, 'you have given me a treasure.' I am glad of one thing, that he comes alone; because we shall see the less of him. But do not imagine that he is always here so often. I speak nothing but the truth. She follows him to town in hope of keeping him there, and tries to persuade you that he does not care about you. No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to rain; and then you must stay all night. How shall we punish him for such a speech? I can remember no symptom of affection on either side; and had anything of the kind been perceptible, you must be aware that ours is not a family on which it could be thrown away. That is capital. Young women should always be properly guarded and attended, according to their situation in life. Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination We can all plague and punish one another. These causes must be stated, though briefly. They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennet, are they not? He did not judge your father to be a person whom he could so properly consult as your uncle, and therefore readily postponed seeing him till after the departure of the former. The first wish of my heart is never more to be in company with either of them. What relates to yourself, is as follows: 'Having thus offered you the sincere congratulations of Mrs. Collins and myself on this happy event, let me now add a short hint on the subject of another; of which we have been advertised by the same authority. Such a countenance, such manners! And so extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the pianoforte is exquisite. You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you suppose that the mode of your declaration affected me in any other way, than as it spared the concern which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner. This account then is what he has received from Mr. Darcy. I told him of all that had occurred to make my former interference in his affairs absurd and impertinent. We seem to have been designed for each other. I am not afraid of you. She has no money, no connections, nothing that can tempt him to--she is lost for ever. But he paid her not the smallest attention till her grandfather's death made her mistress of this fortune. _They_ will never be distressed for money. I can no longer help thanking you for your unexampled kindness to my poor sister. She is on her road somewhere, I dare say, and so, passing through Meryton, thought she might as well call on you. The death of your daughter would have been a blessing in comparison of this. I am sure Lizzy will be very happy--I am sure she can have no objection. Though it is difficult to guess in what way he can mean to make us the atonement he thinks our due, the wish is certainly to his credit. But, my dear sister, can I be happy, even supposing the best, in accepting a man whose sisters and friends are all wishing him to marry elsewhere? Clement's, because Wickham's lodgings were in that parish. Those who chose to be idle, certainly might. But you--how are you? You look pale. What is there of good to be expected? But perhaps you would like to read it. Towards _him_ I have been kinder than towards myself. Complied with! I am only ashamed of his asking so little. I am sorry to say it of them, but so it is. He is so excessively handsome! And his sisters are charming women. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. It ought to be good it has been the work of many generations. If he means to be but little at Netherfield, it would be better for the neighbourhood that he should give up the place entirely, for then we might possibly get a settled family there. I will put on my things in a moment. You can now have nothing further to say You have insulted me in every possible method. Make haste, make haste. To be sure London was rather thin, but, however, the Little Theatre was open. But, however, that shan't prevent my asking him to dine here, I am determined. I never can be thankful, Mr. Bennet, for anything about the entail. I _do_ remember his boasting one day, at Netherfield, of the implacability of his resentments, of his having an unforgiving temper. If she is half as sharp as her mother, she is saving enough. He has not an ill-natured look. No, that I am sure I shall not; and I think it is very impertinent of him to write to you at all, and very hypocritical. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. Indeed, Eliza, you will be as welcome as either of them. Not at all but depend upon it, he means to be severe on us, and our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing about it. First, that you will allow me the free use of my understanding on the present occasion; and secondly, of my room. About the court, such instances of elegant breeding are not uncommon. Ever since I have known it, I have been most anxious to acknowledge to you how gratefully I feel it. Oh, brother, how kind you are! I know you will contrive it all. But, on second thoughts, perhaps, Lizzy could tell us what relations he has now living, better than any other person. That it ought not to be attempted. Not that I have much pleasure, indeed, in talking to anybody. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me. You are too sensible a girl, Lizzy, to fall in love merely because you are warned against it; and, therefore, I am not afraid of speaking openly. We live in so different a part of town, all our connections are so different, and, as you well know, we go out so little, that it is very improbable that they should meet at all, unless he really comes to see her. We may as well wait, perhaps, till the circumstance occurs before we discuss the discretion of his behaviour thereupon. Neither could anything be urged against my father, who, though with some peculiarities, has abilities Mr. Darcy himself need not disdain, and respectability which he will probably never each. A man in distressed circumstances has not time for all those elegant decorums which other people may observe. I have no pleasure in talking to undutiful children. The power of doing anything with quickness is always prized much by the possessor, and often without any attention to the imperfection of the performance. Yes; where else can they be so well concealed? He did not leave his name, and till the next day it was only known that a gentleman had called on business. They will have nothing else to do. Your uncle is as much surprised as I am--and nothing but the belief of your being a party concerned would have allowed him to act as he has done. Do not distress me by the idea. Dear madam, do not go. We are not on friendly terms, and it always gives me pain to meet him, but I have no reason for avoiding _him_ but what I might proclaim before all the world, a sense of very great ill-usage, and most painful regrets at his being what he is. I _should_ say, one of her ladyship's carriages, for she has several. Do you know, mamma, that my uncle Phillips talks of turning away Richard; and if he does, Colonel Forster will hire him. I have great hopes of finding him quite the reverse. Yes, she will remain there till Christmas. What congratulations will then flow in! I appeal to Mr. Darcy:--but let me not interrupt you, sir. Not as you represent it. He has also _brotherly_ pride, which, with _some_ brotherly affection, makes him a very kind and careful guardian of his sister, and you will hear him generally cried up as the most attentive and best of brothers. Were it for nothing but his love of you, I must always have esteemed him; but now, as Bingley's friend and your husband, there can be only Bingley and yourself more dear to me. I was sometimes quite provoked, but then I recollected my dear Elizabeth and Jane, and for their sakes had patience with her. And then you have added so much to it yourself, you are always buying books. Yes--if Darcy does not put it off again. I was certainly very far from expecting them to make so strong an impression. But, however, he did not. Oh, Lydia! And _that_ I suppose is one of your sisters. And _that_ is quite impossible; for he is now in the custody of his friend, and Mr. Darcy would no more suffer him to call on Jane in such a part of London! My dear aunt, how could you think of it? Mr. Darcy may perhaps have _heard_ of such a place as Gracechurch Street, but he would hardly think a month's ablution enough to cleanse him from its impurities, were he once to enter it; and depend upon it, Mr. Bingley never stirs without him. There is a lady, it seems, a Mrs. Younge, who was some time ago governess to Miss Darcy, and was dismissed from her charge on some cause of disapprobation, though he did not say what. Nay this is not fair. _My_ father began life in the profession which your uncle, Mr. Phillips, appears to do so much credit to--but he gave up everything to be of use to the late Mr. Darcy and devoted all his time to the care of the Pemberley property. But I will not repine. I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. There can be no love in all this. You are perfectly right. If you will only tell me what sort of girl Miss King is, I shall know what to think. She seems a very pleasant young woman. You shall hear then--but prepare yourself for something very dreadful. I did not think you would; and that being the case, I cannot consider your situation with much compassion. Many of my acquaintances are already there for the winter; I wish that I could hear that you, my dearest friend, had any intention of making one of the crowd--but of that I despair. It is as often applied to feelings which arise from a half-hour's acquaintance, as to a real, strong attachment. There will not be the smallest occasion for your coming to town again; therefore stay quiet at Longbourn, and depend on my diligence and care. And till Colonel Forster came himself, not one of you entertained a doubt, I suppose, of their being really married? There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. I would not wish to be hasty in censuring anyone; but I always speak what I think. In a country neighbourhood you move in a very confined and unvarying society. Yes, I call it a _very_ easy distance. If it was not for the entail, I should not mind it. What could be more natural than his asking you again? He could not help seeing that you were about five times as pretty as every other woman in the room. Do you play and sing, Miss Bennet? A low phaeton, with a nice little pair of ponies, would be the very thing. --'There, Mrs. Bennet. It is not of particular, but of general evils, which I am now complaining. Won't it, Kitty? I shall never be quite happy till I have been all round the park. Their society can afford no pleasure that will atone for such wretchedness as this! Let me never see either one or the other again! Your character was unfolded in the recital which I received many months ago from Mr. Wickham. Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Are you consulting your own feelings in the present case, or do you imagine that you are gratifying mine? Stop me whilst you can. I consider it as one of the first refinements of polished society. You dare not, you cannot deny, that you have been the principal, if not the only means of dividing them from each other--of exposing one to the censure of the world for caprice and instability, and the other to its derision for disappointed hopes, and involving them both in misery of the acutest kind. Some people call him proud; but I am sure I never saw anything of it. Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. Where shall you change horses? Oh! Bromley, of course. But it has been the study of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong understanding to ridicule. But, Lizzy, you can tell us whether it is like or not. My dear sir I am particularly obliged to you for this friendly caution, and you may depend upon my not taking so material a step without her ladyship's concurrence. Yes, sir; but I do not know when _that_ will be. Which do you mean? She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt _me_; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. It is, in short, impossible for us to conjecture the causes or circumstances which may have alienated them, without actual blame on either side. Perhaps I should have judged better, had I sought an introduction; but I am ill-qualified to recommend myself to strangers. By this time she is actually with them! If such goodness does not make her miserable now, she will never deserve to be happy! What a meeting for her, when she first sees my aunt! Every time they met, it was more decided and remarkable. I know little of the game at present but I shall be glad to improve myself, for in my situation in life-- Oh! I heard you before, but I could not immediately determine what to say in reply. I thank you for my share of the favour but I do not particularly like your way of getting husbands. I _did_ hear, too, that there was a time, when sermon-making was not so palatable to you as it seems to be at present; that you actually declared your resolution of never taking orders, and that the business had been compromised accordingly. If he had been so very agreeable, he would have talked to Mrs. Long. Oh! certainly no one can be really esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass what is usually met with. I am excessively attentive to all those things. Poor Kitty has anger for having concealed their attachment; but as it was a matter of confidence, one cannot wonder. Had you then persuaded yourself that I should? Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. We have not determined how far it shall carry us but, perhaps, to the Lakes. We are not in a way to know _what_ Mr. Bingley likes since we are not to visit. Undoubtedly there is a meanness in _all_ the arts which ladies sometimes condescend to employ for captivation. My dear madam let us be for ever silent on this point. Do not make yourself uneasy, my dear cousin, about your apparel. I shall see her in January. But however insincere _you_ may choose to be, you shall not find _me_ so. Undoubtedly; It is an advantage to have it so far from this part of the kingdom. I would not trust you so near it as Eastbourne for fifty pounds! No, Kitty, I have at last learnt to be cautious, and you will feel the effects of it. You know I have. I roused, and interested you, because I was so unlike _them_. My dear Jane, I am in such a flutter, that I am sure I can't write; so I will dictate, and you write for me. We must not make him desperate. Thank Heaven! I am going to-morrow where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable quality, who has neither manner nor sense to recommend him. If your master would marry, you might see more of him. Perhaps _she_ is full young to be much in company. Unfortunately an only son (for many years an only child), I was spoilt by my parents, who, though good themselves (my father, particularly, all that was benevolent and amiable), allowed, encouraged, almost taught me to be selfish and overbearing; to care for none beyond my own family circle; to think meanly of all the rest of the world; to wish at least to think meanly of their sense and worth compared with my own. Jane, I congratulate you. Compared with some families, I believe we were; but such of us as wished to learn never wanted the means. We were always encouraged to read, and had all the masters that were necessary. Not to appear to disgrace his family, to degenerate from the popular qualities, or lose the influence of the Pemberley House, is a powerful motive. Care of him! Yes, I really believe Darcy _does_ take care of him in those points where he most wants care. Such a charming man!--so handsome! so tall!--Oh, my dear Lizzy! pray apologise for my having disliked him so much before. Perhaps not the less so from feeling a doubt of my positive happiness had my fair cousin honoured me with her hand; for I have often observed that resignation is never so perfect as when the blessing denied begins to lose somewhat of its value in our estimation. Thank Heaven! he has _some_ friends, though perhaps not so many as he deserves. Imprudence or thoughtlessness in money matters would be unpardonable in me. It is above eight months. No arguments shall be wanting on my part that can alleviate so severe a misfortune--or that may comfort you, under a circumstance that must be of all others the most afflicting to a parent's mind. I am quite well; I am only distressed by some dreadful news which I have just received from Longbourn. I had supposed him to be despising his fellow-creatures in general, but did not suspect him of descending to such malicious revenge, such injustice, such inhumanity as this. You will not, I hope, consider me as showing any disrespect to your family, my dear madam, by thus withdrawing my pretensions to your daughter's favour, without having paid yourself and Mr. Bennet the compliment of requesting you to interpose your authority in my behalf. I have not a doubt of Mr. Bingley's sincerity but you must excuse my not being convinced by assurances only. How should you have liked making sermons? The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it no otherwise than by netting a purse or covering a screen. You _are_ a gentleman's daughter. You must come and make Lizzy marry Mr. Collins, for she vows she will not have him, and if you do not make haste he will change his mind and not have _her_. I am glad he dines here on Tuesday. What an excellent father you have, girls! I do not know how you will ever make him amends for his kindness; or me, either, for that matter. But he found Lydia absolutely resolved on remaining where she was. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account, for in general, you know, they visit no newcomers. Allow me to say, however, that your fair partner does not disgrace you, and that I must hope to have this pleasure often repeated, especially when a certain desirable event, my dear Eliza (glancing at her sister and Bingley) shall take place. I do not believe Mrs. Long will do any such thing. There's for you! She is gone down to her uncle at Liverpool: gone to stay. Your plan is a good one where nothing is in question but the desire of being well married, and if I were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare say I should adopt it. You may possibly wonder why all this was not told you last night; but I was not then master enough of myself to know what could or ought to be revealed. Most willingly. Oh! if that is all, I have a very poor opinion of young men who live in Derbyshire; and their intimate friends who live in Hertfordshire are not much better. Your attendance upon her has been too much for you. I think you are in very great danger of making him as much in love with you as ever. A little sea-bathing would set me up forever. You have employed your time much better. We were married, you know, at St. No; but it must be done soon. You have a sweet room here, Mr. Bingley, and a charming prospect over the gravel walk. She is happy then and her residence there will probably be of some duration. Then, who taught you? who attended to you? Without a governess, you must have been neglected. Every thing being settled between _them_, Mr. Darcy's next step was to make your uncle acquainted with it, and he first called in Gracechurch street the evening before I came home. Certainly, my dear, nobody said there were; but as to not meeting with many people in this neighbourhood, I believe there are few neighbourhoods larger. I am confident that she would have performed delightfully. Miss Bingley sees that her brother is in love with you, and wants him to marry Miss Darcy. Our habits of expense make us too dependent, and there are not many in my rank of life who can afford to marry without some attention to money. Indeed! Mrs. Annesley is with her. I have heard, indeed, that she is uncommonly improved within this year or two. He had never had the slightest suspicion. Why could he not keep on quarreling with you, as his father did before him? I wish it may. I thought it my duty to give the speediest intelligence of this to my cousin, that she and her noble admirer may be aware of what they are about, and not run hastily into a marriage which has not been properly sanctioned. Well, my dear I have no more to say. I rather wished, than believed him to be sincere; but, at any rate, was perfectly ready to accede to his proposal. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. This is quite shocking! He deserves to be publicly disgraced. Nay, when I read a letter of his, I cannot help giving him the preference even over Wickham, much as I value the impudence and hypocrisy of my son-in-law. Your coming to Longbourn, to see me and my family will be rather a confirmation of it; if, indeed, such a report is in existence. Do let me ask my partner to introduce you. I send no compliments to your mother. But, perhaps, Mr. Bingley did not take the house so much for the convenience of the neighbourhood as for his own, and we must expect him to keep it or quit it on the same principle. And is such a girl to be my nephew's sister? Is her husband, is the son of his late father's steward, to be his brother? Heaven and earth!--of what are you thinking? Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted? We must not expect a lively young man to be always so guarded and circumspect. I ask only a comfortable home; and considering Mr. Collins's character, connection, and situation in life, I am convinced that my chance of happiness with him is as fair as most people can boast on entering the marriage state. Accept my thanks for the compliment you are paying me. There can be no doubt of that. A most delightful place!--Excellent Parsonage House! It would have suited me in every respect. If we thought alike of Miss Bingley your representation of all this might make me quite easy. I have heard much of your master's fine person it is a handsome face. My objections to the marriage were not merely those which I last night acknowledged to have the utmost force of passion to put aside, in my own case; the want of connection could not be so great an evil to my friend as to me. Kitty then owned, with a very natural triumph on knowing more than the rest of us, that in Lydia's last letter she had prepared her for such a step. How delighted Miss Darcy will be to receive such a letter! As a child, she was affectionate and pleasing, and extremely fond of me; and I have devoted hours and hours to her amusement. I will not spend my hours in running after my neighbours every time they go away and come back again. Not the slightest. I honour your circumspection. The letter shall certainly be burnt, if you believe it essential to the preservation of my regard; but, though we have both reason to think my opinions not entirely unalterable, they are not, I hope, quite so easily changed as that implies. But I think Mr. Darcy improves upon acquaintance. Very well, if it must be so, it must. I was told that not only your sister was on the point of being most advantageously married, but that you, that Miss Elizabeth Bennet, would, in all likelihood, be soon afterwards united to my nephew, my own nephew, Mr. Darcy. Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his _making_ friends--whether he may be equally capable of _retaining_ them, is less certain. Perhaps he thought her too young. Yes, madam She is my youngest girl but one. But my dearest love, tell me what dish Mr. Darcy is particularly fond of, that I may have it to-morrow. I will go directly to Mr. Bennet, and we shall very soon settle it with her, I am sure. Four nieces of Mrs. Jenkinson are most delightfully situated through my means; and it was but the other day that I recommended another young person, who was merely accidentally mentioned to me, and the family are quite delighted with her. I am extremely glad that you have such pleasant accounts from our friends at Hunsford. Haye Park might do if the Gouldings could quit it--or the great house at Stoke, if the drawing-room were larger; but Ashworth is too far off! I could not bear to have her ten miles from me; and as for Pulvis Lodge, the attics are dreadful. She is grown so brown and coarse! Louisa and I were agreeing that we should not have known her again. Perhaps you mean what I overheard between him and Mr. Robinson; did not I mention it to you? Mr. Robinson's asking him how he liked our Meryton assemblies, and whether he did not think there were a great many pretty women in the room, and _which_ he thought the prettiest? and his answering immediately to the last question: 'Oh! the eldest Miss Bennet, beyond a doubt; there cannot be two opinions on that point. If my children are silly, I must hope to be always sensible of it. Is that his design in settling here? Ah, you do not know what I suffer. It is a nice long walk, and Mr. Darcy has never seen the view. I am sure I shall break _mine_. Good gracious! if that disagreeable Mr. Darcy is not coming here again with our dear Bingley! What can he mean by being so tiresome as to be always coming here? I had no notion but he would go a-shooting, or something or other, and not disturb us with his company. I must think your language too strong in speaking of both and I hope you will be convinced of it by seeing them happy together. And what has been done, what has been attempted, to recover her? Mrs. Wickham! How well it sounds! And she was only sixteen last June. But he is, beyond all comparison, the most agreeable man I ever saw--and if he becomes really attached to me--I believe it will be better that he should not. Let us be thankful that you are preserved from a state of such insensibility. But do you think she would be prevailed upon to go back with us? Change of scene might be of service--and perhaps a little relief from home may be as useful as anything. I am afraid you have been long desiring my absence, nor have I anything to plead in excuse of my stay, but real, though unavailing concern. I do, I do like him I love him. Well I wish Jane success with all my heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to be studying his character for a twelvemonth. Lizzy, I bear you no ill-will for being justified in your advice to me last May, which, considering the event, shows some greatness of mind. If we make haste perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes. Is he married or single? There certainly was some great mismanagement in the education of those two young men. It will pass away soon enough. There is a mixture of servility and self-importance in his letter, which promises well. If you were aware of the very great disadvantage to us all which must arise from the public notice of Lydia's unguarded and imprudent manner--nay, which has already arisen from it, I am sure you would judge differently in the affair. You are lucky in having such a master. It is, I believe, too little yielding--certainly too little for the convenience of the world. Is your sister at Pemberley still? He meant to resign his commission immediately; and as to his future situation, he could conjecture very little about it. Can you deny that you have done it? But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. I saw you look at me to-day, Lizzy, when my aunt told us of the present report; and I know I appeared distressed. Have you anything else to propose for my domestic felicity? That such a consequence as _this_ could ensue, you may easily believe, was far enough from my thoughts. No principle of either would be violated by my marriage with Mr. Darcy. Give me further particulars. In the next room is a new instrument just come down for her--a present from my master; she comes here to-morrow with him. These are conditions which, considering everything, I had no hesitation in complying with, as far as I thought myself privileged, for you. The country is a vast deal pleasanter, is it not, Mr. Bingley? I am always glad to get a young person well placed out. I am sorry to hear _that_; but why did not you tell me that before? If I had known as much this morning I certainly would not have called on him. You do not make allowance enough for difference of situation and temper. Is it true? Very well--and this offer of marriage you have refused? Is my father in town? Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference? My dear Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? Mr. Darcy, you must allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. I know very well, madam that when persons sit down to a card-table, they must take their chances of these things, and happily I am not in such circumstances as to make five shillings any object. Let me recommend you, however, as a friend, not to give implicit confidence to all his assertions; for as to Mr. Darcy's using him ill, it is perfectly false; for, on the contrary, he has always been remarkably kind to him, though George Wickham has treated Mr. Darcy in a most infamous manner. I feel myself called upon, by our relationship, and my situation in life, to condole with you on the grievous affliction you are now suffering under, of which we were yesterday informed by a letter from Hertfordshire. I must beg, therefore, to be importuned no farther on the subject. My faults, according to this calculation, are heavy indeed! But perhaps these offenses might have been overlooked, had not your pride been hurt by my honest confession of the scruples that had long prevented my forming any serious design. The whole party have left Netherfield by this time, and are on their way to town--and without any intention of coming back again. I have met with two instances lately, one I will not mention; the other is Charlotte's marriage. I am by no means of the opinion, I assure you that a ball of this kind, given by a young man of character, to respectable people, can have any evil tendency; and I am so far from objecting to dancing myself, that I shall hope to be honoured with the hands of all my fair cousins in the course of the evening; and I take this opportunity of soliciting yours, Miss Elizabeth, for the two first dances especially, a preference which I trust my cousin Jane will attribute to the right cause, and not to any disrespect for her. You have no compassion for my poor nerves. They met several times, for there was much to be discussed. Tell him I hope he will excuse me when he knows all; and tell him I will dance with him at the next ball we meet, with great pleasure. I hope Mr. Bingley will like it, Lizzy. I have a high respect for your nerves. It cannot last long. Nay, if you are serious about it, I shall consider the matter is absolutely settled. Already arisen? What, has she frightened away some of your lovers? Poor little Lizzy! But do not be cast down. If _he_ wishes to avoid seeing _me_, he must go. A person may be proud without being vain. I begin to be sorry that he comes at all It would be nothing; I could see him with perfect indifference, but I can hardly bear to hear it thus perpetually talked of. Till I have your disposition, your goodness, I never can have your happiness. No man of common humanity, no man who had any value for his character, could be capable of it. Happy shall I be, when his stay at Netherfield is over! Would to Heaven that anything could be either said or done on my part that might offer consolation to such distress! But I will not torment you with vain wishes, which may seem purposely to ask for your thanks. But I pity her, because she must feel that she has been acting wrong, and because I am very sure that anxiety for her brother is the cause of it. If it be not so, let Mr. Darcy contradict it. In short, my dear aunt, I should be very sorry to be the means of making any of you unhappy; but since we see every day that where there is affection, young people are seldom withheld by immediate want of fortune from entering into engagements with each other, how can I promise to be wiser than so many of my fellow-creatures if I am tempted, or how am I even to know that it would be wisdom to resist? All that I can promise you, therefore, is not to be in a hurry. No--I do not know that you were wrong in saying what you did. Your ladyship wants Mr. Darcy to marry your daughter; but would my giving you the wished-for promise make their marriage at all more probable? Supposing him to be attached to me, would my refusing to accept his hand make him wish to bestow it on his cousin? Allow me to say, Lady Catherine, that the arguments with which you have supported this extraordinary application have been as frivolous as the application was ill-judged. But if he does it any more I shall certainly let him know that I see what he is about. I did not think Mrs. Gardiner was so little to be trusted. You know not what you are about. Only look at her. Society, I own, is necessary to me. That is very true and I could easily forgive _his_ pride, if he had not mortified _mine_. Such very superior dancing is not often seen. I dare say she will; she has got over the most trying age. She comes to us to-day. I must confess that he did not speak so well of Wickham as he formerly did. How can you contrive to write so even? Dear, dear Lizzy. I am so grieved for him! His behaviour was attentive and kind to the utmost. Had not my feelings decided against you--had they been indifferent, or had they even been favourable, do you think that any consideration would tempt me to accept the man who has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister? I was uncomfortable enough, I may say unhappy. She cared for none of her friends; she wanted no help of his; she would not hear of leaving Wickham. And so was I. My total ignorance of the connection must plead my apology. You begin to comprehend me, do you? No I have made no such pretension. As for my fair cousins, though my absence may not be long enough to render it necessary, I shall now take the liberty of wishing them health and happiness, not excepting my cousin Elizabeth. But if a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavour to conceal it, he must find it out. And is this all? I expected at least that the pigs were got into the garden, and here is nothing but Lady Catherine and her daughter. To persuade him against returning into Hertfordshire, when that conviction had been given, was scarcely the work of a moment. What do you mean, Hill? We have heard nothing from town. A great many changes have happened in the neighbourhood, since you went away. But your _family_ owe me nothing. Yes, she did. I hope you will give your mother-in-law a few hints, when this desirable event takes place, as to the advantage of holding her tongue; and if you can compass it, do cure the younger girls of running after officers. Yes, Miss Elizabeth, you will have the honour of seeing Lady Catherine de Bourgh on the ensuing Sunday at church, and I need not say you will be delighted with her. I did not know that you intended to walk. But it is of small importance. We will settle with your father about the money afterwards; but the things should be ordered immediately. The favor of your company has been much felt, I assure you. There are very few people of whom so much can be said. I am thinking of what you have been telling me Your cousin's conduct does not suit my feelings. These bitter accusations might have been suppressed, had I, with greater policy, concealed my struggles, and flattered you into the belief of my being impelled by unqualified, unalloyed inclination; by reason, by reflection, by everything. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the degree of her own regard nor of its reasonableness. At Brighton she will be of less importance even as a common flirt than she has been here. Since the ----shire were first quartered in Meryton, nothing but love, flirtation, and officers have been in her head. And with no one to speak to about what I felt, no Jane to comfort me and say that I had not been so very weak and vain and nonsensical as I knew I had! Oh! how I wanted you! I shall send for my clothes when I get to Longbourn; but I wish you would tell Sally to mend a great slit in my worked muslin gown before they are packed up. You know not, you can scarcely conceive, how they have tortured me;--though it was some time, I confess, before I was reasonable enough to allow their justice. Why does she not come in? It is particularly incumbent on those who never change their opinion, to be secure of judging properly at first. Not these two or three years, perhaps. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. Lizzy, I _insist_ upon your staying and hearing Mr. Collins. What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy! There is nothing like dancing after all. My dear Lizzy, where can you have been walking to? He did not repeat his persuasion of their not marrying--and from _that_, I am inclined to hope, he might have been misunderstood before. I have not been used to submit to any person's whims. And as I come back, I can call on Lady Lucas and Mrs. Long. I quite detest the man. Lizzy I was going to look for you; come into my room. Tell her that you insist upon her marrying him. It was unpardonable. He wrote me a few lines on Wednesday to say that he had arrived in safety, and to give me his directions, which I particularly begged him to do. However, your coming just at this time is the greatest of comforts, and I am very glad to hear what you tell us, of long sleeves. Where there is fortune to make the expenses of travelling unimportant, distance becomes no evil. She would not betray her trust, I suppose, without bribery and corruption, for she really did know where her friend was to be found. By you, I was properly humbled. But I must write no more. Perhaps it will be as well if you discourage his coming here so very often. You may as well call it impertinence at once. We acted with the best intentions. You do not look well. Well, Colonel Fitzwilliam, what do I play next? My fingers wait your orders. About a month He is a man of very large property in Derbyshire, I understand. Yes, indeed, and received no inconsiderable pleasure from the sight. But, luckily, he came back again in ten minutes' time, and then we all set out. Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it, that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week. My father is gone to London, and Jane has written to beg my uncle's immediate assistance; and we shall be off, I hope, in half-an-hour. A regard for the requester would often make one readily yield to a request, without waiting for arguments to reason one into it. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure when so much beauty is before you. Oh, lord! yes;--there is nothing in that. We must not all expect Jane's good fortune. He believed him to be imprudent and extravagant. I do not mind his not talking to Mrs. Long but I wish he had danced with Eliza. When you told Mrs. Bennet this morning that if you ever resolved upon quitting Netherfield you should be gone in five minutes, you meant it to be a sort of panegyric, of compliment to yourself--and yet what is there so very laudable in a precipitance which must leave very necessary business undone, and can be of no real advantage to yourself or anyone else? Mr. Bingley does not know Mr. Wickham himself? It is not quite a week since they left Brighton. It is the greatest of favours when Miss de Bourgh comes in. I see your design, Bingley You dislike an argument, and want to silence this. Mr. Darcy sends you all the love in the world that he can spare from me. With all these circumstances to favour an attachment, and nothing to prevent it, am I wrong, my dearest Jane, in indulging the hope of an event which will secure the happiness of so many? And we all know that Wickham has every charm of person and address that can captivate a woman. Vain, ignorant, idle, and absolutely uncontrolled! Oh! my dear father, can you suppose it possible that they will not be censured and despised wherever they are known, and that their sisters will not be often involved in the disgrace? My motive for cautioning you is as follows. But tell me all and everything about it which I have not already heard. It mortifies me. I have been used to consider poetry as the _food_ of love. It is settled between us already, that we are to be the happiest couple in the world. When I wrote that letter I believed myself perfectly calm and cool, but I am since convinced that it was written in a dreadful bitterness of spirit. And that is my master--and very like him. _You_ began the evening well, Charlotte _You_ were Mr. Bingley's first choice. He is as fine a fellow as ever I saw. That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask. Bingley is most unaffectedly modest. But there were other causes of repugnance; causes which, though still existing, and existing to an equal degree in both instances, I had myself endeavoured to forget, because they were not immediately before me. When she was only fifteen, there was a man at my brother Gardiner's in town so much in love with her that my sister-in-law was sure he would make her an offer before we came away. Will you hear it? Well, my comfort is, I am sure Jane will die of a broken heart; and then he will be sorry for what he has done. Oh! Charles writes in the most careless way imaginable. She was of great use and comfort to us all. With my mother up stairs. So high and so conceited that there was no enduring him! He walked here, and he walked there, fancying himself so very great! Not handsome enough to dance with! I wish you had been there, my dear, to have given him one of your set-downs. I was sure you loved your girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. I feel as if I had never done you justice, or loved you as you deserve. Lady Catherine herself says that, in point of true beauty, Miss de Bourgh is far superior to the handsomest of her sex, because there is that in her features which marks the young lady of distinguished birth. But in matters of greater weight, I may suffer from want of money. Could he expect that her friends would not step forward? Could he expect to be noticed again by the regiment, after such an affront to Colonel Forster? His temptation is not adequate to the risk! Oh! Mr. Collins! Take whatever you like, and get away. That reply will do for the present. Oh! yes Mr. Darcy is uncommonly kind to Mr. Bingley, and takes a prodigious deal of care of him. You must learn some of my philosophy. You will laugh when you know where I am gone, and I cannot help laughing myself at your surprise to-morrow morning, as soon as I am missed. But is there not danger of Lady Catherine's disapprobation here, my good sir? You had better neglect your relations than run the risk of offending your patroness. His guilt and his descent appear by your account to be the same for I have heard you accuse him of nothing worse than of being the son of Mr. Darcy's steward, and of _that_, I can assure you, he informed me himself. Yes, yes, they must marry. Perhaps I do. I cannot do justice to his kindness. I remember the time when I liked a red coat myself very well--and, indeed, so I do still at my heart; and if a smart young colonel, with five or six thousand a year, should want one of my girls I shall not say nay to him; and I thought Colonel Forster looked very becoming the other night at Sir William's in his regimentals. I do not deserve it. If it were merely a fine house richly furnished I should not care about it myself; but the grounds are delightful. And if you will stay another _month_ complete, it will be in my power to take one of you as far as London, for I am going there early in June, for a week; and as Dawson does not object to the barouche-box, there will be very good room for one of you--and indeed, if the weather should happen to be cool, I should not object to taking you both, as you are neither of you large. But does Lydia know nothing of this? can she be ignorant of what you and Jane seem so well to understand? Long before it had taken place my opinion of you was decided. Oh, yes!--that, that is the worst of all. I am sure you will be very comfortable there. It was an encouragement of vice; and had I been the rector of Longbourn, I should very strenuously have opposed it. Indeed I have, sir She is a great deal too ill to be moved. She is a great reader, and has no pleasure in anything else. I could not allow myself to conceal that your sister had been in town three months last winter, that I had known it, and purposely kept it from him. Oh! I am not afraid; for though I _am_ the youngest, I'm the tallest. He begins with congratulations on the approaching nuptials of my eldest daughter, of which, it seems, he has been told by some of the good-natured, gossiping Lucases. It is a long time, Mr. Bingley, since you went away. I did not wink at you. Family pride, and _filial_ pride--for he is very proud of what his father was--have done this. My uncle and aunt and I were to go together; and the others were to meet us at the church. To my fancy, it is only because he does not rattle away like other young men. Well, much good may it do them! And so, I suppose, they often talk of having Longbourn when your father is dead. She was sure they should be married some time or other, and it did not much signify when. Yes I have had a letter from him by express. We must endeavour to forget all that has passed on either side I hope and trust they will yet be happy. Lord! how I should like to be married before any of you; and then I would chaperon you about to all the balls. Did you ever hear Darcy mention the circumstance, when you were in Kent? I defy even Sir William Lucas himself to produce a more valuable son-in-law. The necessity must be obeyed, and further apology would be absurd. Oh! then--some time or other we shall be happy to hear you. Not so much as I could wish, sir; but I dare say he may spend half his time here; and Miss Darcy is always down for the summer months. I expected you to stay two months. Mrs. Collins, you must send a servant with them. I hope you are well, Miss Bennet. Her character will be fixed, and she will, at sixteen, be the most determined flirt that ever made herself or her family ridiculous; a flirt, too, in the worst and meanest degree of flirtation; without any attraction beyond youth and a tolerable person; and, from the ignorance and emptiness of her mind, wholly unable to ward off any portion of that universal contempt which her rage for admiration will excite. Nor I, I am sure. But I can assure you that Lizzy does not lose much by not suiting _his_ fancy; for he is a most disagreeable, horrid man, not at all worth pleasing. It must have been his sister's doing. And can you likewise declare, that there is no foundation for it? _That_ is my idea of good breeding; and those persons who fancy themselves very important, and never open their mouths, quite mistake the matter. I cannot see why Mrs. Forster should not ask _me_ as well as Lydia Though I am _not_ her particular friend. Had they fixed on any other man it would have been nothing; but _his_ perfect indifference, and _your_ pointed dislike, make it so delightfully absurd! Much as I abominate writing, I would not give up Mr. Collins's correspondence for any consideration. Miss Bennet would not play at all amiss if she practised more, and could have the advantage of a London master. This seems a very comfortable house. Let them triumph over us at a distance, and be satisfied. Though Lydia's short letter to Mrs. F. Why, at that rate, you will have been here only six weeks. No more have I and I am glad to find that you do not depend on her serving you. I was ready to die of laughter. I must not, however, neglect the duties of my station, or refrain from declaring my amazement at hearing that you received the young couple into your house as soon as they were married. You know of course that Lady Catherine de Bourgh and Lady Anne Darcy were sisters; consequently that she is aunt to the present Mr. Darcy. Yes, Miss Bennet, interest; for do not expect to be noticed by his family or friends, if you wilfully act against the inclinations of all. The rector of a parish has much to do. Come, Darcy I must have you dance. I do not know of any other designs that he had formed; but he was in such a hurry to be gone, and his spirits so greatly discomposed, that I had difficulty in finding out even so much as this. But of course she did not mention my name to you. _That_ you certainly shall. He wrote last week to hurry my return. I talked to her repeatedly in the most serious manner, representing to her all the wickedness of what she had done, and all the unhappiness she had brought on her family. It will not do. Aye, there she comes looking as unconcerned as may be, and caring no more for us than if we were at York, provided she can have her own way. How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I knew I should persuade you at last. But if he returns no more this winter, my choice will never be required. Poor Jane! I am sorry for her, because, with her disposition, she may not get over it immediately. I am sick of them all. If I can but see one of my daughters happily settled at Netherfield and all the others equally well married, I shall have nothing to wish for. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased. Not that I care about it, though. Had you not been really amiable, you would have hated me for it; but in spite of the pains you took to disguise yourself, your feelings were always noble and just; and in your heart, you thoroughly despised the persons who so assiduously courted you. This is a wretched beginning indeed! My sole dependence was on you; and I am sure nobody else will believe me, if you do not. I have a excessive regard for Miss Jane Bennet, she is really a very sweet girl, and I wish with all my heart she were well settled. Lydia's thoughtlessness first betrayed to me that you had been concerned in the matter; and, of course, I could not rest till I knew the particulars. Their fortune on both sides is splendid. His consenting to marry her is a proof, I will believe, that he is come to a right way of thinking. In the first place, he must make such an agreement for tithes as may be beneficial to himself and not offensive to his patron. On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he speaks. No officer is ever to enter into my house again, nor even to pass through the village. I have no right to give _my_ opinion as to his being agreeable or otherwise. Thank God! I have not _that_ pain. I cannot but wonder, however, at her having any such fears now, because, if he had at all cared about me, we must have met, long ago. I comfort myself with thinking that he certainly would not marry Lydia if he had not a real regard for her. In marrying your nephew, I should not consider myself as quitting that sphere. It keeps him in good humour and I am more obliged to you than I can express. She had better have stayed at home perhaps she _meant_ well, but, under such a misfortune as this, one cannot see too little of one's neighbours. Indeed he has no improper pride. But from the severity of that blame which was last night so liberally bestowed, respecting each circumstance, I shall hope to be in the future secured, when the following account of my actions and their motives has been read. I want to know what you have learnt about Mr. Wickham. No, I thank you There is nothing the matter with me. Your own heart, your own conscience, must tell you why I come. Daughters are never of so much consequence to a father. Your mother should have taken you to town every spring for the benefit of masters. But upon my honour, I do _not_. You must decide for yourself and if, upon mature deliberation, you find that the misery of disobliging his two sisters is more than equivalent to the happiness of being his wife, I advise you by all means to refuse him. Why was he to be the judge? Aye, that is just like your formality and discretion. You may well be surprised, Miss Bennet, at such an assertion, after seeing, as you probably might, the very cold manner of our meeting yesterday. His diffidence had prevented his depending on his own judgment in so anxious a case, but his reliance on mine made every thing easy. And what claims has Lydia--what attraction has she beyond youth, health, and good humour that could make him, for her sake, forego every chance of benefiting himself by marrying well? As to what restraint the apprehensions of disgrace in the corps might throw on a dishonourable elopement with her, I am not able to judge; for I know nothing of the effects that such a step might produce. I am joined with him in the guardianship of Miss Darcy. I leave it to yourself to determine. Do not imagine, Miss Bennet, that your ambition will ever be gratified. But if that is the case, you must write to your mother and beg that you may stay a little longer. What is your opinion? If you and Miss Bennet will defer yours till I am out of the room, I shall be very thankful; and then you may say whatever you like of me. I have written to Colonel Forster to desire him to find out, if possible, from some of the young man's intimates in the regiment, whether Wickham has any relations or connections who would be likely to know in what part of town he has now concealed himself. But nothing can be done--I know very well that nothing can be done. Poor Wickham! there is such an expression of goodness in his countenance! such an openness and gentleness in his manner! What could become of Mr. Bingley and Jane! And so, is it quite certain he is coming? How can you talk so? You must know that though I should be exceedingly grieved at their disapprobation, I could not hesitate. Let her go, then. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced. The _present_ always occupies you in such scenes--does it? I think I have heard you say that their uncle is an attorney on Meryton. Hunsford, near Westerham, Kent, 15th October. My style of writing is very different from yours. Pray go to see them, with Sir William and Maria. Human nature is so prone to fall into it! No, Lizzy, let me once in my life feel how much I have been to blame. From what I can collect, he left Derbyshire only one day after ourselves, and came to town with the resolution of hunting for them. And men take care that they should. Gracechurch Street, Monday, August 2. And my aunt Phillips is sure it would do _me_ a great deal of good. And what sort of table do they keep? Charlotte is an excellent manager, I dare say. You can be at no loss, Miss Bennet, to understand the reason of my journey hither. By all means let us hear all the particulars, not forgetting their comparative height and size; for that will have more weight in the argument, Miss Bennet, than you may be aware of. And I wish my collection were larger for your benefit and my own credit; but I am an idle fellow, and though I have not many, I have more than I ever looked into. We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him. Neglect! I am sure you neglect nothing that can add to the beauties of that noble place. None at all. Well! I am so happy! In a short time I shall have a daughter married. I can guess the subject of your reverie. If one could but go to Brighton! Interested people have perhaps misrepresented each to the other. So imprudent a match on both sides! But I am willing to hope the best, and that his character has been misunderstood. Jane will be quite an old maid soon, I declare. Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get Pemberley by purchase than by imitation. At such an assembly as this it would be insupportable. I was given good principles, but left to follow them in pride and conceit. It is very unlucky; but as I have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance now. I think she will. However, I did not hear above one word in ten, for I was thinking, you may suppose, of my dear Wickham. Two offenses of a very different nature, and by no means of equal magnitude, you last night laid to my charge. But he found, in reply to this question, that Wickham still cherished the hope of more effectually making his fortune by marriage in some other country. Who would have thought that she could be so thin and small? You forced me into visiting him last year, and promised, if I went to see him, he should marry one of my daughters. Are any of your younger sisters out, Miss Bennet? I should not mind anything at all. Oh! yes--it would be much better to wait till Jane was well, and by that time most likely Captain Carter would be at Meryton again. You shall have it in a few words. Come, let me see the list of pitiful fellows who have been kept aloof by Lydia's folly. The dinner was as well dressed as any I ever saw. You may depend upon my not mentioning it. Oh! certainly we will ask you no questions. And Mary King is safe! safe from a connection imprudent as to fortune. To Kitty, however, it does not seem so wholly unexpected. I am not to be intimidated into anything so wholly unreasonable. Caroline decidedly says that none of the party will return into Hertfordshire this winter. When first he entered the corps, she was ready enough to admire him; but so we all were. Yes; but, when questioned by _him_, Denny denied knowing anything of their plans, and would not give his real opinion about it. Dining out that is very unlucky. If I were not afraid of judging harshly, I should be almost tempted to say that there is a strong appearance of duplicity in all this. I have a warm, unguarded temper, and I may have spoken my opinion _of_ him, and _to_ him, too freely. Really, Mr. Collins you puzzle me exceedingly. I thought I should have died. Oh! do not repeat what I then said. But how came you to tell me that he was so disagreeable? I began to be afraid you would never come back again. I shall not be able to keep you--and so I warn you. Dear me! we had such a good piece of fun the other day at Colonel Forster's. I pity you, Miss Eliza, for this discovery of your favourite's guilt; but really, considering his descent, one could not expect much better. I described, and enforced them earnestly. You mentioned _two_ instances. I mean, that no man in his senses would marry Lydia on so slight a temptation as one hundred a year during my life, and fifty after I am gone. But he is an ugly fellow! I am glad he is gone. Well, well, and so Mr. Bingley is coming down, sister Well, so much the better. My object then was to show you, by every civility in my power, that I was not so mean as to resent the past; and I hoped to obtain your forgiveness, to lessen your ill opinion, by letting you see that your reproofs had been attended to. She has nothing, in short, to recommend her, but being an excellent walker. How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library. Perhaps we might be deceived. Everybody said how well she looked; and Mr. Bingley thought her quite beautiful, and danced with her twice! Only think of _that_, my dear; he actually danced with her twice! and she was the only creature in the room that he asked a second time. I am afraid you do not like your pen. Tease calmness of manner and presence of mind! No, no--feel he may defy us there. If he _had another_ motive, I am sure it would never disgrace him. I have no wish of denying that I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your sister, or that I rejoice in my success. Were it known to the rest of my family, I should not have merely my own gratitude to express. How so? How can it affect them? The situation of your mother's family, though objectionable, was nothing in comparison to that total want of propriety so frequently, so almost uniformly betrayed by herself, by your three younger sisters, and occasionally even by your father. The old lady is Mrs. Jenkinson, who lives with them; the other is Miss de Bourgh. You, who so well know my feeling towards Mr. Darcy, will readily comprehend how sincerely I must rejoice that he is wise enough to assume even the _appearance_ of what is right. Such as vanity and pride. His coming into the country at all is a most insolent thing, indeed, and I wonder how he could presume to do it. To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of either. In making me the offer, you must have satisfied the delicacy of your feelings with regard to my family, and may take possession of Longbourn estate whenever it falls, without any self-reproach. My dearest Lizzy will, I am sure, be incapable of triumphing in her better judgement, at my expense, when I confess myself to have been entirely deceived in Miss Bingley's regard for me. But she is nothing to me now. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped my notice. She will be down in a moment, I dare say. Perhaps there was some truth in _this_; though I doubt whether _his_ reserve, or _anybody's_ reserve, can be answerable for the event. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley. Wickham passed all his youth there, you know. They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them. He is, indeed. I told Mrs. Collins so before you came. Many circumstances might make it more eligible for them to be married privately in town than to pursue their first plan; and even if _he_ could form such a design against a young woman of Lydia's connections, which is not likely, can I suppose her so lost to everything? Impossible! I grieve to find, however, that Colonel F. Do not involve yourself or endeavour to involve him in an affection which the want of fortune would make so very imprudent. He has a very satirical eye, and if I do not begin by being impertinent myself, I shall soon grow afraid of him. She is a handsome girl, about fifteen or sixteen, and, I understand, highly accomplished. It only shows her being deficient in something herself--sense or feeling. _That_ will make your ladyship's situation at present more pitiable; but it will have no effect on me. That is the place to get husbands. It is because he will not give himself the trouble. When I last saw her, she was not very promising. But I am at his disposal. From the very beginning--from the first moment, I may almost say--of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry. I know not, Miss Elizabeth whether Mrs. Collins has yet expressed her sense of your kindness in coming to us; but I am very certain you will not leave the house without receiving her thanks for it. Or, in other words, you are determined to have him. A thorough, determined dislike of me--a dislike which I cannot but attribute in some measure to jealousy. This will not do you never will be able to make both of them good for anything. It is nothing in comparison of Rosings, my lady, I dare say; but I assure you it is much larger than Sir William Lucas's. He is rich, to be sure, and you may have more fine clothes and fine carriages than Jane. _You_ know him too well to doubt the rest. I was obliged to confess one thing, which for a time, and not unjustly, offended him. Pride is a very common failing, I believe. He spoke of it as a certain event, of which the time alone could be undecided. On the contrary, every particular relative to his sister was meant to be kept as much as possible to myself; and if I endeavour to undeceive people as to the rest of his conduct, who will believe me? The general prejudice against Mr. Darcy is so violent, that it would be the death of half the good people in Meryton to attempt to place him in an amiable light. He does not want abilities. What sister would think herself at liberty to do it, unless there were something very objectionable? If they believed him attached to me, they would not try to part us; if he were so, they could not succeed. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us. People who suffer as I do from nervous complaints can have no great inclination for talking. Now, I do insist upon it, that you, all of you, hold your tongues, and let me and Mr. Collins have a little conversation together. I know not what to think. He must write his own sermons; and the time that remains will not be too much for his parish duties, and the care and improvement of his dwelling, which he cannot be excused from making as comfortable as possible. What he told me was merely this: that he congratulated himself on having lately saved a friend from the inconveniences of a most imprudent marriage, but without mentioning names or any other particulars, and I only suspected it to be Bingley from believing him the kind of young man to get into a scrape of that sort, and from knowing them to have been together the whole of last summer. He can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear. Oh! I am excessively diverted. I was sure you could not be so beautiful for nothing! I remember, as soon as ever I saw him, when he first came into Hertfordshire last year, I thought how likely it was that you should come together. He merely added that he should not write again till he had something of importance to mention. The picturesque would be spoilt by admitting a fourth. After this period every appearance of acquaintance was dropped. Believe her to be deceived, by all means. Oh, Jane, had we been less secret, had we told what we knew of him, this could not have happened! I cannot be otherwise than concerned at being the means of injuring your amiable daughters, and beg leave to apologise for it, as well as to assure you of my readiness to make them every possible amends--but of this hereafter. You supposed more than really existed. You are safe from me. Every savage can dance. You must contrive to send somebody. Who do you mean, my dear? I know of nobody that is coming, I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in--and I hope _my_ dinners are good enough for her. Your father's estate is entailed on Mr. Collins, I think. Mr. Bingley's defense of his friend was a very able one, I dare say; but since he is unacquainted with several parts of the story, and has learnt the rest from that friend himself, I shall venture to still think of both gentlemen as I did before. Because you were grave and silent, and gave me no encouragement. Yes; but he seemed to like his second better. Adieu! I take up my pen again to do what I have just told you I would not; but circumstances are such that I cannot help earnestly begging you all to come here as soon as possible. Mamma would like to go too of all things! Only think what a miserable summer else we shall have! You could not have started a more happy idea, since you will not take comfort in mine. Be not alarmed, madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments or renewal of those offers which were last night so disgusting to you. There is nothing he would not do for her. I did not believe her to be indifferent because I wished it; I believed it on impartial conviction, as truly as I wished it in reason. I beg your pardon, I will try again. I beg your pardon, madam, for interrupting you, but I was in hopes you might have got some good news from town, so I took the liberty of coming to ask. I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine a day. My dear Mr. Bennet, you must not expect such girls to have the sense of their father and mother. Do not make yourself uneasy, my love. I knew you would be wishing me joy. I shall not sport with your impatience, by reading what he says on that point. These are home questions--and perhaps I cannot say that I have experienced many hardships of that nature. Pray make my excuses to Pratt for not keeping my engagement, and dancing with him to-night. You and the girls may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the party. You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I am going to say. But can you think that Lydia is so lost to everything but love of him as to consent to live with him on any terms other than marriage? Yes _that_ would be a delightful scheme indeed, and completely do for us at once. Miss Elizabeth Bennet. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. But will they make you happy? The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense. We now come to the point. I really cannot _laugh_ at it. My child, let me not have the grief of seeing _you_ unable to respect your partner in life. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of ladies in general. His fear of her has always operated, I know, when they were together; and a good deal is to be imputed to his wish of forwarding the match with Miss de Bourgh, which I am certain he has very much at heart. Mary and Kitty have been very kind, and would have shared in every fatigue, I am sure; but I did not think it right for either of them. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done. Oh! dear, yes; but you must own she is very plain. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your education. My dear Jane, make haste and hurry down. Can this be Mr. Darcy? Mr. Darcy is all politeness. You must send John with the young ladies, Mrs. Collins. Pray do, my dear Miss Lucas for nobody is on my side, nobody takes part with me. It is what everybody says. But you _will_ know it, when I tell you what happened the very next day. You must, therefore, pardon the freedom with which I demand your attention; your feelings, I know, will bestow it unwillingly, but I demand it of your justice. Elizabeth will soon be the wife of Mr. Darcy. Good Heaven! what is to become of us? What are we to do? How can you be smiling so, Lizzy? What are young men to rocks and mountains? Oh! what hours of transport we shall spend! And when we _do_ return, it shall not be like other travellers, without being able to give one accurate idea of anything. This match, to which you have the presumption to aspire, can never take place. No; it would have been strange if they had; but I make no doubt they often talk of it between themselves. My father and Maria are coming to me in March and I hope you will consent to be of the party. That is a question which Mr. Darcy only can answer. I must beg to return to the house. I want to be told whether I ought, or ought not, to make our acquaintances in general understand Wickham's character. I have often observed how little young ladies are interested by books of a serious stamp, though written solely for their benefit. No, indeed, I do not wish to avoid the walk. You may depend upon it, Madam that Miss Bennet will receive every possible attention while she remains with us. Kitty has no discretion in her coughs she times them ill. Did it did it soon make you think better of me? Did you, on reading it, give any credit to its contents? The vicious propensities--the want of principle, which he was careful to guard from the knowledge of his best friend, could not escape the observation of a young man of nearly the same age with himself, and who had opportunities of seeing him in unguarded moments, which Mr. Darcy could not have. Certainly. What, none of you? What is it you mean? I see what you are feeling You must be surprised, very much surprised--so lately as Mr. Collins was wishing to marry you. Nor am I ashamed of the feelings I related. La! my dear it is not Lady Catherine. It is difficult indeed--it is distressing. Did you see it? But she is very young; she has never been taught to think on serious subjects; and for the last half-year, nay, for a twelvemonth--she has been given up to nothing but amusement and vanity. I always had a value for him. And will you give yourself the trouble of carrying similar assurances to his creditors in Meryton, of whom I shall subjoin a list according to his information? He has given in all his debts; I hope at least he has not deceived us. With respect to that other, more weighty accusation, of having injured Mr. Wickham, I can only refute it by laying before you the whole of his connection with my family. No, no; stay where you are. I do not mean, however, to assert that we can be justified in devoting too much of our time to music, for there are certainly other things to be attended to. The liberty of communication cannot be mine till it has lost all its value! I hope, my dear that you have ordered a good dinner to-day, because I have reason to expect an addition to our family party. From that moment I observed my friend's behaviour attentively; and I could then perceive that his partiality for Miss Bennet was beyond what I had ever witnessed in him. I knew nothing at all of Lady Catherine's connections. So, Lizzy your sister is crossed in love, I find. As a clergyman, moreover, I feel it my duty to promote and establish the blessing of peace in all families within the reach of my influence; and on these grounds I flatter myself that my present overtures are highly commendable, and that the circumstance of my being next in the entail of Longbourn estate will be kindly overlooked on your side, and not lead you to reject the offered olive-branch. Her behaviour to my dear Charlotte is charming. Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he _may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes. I have said no such thing. Well, he is a very undeserving young man--and I do not suppose there's the least chance in the world of her ever getting him now. To be sure that _did_ seem as if he admired her--indeed I rather believe he _did_--I heard something about it--but I hardly know what--something about Mr. Robinson. Oh! but their removing from the chaise into a hackney coach is such a presumption! And, besides, no traces of them were to be found on the Barnet road. _My_ affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever. It is a compliment which I never pay to any place if I can avoid it. I know that you could be neither happy nor respectable, unless you truly esteemed your husband; unless you looked up to him as a superior. But, my dearest Jane, you cannot seriously imagine that because Miss Bingley tells you her brother greatly admires Miss Darcy, he is in the smallest degree less sensible of _your_ merit than when he took leave of you on Tuesday, or that it will be in her power to persuade him that, instead of being in love with you, he is very much in love with her friend. Exceedingly well. Miss Bingley is to live with her brother, and keep his house; and I am much mistaken if we shall not find a very charming neighbour in her. He answered me with the utmost civility, and even paid me the compliment of saying that he was so well convinced of Lady Catherine's discernment as to be certain she could never bestow a favour unworthily. And of your infliction You have reduced him to his present state of poverty--comparative poverty. Well, my dear if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness--if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders. If you are looking for my master, ma'am, he is walking towards the little copse. I suppose she had nothing particular to say to you, Lizzy? He saw Wickham, and afterwards insisted on seeing Lydia. But our visitor was very obstinate. My mother is tolerably well, I trust; though her spirits are greatly shaken. If you mean Darcy he may go to bed, if he chooses, before it begins--but as for the ball, it is quite a settled thing; and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup enough, I shall send round my cards. Jane should therefore make the most of every half-hour in which she can command his attention. I scarcely know anyone who cannot do all this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being informed that she was very accomplished. His father, Miss Bennet, the late Mr. Darcy, was one of the best men that ever breathed, and the truest friend I ever had; and I can never be in company with this Mr. Darcy without being grieved to the soul by a thousand tender recollections. Can I speak plainer? Do not consider me now as an elegant female, intending to plague you, but as a rational creature, speaking the truth from her heart. I hope she will turn out well. Indeed I am heartily sorry for him; but he has other feelings, which will probably soon drive away his regard for me. But we are all liable to error. But, in my opinion, it is a paltry device, a very mean art. Lydia, my love, ring the bell--I must speak to Hill this moment. It may do very well for the others but I am sure it will be too much for Kitty. In truth I must acknowledge that, with all the disadvantages of this humble parsonage, I should not think anyone abiding in it an object of compassion, while they are sharers of our intimacy at Rosings. What a fine thing for our girls! Let me do it without further loss of time. But there are two things that I want very much to know; one is, how much money your uncle has laid down to bring it about; and the other, how am I ever to pay him. I believe she did--and I am sure she could not have bestowed her kindness on a more grateful object. How very suddenly you all quitted Netherfield last November, Mr. Darcy! It must have been a most agreeable surprise to Mr. Bingley to see you all after him so soon; for, if I recollect right, he went but the day before. We have tried two or three subjects already without success, and what we are to talk of next I cannot imagine. What will be his surprise when he knows who they are? He takes them now for people of fashion. Oh! _that_ abominable Mr. Darcy! My father's opinion of me does me the greatest honour, and I should be miserable to forfeit it. Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought and if I were to see you at it, I should take away your bottle directly. By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in meditating a dance at Netherfield? I would advise you, before you determine on it, to consult the wishes of the present party; I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure. Only let me assure you, my dear Miss Elizabeth, that I can from my heart most cordially wish you equal felicity in marriage. Mr. Darcy is engaged to my daughter. I wish I could see her. It amazes me, I confess; for, certainly, there can be nothing so advantageous to them as instruction. I had once had some thought of fixing in town myself--for I am fond of superior society; but I did not feel quite certain that the air of London would agree with Lady Lucas. Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton, and the Hursts have no horses to theirs. Your ladyship has declared it to be impossible. I shall never forget her appearance this morning. Were it certain that Lady Catherine would think so, but I cannot imagine that her ladyship would at all disapprove of you. He had some intention, he added, of studying law, and I must be aware that the interest of one thousand pounds would be a very insufficient support therein. I may thank you, Eliza, for this piece of civility. And how much I shall have to conceal! My good opinion once lost, is lost forever. All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you mean? You are very cruel you will not let me smile, and are provoking me to it every moment. The wisest and the best of men--nay, the wisest and best of their actions--may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke. I will not encourage the impudence of either, by receiving them at Longbourn. It appears to me so very unlikely that any young man should form such a design against a girl who is by no means unprotected or friendless, and who was actually staying in his colonel's family, that I am strongly inclined to hope the best. I knew it to be a most respectable, agreeable corps, and my friend Denny tempted me further by his account of their present quarters, and the very great attentions and excellent acquaintances Meryton had procured them. True; and nobody can ever be introduced in a ball-room. I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding. She is quite a little creature. I am glad it occurred to me to mention it; for it would really be discreditable to _you_ to let them go alone. Of Mr. Collins and Lizzy. We know how little there is to tempt anyone to our humble abode. If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy I should not care how proud I was. I might as well inquire why with so evident a desire of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character? Was not this some excuse for incivility, if I _was_ uncivil? But I have other provocations. Do not give way to useless alarm though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain. Upon my word, sir your hope is a rather extraordinary one after my declaration. From the former. _You_ cannot have been always at Longbourn. Does she live near you, sir? He is a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably. Not that I _shall_, though and my dear aunt, if you do not tell me in an honourable manner, I shall certainly be reduced to tricks and stratagems to find it out. That is the most unforgiving speech that I ever heard you utter. Yes, indeed I assure you there is quite as much of _that_ going on in the country as in town. If _you_ have not been mistaken here, _I_ must have been in error. I know my own strength, and I shall never be embarrassed again by his coming. An airing would do me a great deal of good, I am sure. Did Charlotte dine with you? If he does not come to me, _then_ I shall give him up for ever. _My_ overhearings were more to the purpose than _yours_, Eliza Mr. Darcy is not so well worth listening to as his friend, is he?--poor Eliza!--to be only just _tolerable_. Now be sincere; did you admire me for my impertinence? Pray forgive me if I have been very presuming, or at least do not punish me so far as to exclude me from P. I sincerely hope your Christmas in Hertfordshire may abound in the gaieties which that season generally brings, and that your beaux will be so numerous as to prevent your feeling the loss of the three of whom we shall deprive you. My aunt told me so herself on Saturday. I know how much you dislike him. If you'll believe me, I did not once put my foot out of doors, though I was there a fortnight. But you forget, mamma that we shall meet him at the assemblies, and that Mrs. Long promised to introduce him. It is very much to his credit, I am sure, that you should think so. Kitty, run down and order the carriage. You see on what a footing we are. Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all. Our plain manner of living, our small rooms and few domestics, and the little we see of the world, must make Hunsford extremely dull to a young lady like yourself; but I hope you will believe us grateful for the condescension, and that we have done everything in our power to prevent your spending your time unpleasantly. His regiment is there; for I suppose you have heard of his leaving the ----shire, and of his being gone into the regulars. Oh, yes! You will only think I feel _more_ than I ought to do, when I tell you all. In town I believe he chiefly lived, but his studying the law was a mere pretence, and being now free from all restraint, his life was a life of idleness and dissipation. Good girl! It would vex me, indeed, to see you again the dupe of Miss Bingley's pretended regard. In nursing your sister I am sure you have pleasure and I hope it will be soon increased by seeing her quite well. Oh! I am not afraid of her dying. You were disgusted with the women who were always speaking, and looking, and thinking for _your_ approbation alone. The soup was fifty times better than what we had at the Lucases' last week; and even Mr. Darcy acknowledged, that the partridges were remarkably well done; and I suppose he has two or three French cooks at least. I am not one-and-twenty. I am not afraid of being overpowered by the impression. Elizabeth Bennet is one of those young ladies who seek to recommend themselves to the other sex by undervaluing their own; and with many men, I dare say, it succeeds. I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle. There is a fine old saying, which everybody here is of course familiar with: 'Keep your breath to cool your porridge'; and I shall keep mine to swell my song. I am not. They are all for what they can get. It is Mr. Wickham's intention to go into the regulars; and among his former friends, there are still some who are able and willing to assist him in the army. I hope you will drink to our good journey. No, I should have turned in a moment. Till I can forget his father, I can never defy or expose _him_. And you are never to stir out of doors till you can prove that you have spent ten minutes of every day in a rational manner. I assure you, that if Darcy were not such a great tall fellow, in comparison with myself, I should not pay him half so much deference. Till this moment I never knew myself. If I have, I shall be the last person to confess it. So, Miss Eliza, I hear you are quite delighted with George Wickham! Your sister has been talking to me about him, and asking me a thousand questions; and I find that the young man quite forgot to tell you, among his other communication, that he was the son of old Wickham, the late Mr. Darcy's steward. They may be there, though for the purpose of concealment, for no more exceptional purpose. Your portion is unhappily so small that it will in all likelihood undo the effects of your loveliness and amiable qualifications. Oh! Single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. So much the better. I believe him to be Lady Catherine's _nephew_. Are they indeed! Go to your father, he wants you in the library. And yet, upon my honour, I believe what I said of myself to be true, and I believe it at this moment. For my part, I am inclined to believe it all Darcy's; but you shall do as you choose. Remember that she is one of a large family; that as to fortune, it is a most eligible match; and be ready to believe, for everybody's sake, that she may feel something like regard and esteem for our cousin. You will find her manners beyond anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I think, must be acceptable to her, especially when tempered with the silence and respect which her rank will inevitably excite. Mr. Darcy, you cannot deny the fact. You blamed me for coming? Lady Catherine is a very respectable, sensible woman indeed and a most attentive neighbour. Must it be so? This has been my motive, my fair cousin, and I flatter myself it will not sink me in your esteem. With the officers! I wonder my aunt did not tell us of _that_. The last-born has as good a right to the pleasures of youth at the first. I was not in a humour to wait for any opening of your's. I _must_ have employment and society. There was one part especially, the opening of it, which I should dread your having the power of reading again. Come here, my love, I want to speak to you. Look here, I have bought this bonnet. I could hardly keep my countenance. I cannot give you credit for any philosophy of the kind. What will you think of my vanity? I believed you to be wishing, expecting my addresses. If this be the case, he deserves you. I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours. All that is known after this is, that they were seen to continue the London road. And Lady Lucas has been very kind; she walked here on Wednesday morning to condole with us, and offered her services, or any of her daughters', if they should be of use to us. At least, you should not _remind_ your mother of inviting him. Assistance is impossible; condolence insufferable. But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them for ever. My dear, dear Lydia! How merry we shall be together when we meet! It was not thought necessary in Sir Lewis de Bourgh's family. How anyone could have the conscience to entail away an estate from one's own daughters, I cannot understand; and all for the sake of Mr. Collins too! Why should _he_ have it more than anybody else? That is very true though it had not occurred to me before. I have not forgot, you see; and I assure you, I was very much disappointed that you did not come back and keep your engagement. Promise me, therefore, to come to Hunsford. In point of composition the letter does not seem defective. I do not at all know; but I _heard_ nothing of his going away when I was at Netherfield. Lydia will never be easy until she has exposed herself in some public place or other, and we can never expect her to do it with so little expense or inconvenience to her family as under the present circumstances. What think you of books? I was never more annoyed! The insipidity, and yet the noise--the nothingness, and yet the self-importance of all those people! What would I give to hear your strictures on them! Dearest Lizzy, I hardly know what I would write, but I have bad news for you, and it cannot be delayed. She has the reputation of being remarkably sensible and clever; but I rather believe she derives part of her abilities from her rank and fortune, part from her authoritative manner, and the rest from the pride for her nephew, who chooses that everyone connected with him should have an understanding of the first class. I have never heard him say so; but it is probable that he may spend very little of his time there in the future. But if I do not take your likeness now, I may never have another opportunity. Well, then--supposing them to be in London. I am astonished at his intimacy with Mr. Bingley! How can Mr. Bingley, who seems good humour itself, and is, I really believe, truly amiable, be in friendship with such a man? How can they suit each other? Do you know Mr. Bingley? You conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. If _she_ does not object to it, why should _we_? She says Lizzy had better have taken Mr. Collins; but _I_ do not think there would have been any fun in it. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are the result of previous study? That _she_ could be in any danger from the deception never entered my head. The country can in general supply but a few subjects for such a study. What can be the meaning of this? My dear, Eliza, he must be in love with you, or he would never have called us in this familiar way. I will speak to her about it directly. I inquired after their brother, of course. We all love to instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing. They are not married, nor can I find there was any intention of being so; but if you are willing to perform the engagements which I have ventured to make on your side, I hope it will not be long before they are. I found as the time drew near that I had better not meet Mr. Darcy; that to be in the same room, the same party with him for so many hours together, might be more than I could bear, and that scenes might arise unpleasant to more than myself. I shall not go away till you have given me the assurance I require. That is not very likely; our authority was too good. Thank you, sir, but a less agreeable man would satisfy me. Could I expect it to be otherwise! Yet why did he come? I will have no reserves from _you_. How much you must have gone through! And have you heard from him often? You are too hasty, sir You forget that I have made no answer. Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring? will she be as tall as I am? They are descended, on the maternal side, from the same noble line; and, on the father's, from respectable, honourable, and ancient--though untitled--families. I must now mention a circumstance which I would wish to forget myself, and which no obligation less than the present should induce me to unfold to any human being. Could she exert herself, it would be better; but this is not to be expected. At any rate, she cannot grow many degrees worse, without authorising us to lock her up for the rest of her life. Are you pleased with Kent? That I was desirous of believing her indifferent is certain--but I will venture to say that my investigation and decisions are not usually influenced by my hopes or fears. But I cannot--I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestowed it most unwillingly. I must trouble you once more for congratulations. I never in my life saw anything more elegant than their dresses. You may have drawn him in. And I certainly _never_ shall give it. My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them--by which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my correspondents. Well, well do not make yourself unhappy. My dear I have two small favours to request. I am quite sorry, Lizzy, that you should be forced to have that disagreeable man all to yourself. I have received a letter this morning that has astonished me exceedingly. And do you impute it to either of those? Lady Catherine's great attentions to Mrs. Collins you have been a daily witness of; and altogether I trust it does not appear that your friend has drawn an unfortunate--but on this point it will be as well to be silent. You are determined to ruin him in the opinion of all his friends, and make him the contempt of the world. I shall tell Colonel Forster it will be quite a shame if he does not. And this is your real opinion! This is your final resolve! Very well. It had come with a fare from London; and as he thought that the circumstance of a gentleman and lady's removing from one carriage into another might be remarked he meant to make inquiries at Clapham. His misfortunes! yes, his misfortunes have been great indeed. I am sure there is not on _his_. Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teasing? But whatever may be the sentiments which Mr. Wickham has created, a suspicion of their nature shall not prevent me from unfolding his real character--it adds even another motive. I beg you will not go. Oh! yes. But when they see, as I trust they will, that their brother is happy with me, they will learn to be contented, and we shall be on good terms again; though we can never be what we once were to each other. No, no, let me shift for myself; and, perhaps, if I have very good luck, I may meet with another Mr. Collins in time. I deserve neither such praise nor such censure I am _not_ a great reader, and I have pleasure in many things. Yet he knew to the contrary himself. I do not at all comprehend her reason for wishing to be intimate with me; but if the same circumstances were to happen again, I am sure I should be deceived again. I can remember some expressions which might justly make you hate me. When you have killed all your own birds, Mr. Bingley I beg you will come here, and shoot as many as you please on Mr. Bennet's manor. Lizzy, you must not do so. I do not know anybody who seems more to enjoy the power of doing what he likes than Mr. Darcy. It was only said, 'Lately, George Wickham, Esq. You are over-scrupulous, surely. Pleased with the preference of one, and offended by the neglect of the other, on the very beginning of our acquaintance, I have courted prepossession and ignorance, and driven reason away, where either were concerned. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for _us_ to visit him if you do not. I certainly _have_ had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. I can easily believe it. Indeed! And pray, may I ask?-- Is it in address that he improves? Has he deigned to add aught of civility to his ordinary style?--for I dare not hope that he is improved in essentials. Miss Bennet I am shocked and astonished. Of music! Then pray speak aloud. I do not like to boast of my own child, but to be sure, Jane--one does not often see anybody better looking. It is a rule with me, that a person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill. It has been a very agreeable day The party seemed so well selected, so suitable one with the other. I suspected as much But how did he account for it? Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your connections?--to congratulate myself on the hope of relations, whose condition in life is so decidedly beneath my own? Now seriously, what have you ever known of self-denial and dependence? When have you been prevented by want of money from going wherever you chose, or procuring anything you had a fancy for? And I do not think it of light importance that he should have attentive and conciliatory manner towards everybody, especially towards those to whom he owes his preferment. You refuse to obey the claims of duty, honour, and gratitude. With _your_ good sense, to be so honestly blind to the follies and nonsense of others! Affectation of candour is common enough--one meets with it everywhere. She likes to have the distinction of rank preserved. Yes, almost every day. Mr. Darcy would never have come so soon to wait upon me. I do assure you that my intimacy has not yet taught me _that_. I assure you, madam that she does not need such advice. I am satisfied. A younger son, you know, must be inured to self-denial and dependence. That would be a good scheme if you were sure that they would not offer to send her home. People do not die of little trifling colds. Wherever you and Jane are known you must be respected and valued; and you will not appear to less advantage for having a couple of--or I may say, three--very silly sisters. You will be having a charming mother-in-law, indeed; and, of course, she will always be at Pemberley with you. Elizabeth, you are not serious now. You could scarcely escape discredit and misery. And there are other circumstances which I am not at liberty--which it is not worth while to relate; but his lies about the whole Pemberley family are endless. And when I returned home, the ----shire was to leave Meryton in a week or fortnight's time. You have a very small park here. You are too generous to trifle with me. Your picture may be very exact, Louisa but this was all lost upon me. Miss Elizabeth Bennet! I am all astonishment. But, really, I know not what to say. Another time, Lizzy I would not dance with _him_, if I were you. But, whatever may be their own wishes, it is very unlikely they should have opposed their brother's. Very true, my dear, that is exactly what I say. I do not see what right Mr. Darcy had to decide on the propriety of his friend's inclination, or why, upon his own judgement alone, he was to determine and direct in what manner his friend was to be happy. The world is blinded by his fortune and consequence, or frightened by his high and imposing manners, and sees him only as he chooses to be seen. I only want to think _you_ perfect, and you set yourself against it. And then we were so merry all the way home! we talked and laughed so loud, that anybody might have heard us ten miles off! Oh! my dear, I am quite delighted with him. He confessed himself obliged to leave the regiment, on account of some debts of honour, which were very pressing; and scrupled not to lay all the ill-consequences of Lydia's flight on her own folly alone. But that is not the case _here_. I cannot bear to think that they should have all this estate. I joined them unexpectedly a day or two before the intended elopement, and then Georgiana, unable to support the idea of grieving and offending a brother whom she almost looked up to as a father, acknowledged the whole to me. My dearest child I can think of nothing else! Ten thousand a year, and very likely more! 'Tis as good as a Lord! And a special licence. I am more likely to want more time than courage, Elizabeth. I certainly shall not. If you should have no objection to receive me into your house, I propose myself the satisfaction of waiting on you and your family, Monday, November 18th, by four o'clock, and shall probably trespass on your hospitality till the Saturday se'ennight following, which I can do without any inconvenience, as Lady Catherine is far from objecting to my occasional absence on a Sunday, provided that some other clergyman is engaged to do the duty of the day. It makes me very nervous and poorly, to be thwarted so in my own family, and to have neighbours who think of themselves before anybody else. And of this place I might have been mistress! With these rooms I might now have been familiarly acquainted! Instead of viewing them as a stranger, I might have rejoiced in them as my own, and welcomed to them as visitors my uncle and aunt. I never heard you speak ill of a human being in your life. It is a circumstance which Darcy could not wish to be generally known, because if it were to get round to the lady's family, it would be an unpleasant thing. I dearly love a laugh. I assure you, I feel it exceedingly I believe no one feels the loss of friends so much as I do. But we expect him to-morrow, with a large party of friends. Do you not want to know who has taken it? And they _must_ marry! Yet he is _such_ a man! I am sure he will be vastly happy to oblige you, and will save all the best of the covies for you. Sir William could not have interrupted two people in the room who had less to say for themselves. Then it is as I always hoped they are married! My mother was in hysterics, and though I endeavoured to give her every assistance in my power, I am afraid I did not do so much as I might have done! But the horror of what might possibly happen almost took from me my faculties. I think I have understood that Mr. Bingley has not much idea of ever returning to Netherfield again? He knows where we live. You are not going to introduce yourself to Mr. Darcy! I am perfectly satisfied, from what his manners now are, that he never had any design of engaging my affection. I talked about the dance, and _you_ ought to make some sort of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples. I am truly glad, dearest Lizzy, that you have been spared something of these distressing scenes; but now, as the first shock is over, shall I own that I long for your return? I am not so selfish, however, as to press for it, if inconvenient. But if you are really innocent and ignorant, I must be more explicit. For the truth of everything here related, I can appeal more particularly to the testimony of Colonel Fitzwilliam, who, from our near relationship and constant intimacy, and, still more, as one of the executors of my father's will, has been unavoidably acquainted with every particular of these transactions. We must trespass a little longer on your kindness. I do not pretend to possess equal frankness with your ladyship. The far and the near must be relative, and depend on many varying circumstances. I will answer for it, he never cared three straws about her--who could about such a nasty little freckled thing? And do you really love him quite well enough? Oh, Lizzy! do anything rather than marry without affection. And you saw the old housekeeper, I suppose? Poor Reynolds, she was always very fond of me. But we are none of us consistent, and in his behaviour to me there were stronger impulses even than pride. Perhaps I did not always love him so well as I do now. I am not equal to it. At last I am able to send you some tidings of my niece, and such as, upon the whole, I hope it will give you satisfaction. All the world are good and agreeable in your eyes. No, no, nonsense, Lizzy. But I will endeavour to banish every painful thought, and think only of what will make me happy--your affection, and the invariable kindness of my dear uncle and aunt. You are rather disposed to call his interference officious? Can you possibly guess, Lizzy, who is meant by this? How many letters you must have occasion to write in the course of a year! Letters of business, too! How odious I should think them! The feelings of the person who wrote, and the person who received it, are now so widely different from what they were then, that every unpleasant circumstance attending it ought to be forgotten. I hope not so. From what we have seen of him I really should not have thought that he could have behaved in so cruel a way by anybody as he has done by poor Wickham. My uncle is to send a servant for us. I am sick of Mr. Bingley. La! it looks just like that man that used to be with him before. Yes, my youngest is not sixteen. But with such a father and mother, and such low connections, I am afraid there is no chance of it. Take care, Lizzy; that speech savours strongly of disappointment. I dare say you believed it; but I am by no means convinced that you would be gone with such celerity. First of all, he asked Miss Lucas. He promises fairly; and I hope among different people, where they may each have a character to preserve, they will both be more prudent. I know you do; and it is _that_ which makes the wonder. Pray do not talk of that odious man. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least. I never thought Mr. Darcy so deficient in the _appearance_ of it as you used to do. I can now say with the housekeeper, that though some people may call him proud, I have seen nothing of it. She did, indeed, Louisa. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. I _will_ read you the passage which particularly hurts me. Removed! It must not be thought of. And yours is willfully to misunderstand them. Oh, yes!--of that kind of love which I suppose him to have felt. My brother admires her greatly already; he will have frequent opportunity now of seeing her on the most intimate footing; her relations all wish the connection as much as his own; and a sister's partiality is not misleading me, I think, when I call Charles most capable of engaging any woman's heart. Yes--but as it happens, they are all of them very clever. Money! My uncle! what do you mean, sir? In such cases as this, it is, I believe, the established mode to express a sense of obligation for the sentiments avowed, however unequally they may be returned. The part which I acted is now to be explained. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good-humoured as Lydia. She is a very fine-looking woman! and her calling here was prodigiously civil! for she only came, I suppose, to tell us the Collinses were well. As much as I ever wish to be I have spent four days in the same house with him, and I think him very disagreeable. But you would not wish to be dancing when she is ill. Besides, there was truth in his looks. My aunt is going to-morrow into that part of the town, and I shall take the opportunity of calling in Grosvenor Street. Now I have got some news for you What do you think? It is excellent news--capital news--and about a certain person we all like! Compliments always take _you_ by surprise, and _me_ never. That will make thirteen with ourselves, so there will be just room at table for him. Mrs. Bennet, have you no more lanes hereabouts in which Lizzy may lose her way again to-day? Why did not you all learn? You ought all to have learned. It does not follow that a deep, intricate character is more or less estimable than such a one as yours. When my niece Georgiana went to Ramsgate last summer, I made a point of her having two men-servants go with her. I thought too ill of him to invite him to Pemberley, or admit his society in town. Till I was in Kent, and saw so much both of Mr. Darcy and his relation Colonel Fitzwilliam, I was ignorant of the truth myself. You are to understand, Miss Bennet, that I came here with the determined resolution of carrying my purpose; nor will I be dissuaded from it. I hope there was. My dear, dear Lydia! This is delightful indeed! She will be married! I shall see her again! She will be married at sixteen! My good, kind brother! I knew how it would be. But I know the foundation is unjust. And so, my dear sister, I find, from our uncle and aunt, that you have actually seen Pemberley. --I remain, dear sir, with respectful compliments to your lady and daughters, your well-wisher and friend, His understanding and opinions all please me; he wants nothing but a little more liveliness, and _that_, if he marry _prudently_, his wife may teach him. La! You are so strange! But I must tell you how it went off. But is it certain--absolutely certain? Be so kind as to apologise for us to Miss Darcy. But disguise of every sort is my abhorrence. But if you will listen to his letter, you may perhaps be a little softened by his manner of expressing himself. Certain it is, that the living became vacant two years ago, exactly as I was of an age to hold it, and that it was given to another man; and no less certain is it, that I cannot accuse myself of having really done anything to deserve to lose it. Ah! Jane, I take your place now, and you must go lower, because I am a married woman. She shall hear my opinion. Say that urgent business calls us home immediately. You know I always speak my mind, and I cannot bear the idea of two young women travelling post by themselves. No--what should he? If it were not allowable for him to gain _my_ affections because I had no money, what occasion could there be for making love to a girl whom he did not care about, and who was equally poor? I should be sorry indeed, if it were. I was in the middle before I knew that I _had_ begun. What is Mr. Darcy to me, pray, that I should be afraid of him? I am sure we owe him no such particular civility as to be obliged to say nothing _he_ may not like to hear. They are gone down to Newcastle, a place quite northward, it seems, and there they are to stay I do not know how long. Anything beyond the very neighbourhood of Longbourn, I suppose, would appear far. He dined with us the next day, and was to leave town again on Wednesday or Thursday. His character is thereby complete. Oh! Mr. Bennet, you are wanted immediately; we are all in an uproar. If I were to go through the world, I could not meet with a better. No; he never saw him till the other morning at Meryton. Wretched, wretched mistake! And which of the two do you call _my_ little recent piece of modesty? He could not speak a word for full ten minutes. Well have it as you choose. I do not blame Jane for Jane would have got Mr. Bingley if she could. My dearest Lizzy, do but consider in what a disgraceful light it places Mr. Darcy, to be treating his father's favourite in such a manner, one whom his father had promised to provide for. There was just such an informality in the terms of the bequest as to give me no hope from law. I wish I could call her amiable. We will go round the Park every day. Do you talk by rule, then, while you are dancing? I wish you joy. That is his notion of Christian forgiveness! The rest of his letter is only about his dear Charlotte's situation, and his expectation of a young olive-branch. When is your turn to come? You will hardly bear to be long outdone by Jane. Believe me, my dear Miss Elizabeth, that your modesty, so far from doing you any disservice, rather adds to your other perfections. I do not cough for my own amusement When is your next ball to be, Lizzy? I often tell my other girls they are nothing to _her_. Let _our_ first effusions be less insupportable than those of the generality of travellers. But I am afraid you are giving it a turn which that gentleman did by no means intend; for he would certainly think better of me, if under such a circumstance I were to give a flat denial, and ride off as fast as I could. I am cruelly used, nobody feels for my poor nerves. You have a house in town, I conclude? Since writing the above, dearest Lizzy, something has occurred of a most unexpected and serious nature; but I am afraid of alarming you--be assured that we are all well. Mrs. Long told me last night that he sat close to her for half-an-hour without once opening his lips. I hope we may often meet again. Oh! Your uncle! He keeps a man-servant, does he? I am very glad you have somebody who thinks of these things. Lady Catherine has been of infinite use, which ought to make her happy, for she loves to be of use. You will not thank me for detaining you from the bewitching converse of that young lady, whose bright eyes are also upbraiding me. She really looked almost wild. Miss Bingley has given me more credit than can be. She is a very good kind of girl, I believe. I rather wonder now at your knowing _any_. I should like balls infinitely better if they were carried on in a different manner; but there is something insufferably tedious in the usual process of such a meeting. And when you have given _your_ ball I shall insist on their giving one also. Oh, yes. Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a turn about the room. As for your Elizabeth's picture, you must not have it taken, for what painter could do justice to those beautiful eyes? Well, if they can be easy with an estate that is not lawfully their own, so much the better. She is upstairs and will have great satisfaction in seeing you all. My friend has an excellent understanding--though I am not certain that I consider her marrying Mr. Collins as the wisest thing she ever did. You must not suspect me. Well, how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you should have gone this morning and never said a word about it till now. How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who delighted me so much. I have nothing to say against _him_; he is a most interesting young man; and if he had the fortune he ought to have, I should think you could not do better. Young ladies have great penetration in such matters as these; but I think I may defy even _your_ sagacity, to discover the name of your admirer. In everything else she is as good-natured a girl as ever lived. Insolent girl! You are much mistaken if you expect to influence me by such a paltry attack as this. His sisters' uneasiness had been equally excited with my own; our coincidence of feeling was soon discovered, and, alike sensible that no time was to be lost in detaching their brother, we shortly resolved on joining him directly in London. But surely I may enter his county without impunity, and rob it of a few petrified spars without his perceiving me. Miss Bennet, do you know who I am? I have not been accustomed to such language as this. I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these. Oh! mamma, do the people hereabouts know I am married to-day? I was afraid they might not; and we overtook William Goulding in his curricle, so I was determined he should know it, and so I let down the side-glass next to him, and took off my glove, and let my hand just rest upon the window frame, so that he might see the ring, and then I bowed and smiled like anything. May I hope, madam, for your interest with your fair daughter Elizabeth, when I solicit for the honour of a private audience with her in the course of this morning? As that was the case, neither Jane, to whom I related the whole, nor I, thought it necessary to make our knowledge public; for of what use could it apparently be to any one, that the good opinion which all the neighbourhood had of him should then be overthrown? And even when it was settled that Lydia should go with Mrs. Forster, the necessity of opening her eyes to his character never occurred to me. And tell my dear Lydia not to give any directions about her clothes till she has seen me, for she does not know which are the best warehouses. All that is required of you is, to assure to your daughter, by settlement, her equal share of the five thousand pounds secured among your children after the decease of yourself and my sister; and, moreover, to enter into an engagement of allowing her, during your life, one hundred pounds per annum. Yes, but intricate characters are the _most_ amusing. You have done all this! and yet you can treat the mention of his misfortune with contempt and ridicule. My sisters may write to _me_. I beg your pardon; one knows exactly what to think. _He_ was exactly what he had been, when I knew him in Hertfordshire; but I would not tell you how little I was satisfied with her behaviour while she staid with us, if I had not perceived, by Jane's letter last Wednesday, that her conduct on coming home was exactly of a piece with it, and therefore what I now tell you can give you no fresh pain. Oh! thoughtless, thoughtless Lydia! What a letter is this, to be written at such a moment! But at least it shows that _she_ was serious on the subject of their journey. She did not choose it she would go. To yield readily--easily--to the _persuasion_ of a friend is no merit with you. You might have talked to me more when you came to dinner. They are going to be encamped near Brighton; and I do so want papa to take us all there for the summer! It would be such a delicious scheme; and I dare say would hardly cost anything at all. Very true, indeed; and now, my dear Jane, what have you got to say on behalf of the interested people who have probably been concerned in the business? Do clear _them_ too, or we shall be obliged to think ill of somebody. I suppose you have heard of it; indeed, you must have seen it in the papers. What did you say of me, that I did not deserve? For, though your accusations were ill-founded, formed on mistaken premises, my behaviour to you at the time had merited the severest reproof. We are speaking of music, madam. I found that Miss Darcy was expected to dinner. My dear Lizzy, do not give way to such feelings as these. He made her an offer in this very room, and she refused him. The church _ought_ to have been my profession--I was brought up for the church, and I should at this time have been in possession of a most valuable living, had it pleased the gentleman we were speaking of just now. Well, any friend of Mr. Bingley's will always be welcome here, to be sure; but else I must say that I hate the very sight of him. I have no reason, I assure you to be dissatisfied with my reception. I have been most highly gratified indeed, my dear sir. With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell it. Yes, there can; for mine is totally different. I told him, moreover, that I believed myself mistaken in supposing, as I had done, that your sister was indifferent to him; and as I could easily perceive that his attachment to her was unabated, I felt no doubt of their happiness together. 'Tis an etiquette I despise If he wants our society, let him seek it. His first object with her, he acknowledged, had been to persuade her to quit her present disgraceful situation, and return to her friends as soon as they could be prevailed on to receive her, offering his assistance, as far as it would go. Never mind Miss Lizzy's hair. Let me take it in the best light, in the light in which it may be understood. But what is that to me? If there is no other objection to my marrying your nephew, I shall certainly not be kept from it by knowing that his mother and aunt wished him to marry Miss de Bourgh. As soon as ever Mr. Bingley comes, my dear you will wait on him of course. I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly. My dear, you flatter me. This is a parade which does one good; it gives such an elegance to misfortune! Another day I will do the same; I will sit in my library, in my nightcap and powdering gown, and give as much trouble as I can; or, perhaps, I may defer it till Kitty runs away. You are very cautious, I suppose, as to its _being created_. Mr. and Mrs. Collins have a comfortable income, but not such a one as will allow of frequent journeys--and I am persuaded my friend would not call herself _near_ her family under less than _half_ the present distance. I am sure we never read the same, or not with the same feelings. People _did_ say you meant to quit the place entirely at Michaelmas; but, however, I hope it is not true. Will you give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again? At present I have not room to do them justice. You will be censured, slighted, and despised, by everyone connected with him. It will be _her_ turn soon to be teased I am going to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what follows. Yes, always I remember hearing you once say, Mr. Darcy, that you hardly ever forgave, that your resentment once created was unappeasable. Younger sons cannot marry where they like. At present, however, I consider myself as quite fixed here. However, he wrote some verses on her, and very pretty they were. My father was not only fond of this young man's society, whose manner were always engaging; he had also the highest opinion of him, and hoping the church would be his profession, intended to provide for him in it. Mr. Darcy often acknowledged himself to be under the greatest obligations to my father's active superintendence, and when, immediately before my father's death, Mr. Darcy gave him a voluntary promise of providing for me, I am convinced that he felt it to be as much a debt of gratitude to _him_, as of his affection to myself. Sir William's interruption has made me forget what we were talking of. Well it is all very right; who should do it but her own uncle? If he had not had a family of his own, I and my children must have had all his money, you know; and it is the first time we have ever had anything from him, except a few presents. I must ask whether you were surprised? You doubt me indeed, you have no reason. I understood that there were some very strong objections against the lady. Yes, she will do for him very well. Yes his estate there is a noble one. Oh! yes--I understand you perfectly. They met again on Sunday, and then _I_ saw him too. I think you said she was a widow, sir? Has she any family? But slyness seems the fashion. Lizzy, I never gave _you_ an account of my wedding, I believe. Do you certainly leave Kent on Saturday? It is more than I engage for, I assure you. His attachment to Rosings certainly increases. I thank you again and again for the honour you have done me in your proposals, but to accept them is absolutely impossible. After mentioning the likelihood of this marriage to her ladyship last night, she immediately, with her usual condescension, expressed what she felt on the occasion; when it became apparent, that on the score of some family objections on the part of my cousin, she would never give her consent to what she termed so disgraceful a match. It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. His choice is disinterested at least, for he must know my father can give her nothing. On this subject, what can you have to say? In what imaginary act of friendship can you here defend yourself? or under what misrepresentation can you here impose upon others? I believe, ma'am, I may safely promise you _never_ to dance with him. By supposing such an affection, you make everybody acting unnaturally and wrong, and me most unhappy. Your first position is false. Your reproof, so well applied, I shall never forget: 'had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner. If it was to be secret say not another word on the subject. Not so hasty, if you please. I have, sir. In short, I will do my best. It was the prospect of constant society, and good society which was my chief inducement to enter the ----shire. That the wish of giving happiness to you might add force to the other inducements which led me on, I shall not attempt to deny. Except when she goes to Ramsgate. There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. I shall now know how to act. If you were sensible of your own good, you would not wish to quit the sphere in which you have been brought up. And my mother--how is she? How are you all? The person of whom I speak is a gentleman, and a stranger. But my dear Lydia, I don't at all like your going such a way off. If, in the explanation of them, which is due to myself, I am under the necessity of relating feelings which may be offensive to yours, I can only say that I am sorry. Lady Catherine, I have nothing further to say. He was angry. His own father did not long survive mine, and within half a year from these events, Mr. Wickham wrote to inform me that, having finally resolved against taking orders, he hoped I should not think it unreasonable for him to expect some more immediate pecuniary advantage, in lieu of the preferment, by which he could not be benefited. My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. I believe I have now told you every thing. That is to say, you had given your permission. It gives me great pleasure to hear that you have passed your time not disagreeably.